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Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by God1000(m): 10:39am On Nov 29, 2021
I'm sure many guys can relate with this story.
Each time you ask your girlfriend this question, the answer has always been "NO" I've not eaten, even if she has plethora of foodstuff, it has become their second nature.

Seriously they need to get rid of this idiosyncrasy because guys are gradually waking up.

Please myn44
Lalasticlala

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Bigredmachine: 10:40am On Nov 29, 2021
And the guys will be asking the question as if they want to feed the girl... grin grin grin

what a wicked world

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by KingEverest: 11:36am On Nov 29, 2021
Swears it's so annoying somtims they don't wait for you to ask they just pop it into the conversation like ''I'm hungry'' they behave as if without guys they can't survive later they will go online and start forming stupid feminism

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by God1000(m): 11:48am On Nov 29, 2021
KingEverest:
Swears it's so annoying somtims they don't wait for you to ask they just pop it into the conversation like ''I'm hungry'' they behave as if without guys they can't survive later they will go online and start forming stupid feminism
You are right man

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by brosom(m): 12:39pm On Nov 29, 2021
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) undecided.

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry cry,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji grin, any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face grin.

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile grin

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by God1000(m): 12:44pm On Nov 29, 2021
brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) undecided.

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry cry,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

For SIMPs guy:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji grin, any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face grin.

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile grin

End of discussion till after a week or so from the girl.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!
Lol, so true

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Dizzyyish: 1:04pm On Nov 29, 2021
hmm..
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by odinson1(m): 1:08pm On Nov 29, 2021
G
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by KingEverest: 1:33pm On Nov 29, 2021
Dizzyyish:


With the aid of skillfully applied cosmetics, designed to preserve that
precious baby look; with the aid of helpless, appealing babble and exclamations such as "Oooh" and "Ah," to denote astonishment, surprise, and admiration; with inane little bursts of conversation, women have
preserved this "baby look" for as long as possible so as to make the world
continue to believe in the darling, sweet little girl she once was, and she relies on the protective instinct in man to make him take care of her.

- Esther Vilar
Wattafuck
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by jericco1(m): 2:01pm On Nov 29, 2021
My girlfriend is not a hungry girl.

I wish I could just marry the girl

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by God1000(m): 9:58pm On Nov 29, 2021
jericco1:
My girlfriend is not a hungry girl.

I wish I could just marry the girl
Please marry her oo
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Nobody: 10:25pm On Nov 29, 2021
brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) undecided.

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry cry,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji grin, any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face grin.

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile grin

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!
So accurate. Former simp spotted cheesy

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by brosom(m): 10:33pm On Nov 29, 2021
SmellySperm:

So accurate. Former simp spotted cheesy
Bro forget, u no go understand.

Nothing like true love with 9ja babes

I'd rather marry a white girl than a 9ja babe, period.!!

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by MufasaLion: 10:35pm On Nov 29, 2021
brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) undecided.

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry cry,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji grin, any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face grin.

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile grin

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!

grin grin grin
Dude!!!

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Sanmel(f): 11:31pm On Nov 29, 2021
Lol.. You guys should stop asking..
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Sanmel(f): 11:34pm On Nov 29, 2021
brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) undecided.

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry cry,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji grin, any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face grin.

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile grin

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!
You're mean

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Nobody: 11:41pm On Nov 29, 2021
brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Lols, this entire post is hilarious grin

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by OSDD(m): 11:44pm On Nov 29, 2021
It is good to give to helpless people.. Jesus fed 5thousand people (I don't know if it us accurate or not) with 5 loaves of bread and e be like say na 3 fishes... You dey feed just one lady, you day cry "foul".. Abeg, you should feed her and her friends, after all, a friend in need is a friend indeed
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by brosom(m): 11:54pm On Nov 29, 2021
InTheCloudySky:
Lols, this entire post is hilarious grin
Because u can relate, yes..?
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by brosom(m): 11:54pm On Nov 29, 2021
Sanmel:
You're mean
wasn't before.
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by brosom(m): 11:55pm On Nov 29, 2021
MufasaLion:


grin grin grin
Dude!!!
former simp turn to redpiller grin
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by God1000(m): 7:52am On Nov 30, 2021
Sanmel:
Lol.. You guys should stop asking..
Agreed, we should stop asking.
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Bigpapi: 9:50am On Nov 30, 2021
God1000:
I'm sure many guys can relate with this story.
Each time you ask your girlfriend this question, the answer has always been "NO" I've not eaten, even if she has plethora of foodstuff, it has become their second nature.

Seriously they need to get rid of this idiosyncrasy because guys are gradually waking up.







Na u get time to ask them na
Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Palazee(m): 11:06am On Nov 30, 2021
brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) undecided.

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry cry,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji grin, any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face grin.

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile grin

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Palazee(m): 11:10am On Nov 30, 2021
Stop asking them




Stop complaining

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Re: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by Nobody: 7:36am On Dec 02, 2021
God1000:
I'm sure many guys can relate with this story.
Each time you ask your girlfriend this question, the answer has always been "NO" I've not eaten, even if she has plethora of foodstuff, it has become their second nature.

Seriously they need to get rid of this idiosyncrasy because guys are gradually waking up.

Once I see those "I never chop" kind of girls, I avoid them completely.

I don't mind spending on someone I like, but it's gross indiscipline for a lady to keep demanding food or money from a guy just because he expressed interest in her. Like if that's the basis for the relationship, what happens if you remove food and money from the equation

I see such ladies as loose and lacking home training...

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