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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Eagle360(m): 5:33pm On Nov 16, 2021
grin
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by moneyissweet(m): 5:33pm On Nov 16, 2021
Ok
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Vewer: 5:33pm On Nov 16, 2021
[s]
KillIgbohoN0W:
Oduduwa was deported from heaven to Ile Ife for wickedness
[/s]

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Cohcoh91(m): 5:33pm On Nov 16, 2021
Lol my man you just state it clear to them.
abobote:
First to come comment, when I'm not a deportee
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by oklahrelo(m): 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.


In other words, you mean.. You worth a billion naire like this..

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Scottz: 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.
pele o legit kor scama ni
Make una sha suffery dey lie
We know say na faceless forum

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by MrPresent(m): 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2021
Who wan accept say e be deportee grin grin grin

How to spot a Deportee
They always say these things
"Abroad is hard"
"Whites are Racist".
"I will never encourage even my enemy to travel out. Never"
"Whites hate the black man".
"They will never give you a good job".

Also, they are always speaking stupid Phonetics and always ending with "yeah men".
They can wear sweater under heat just to prove a point.
They can gist you of how they were footballers in Europe and even met Queen Elizabeth but decided to come back to invest in Nigeria.

Last but the least.

They always end their conversations with "THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME"grin

That's all I can remember for now.

Nobody should ask me how I know these things.

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Yeecar(m): 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2021
This will be educating and inspiring, expecially for people who are suffering from depression caused by deportation.

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Nobody: 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.
which legit online work pay you dat..still on doubt ooh,nd impossible

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Ocholu: 5:35pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

How did you do it Boss?? Please teach me. I really need to start working and earning.
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by KillIgbohoN0W: 5:35pm On Nov 16, 2021
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Vewer:
[/s] angry
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by paranorman(m): 5:35pm On Nov 16, 2021
Ain't nobody saying nothing yet..

I know a bro that got deported for drug related offense. I was quite young then, in the Uni, I guess. Dude went on and on taking about it and sharing stories; twas interesting and all but it was a turn off for me. Didn't show my displeasure, the bro wasn't remorseful about it. Infact, he wanted an opportunity to do more. This was years ago when things were relatively easier, not now when traveling requires you to pray and fast before visa approval!

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by DWJOBScom(m): 5:35pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

Lol grin grin

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Scottz: 5:35pm On Nov 16, 2021
Joysticks:
Selling properties and travel abroad for a greener pasture is the greatest mistake you will ever make.
Illegal or legal African immigrants hardly get a well paid job.They end up sweeping the streets washing plates and doing terrible jobs that they cannot do in Nigeria.
una go sha comment shaaaaaaa

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Or11: 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2021
In 2004, I was deported from UK(drug crime), 2008 deported from France(expired visa) , I went back to uni in Nigeria, graduated despite everything and relocated in 2016.

Deportation is not the end, sometimes you have to fall to bounce back up.

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by TheOnlyUyai(f): 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2021
Powersurge:
Wait, do you want them to come and comment on this thread?

Ask him again, please.
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Swallowurspit(m): 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

Bro you mean legit #2m or $2m in 2 months?
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by wunmi590(m): 5:36pm On Nov 16, 2021


As I'm now, I'm ready to be deported from nigeria to Canada

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by DWJOBScom(m): 5:37pm On Nov 16, 2021
Scottz:
pele o legit kor scama ni
Make una sha suffery dey lie
We know say na faceless forum


grin grin grin grin grin
No only legit
Even Nigeria will be grateful to see such income
Na woman the guy dey find

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by samuel051: 5:37pm On Nov 16, 2021
Rabiu114:
Good one
tunde d scammer grin grin grin

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Necafa90: 5:37pm On Nov 16, 2021
Shame no go allow them talk
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Possitivevibe: 5:39pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.
How abeg. Make una help person
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by EjaikreTheViper(f): 5:39pm On Nov 16, 2021
Rabiu114:
Good one

SCAMMER!

ONLY FOOLS WILL CONTACT YOU

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by kingsceemark(m): 5:39pm On Nov 16, 2021
Mods of this forum just dey threaten people anyhow on this forum simple because they have the power to do so, see what I saw today on my profile, and I'm commenting right away, how can you banned someone and the person still have access to comment, I don't even know the offense I have committed, is this not a threat?

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by GUNITGuy: 5:40pm On Nov 16, 2021
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.
How!!? help a teachable brother
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by annisy(f): 5:40pm On Nov 16, 2021
Joysticks:
Selling properties and travel abroad for a greener pasture is the greatest mistake you will ever make.
Illegal or legal African immigrants hardly get a well paid job.They end up sweeping the streets washing plates and doing terrible jobs that they cannot do in Nigeria.
forget the job title, exchange rate is the catch thanks to the clueless president buhari

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Nobody: 5:41pm On Nov 16, 2021
Someone I knew was deported to Nigeria. After he spent a month, he went to the British Embassy to report that he's a British Citizen and wrongfully deported. When they checked out his story, it was true.

They paid him compensation and flew him back 1st class.

When he returned we asked him why he didn't say anything at the deportation centre.

He said why should he talk when they would send him to Nigeria for free!! Free vacation.

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by swedbase(m): 5:42pm On Nov 16, 2021
Thunderfayayou:


I can never be deported instead I tear my passport
You will be inside until your embassy issue them your T.C to Lagos grin grin grin

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Freelane33(m): 5:42pm On Nov 16, 2021
MULE cool
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.
Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Idamond: 5:43pm On Nov 16, 2021
Or11:
In 2004, I was deported from UK(drug crime), 2008 deported from France(expired visa) , I went back to uni in Nigeria, graduated despite everything and relocated in 2016.

Deportation is not the end, sometimes you have to fall to bounce back up.
that's life.

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by cooooooks(m): 5:43pm On Nov 16, 2021
Lool. Sure you did.
Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

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Re: Deportees How Did You Blend Into The Society? by Splitmind: 5:44pm On Nov 16, 2021
We thank God, I feel much better in Nigeria than I was in Niger.

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