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Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by soleexx(m): 10:29am On Nov 21, 2021

Among the Whites

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by jubrilELsudan: 10:31am On Nov 21, 2021

CHOIR MASTER AND MUSIC DIRECTOR

THAT POSITION WILL ALLOW YOU SEE FVCK VERY WELL

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Nobody: 10:37am On Nov 21, 2021

Silentgroper:
Lol. Na wetin be scabbashing abeg?

Praying in tongue.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by fairwilliams: 10:39am On Nov 21, 2021

Mercychen:
Front. So no body will see my face when I'm scabbashing .

Before some people will now come and go and be saying " hey.. be like say na dis sister case worse pass" hahahahaaaa... .

Abeg my Sunday school teacher yaf come.

I'm out!

U sound like back sitter 2me

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by fairwilliams: 10:41am On Nov 21, 2021

Already in church sitting@d bck

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Nobody: 10:43am On Nov 21, 2021

I'll be thinking about it

Cashsteady:

Male.... Abeg boss

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Benprass(m): 10:53am On Nov 21, 2021

Uyi168:
..
back seat, even when there are plenty free seats in the front

ushers in my church know me very well for this.

and it's being more than five years now since I last went to church.

Hmmmm why more than five years?

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Jmichael1(m): 11:07am On Nov 21, 2021

Uyi168:
.. back seat, even when there are plenty free seats in the front
ushers in my church know me very well for this.
and it's being more than five years now since I last went to church.

we are on same boat bro,its being 9yr now i last went to church..

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Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Sureblack47: 11:09am On Nov 21, 2021

Na d door side sure pass oo AKA quick exit. And na for back oo cos there u fit da observe everywhere for the church.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Uyi168: 11:13am On Nov 21, 2021

Jmichael1:

we are on same boat bro,its being 9yr now i last went to church..

.
Na epa you be ooo...

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by MrNipplesLover(m): 11:24am On Nov 21, 2021

There's nothing more precious than sitting in the last role at the back....

Na u go dey see everything wey dey go on from the back.

If u know, u know... grin

Thank you, father.

❤❤❤❤

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Nobody: 11:40am On Nov 21, 2021

middle aisle, third row from the front.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by ashawopikin(m): 11:58am On Nov 21, 2021

Back back where I go dey see things grin

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Enzo1: 12:18pm On Nov 21, 2021

Na back seat be that no stress grin

BadRadio:
Doggy style

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Desboy123(m): 12:26pm On Nov 21, 2021

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Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Iseoluwani: 12:33pm On Nov 21, 2021

Uyi168:
..
back seat, even when there are plenty free seats in the front

ushers in my church know me very well for this.

and it's being more than five years now since I last went to church.

Five years

Why

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Jaytecq(m): 12:38pm On Nov 21, 2021

EnemyofGod22:
God and satan doesn't exist.

Know this and have peace of mind.

If good and bad people exist, that's ok

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by IamRandy: 12:45pm On Nov 21, 2021

ILoveDemMANNA:
Anywhere the ushers lead me to

You mean anywhere "Buhari" leads you to? grin

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Olarewaju89: 1:13pm On Nov 21, 2021

Brainard22:
Back
Make I fit press phone

You can't spend 2 weeks in my church before sermon will touch you.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Olarewaju89: 1:14pm On Nov 21, 2021

Uyi168:
..
back seat, even when there are plenty free seats in the front

ushers in my church know me very well for this.

and it's being more than five years now since I last went to church.

You need to grow spiritual bro.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by 1F30M4(f): 1:19pm On Nov 21, 2021

As the spirit leads ni oo.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Nobody: 1:21pm On Nov 21, 2021

It depends

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by olutj: 1:35pm On Nov 21, 2021

Mercychen:
Front. So no body will see my face when I'm scabbashing .

Before some people will now come and go and be saying " hey.. be like say na dis sister case worse pass" hahahahaaaa... .

Abeg my Sunday school teacher yaf come.

I'm out!

Which church

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Nobody: 1:36pm On Nov 21, 2021

olutj:

Which church

RCCG.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by olutj: 1:41pm On Nov 21, 2021

Mercychen:

RCCG.

I nearly guessed right. No sitting at the back

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Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by passover221(m): 1:48pm On Nov 21, 2021

Anywhere apart from the first 5pews. And I must sha sit-down for edge. So dat I no go disturb anybody when I wan disembark.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by olutj: 1:50pm On Nov 21, 2021

dingbang:
All the noises from churches yet people still have wicked and evil hearts. Mchew

Yes from churches. But it could have been a lot worse than it is. The problem isn't the church. It is Family. Depravity from family, carefree attitude and indulgence from parents is the root cause. The church has only made the wickedness we see these days obvious but it isn't the source.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Odidigboigbo(m): 1:54pm On Nov 21, 2021

Any gathering I find myself, be it Religious, Academics or Social gathering, I love to seat at the front. I want to have first hand information of everything, I don't like distractions. It's better for me not to go than to go and come back as if I didn't go.

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Nobody: 1:55pm On Nov 21, 2021

olutj:

I nearly guessed right. No sitting at the back

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by FullBlastLight: 2:44pm On Nov 21, 2021

Brainard22:
Back
Make I fit press phone

So, d one wey u press 4 house neva do u, u stil carry am go Church, huh?

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by FullBlastLight: 2:48pm On Nov 21, 2021

Uyi168:
..
back seat, even when there are plenty free seats in the front

ushers in my church know me very well for this.

and it's being more than five years now since I last went to church.

Ur last line is no good news nor a testimony!

U seriously need redemption, u hv falling, apparently!

Only self-deception or arrogance wil make u think u're stil in touch wit d Truth & d Spirit!

Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by FullBlastLight: 2:51pm On Nov 21, 2021

Mercychen:
Front. So no body will see my face when I'm scabbashing .

Before some people will now come and go and be saying " hey.. be like say na dis sister case worse pass" hahahahaaaa... .

Abeg my Sunday school teacher yaf come.

I'm out!

I told u 2 win me 2 dt Church, ...

Or, don't u wanna win a soul 4 God? Huh?

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