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I remember one time I was chronically sad.
Out of fear that I might die cos of the severity
I had to ask google: "Can sadness kill someone"?

.Lol...I was so sad that I was scared my heart might stop beating cos my heart was so heavy that I could literally feel the weight of my heart
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So I after I read some epistle and thesis by some people who experienced intense sadness on quora, I had to dust myself up, and said...'e be like say my own sadness still dey learn' ..lol
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I think that's the strangest shit I ever asked Google

OP
I have never asked Google ridiculous Questions really!

Closest will be 'Johnny Sins three.some and Cream.pie'..

when will ronaldo win another ballon dor.

Vinnie2000:
OP
I have never asked Google ridiculous Questions really!

Closest will be 'Johnny Sins three.some and Cream.pie'..

Haha. What's even special abt Cream.pie...guys love da category

.PS: Nairaland dey craze o..how can dey turn cream.pie without the '.' to ice-cream...

How to Rob a bank

So many weird questions. It has to be how to ask a babe out

Kuriosmynd:
For me, I remember one long gloomy moment i had.
Out of fear that I might die..lol...I had to ask google: "Can sadness kill someone"?
.

.Lol...I was so sad that I was scared my heart might stop beating cos my heart was so heavy..
.
..I think that's the strangest shit I ever asked Google
.

no ofeeencse

How to poison someone with apple seeds...(Didn't do it)

Weirdest porn... (I wish I can unsee all that I saw)

Can silicone be injected into the vulva to make it puffy?..(Just curious)

How to have sex with a snake...(again, sheer curiosity)

And many more I can't remember... Not all I wrote here are bizarre... But I think they are worth mentioning

After death come's what ?

Datboredberry:
How to poison someone with apple seeds...(Didn't do it)

Weirdest porn... (I wish I can unsee all that I saw)

Can silicone be injected into the vulva to make it puffy?..(Just curious)

How to have sex with a snake...(again, sheer curiosity)..

And many more I can't remember... Not all I wrote here are bizarre... But I think they are worth mentioning

Sex with snake kwa

How to fûck a girl to orgasm

devilmaycry:
Sex with snake kwa

Curiosity...

I watched something weird

Chloraseptic:
How to fûck a girl to orgasm

And can you share the tip u got

How to chop government's money in Nigeria.

Datboredberry:
How to poison someone with apple seeds...(Didn't do it)

Weirdest porn... (I wish I can unsee all that I saw)

Can silicone be injected into the vulva to make it puffy?..(Just curious)

How to have sex with a snake...(again, sheer curiosity)

And many more I can't remember... Not all I wrote here are bizarre... But I think they are worth mentioning

Hmmm..
See DatboredBerry!
Tell us some of dem nah..

I've googled how to learn machine language, assembly language, c, c++, java, python, JavaScript, c#, Scala, and ActionScript all in one day. Google change am for me come tell me "O YA WEREY". Please I am igbo, what does "o ya werey" means.

shantti:
I've googled how to learn machine language, assembly language, c, c++, java, python, JavaScript, c#, Scala, and ActionScript all in one day. Google change am for me come tell me "O YA WEREY". Please I am igbo, what does "o ya werey" means.

You dey craze

Kuriosmynd:
You dey craze

Oh, thanks

shantti:
Oh, thanks

NVM, it costs me nothing to type

I once asked google WOULD I LIVE LONG google said e no no

Kuriosmynd:
And can you share the tip u got

Most of the stuff there didn't work on my girl then but it worked very well on my current girl..

No matter how bad a fucker you are there must be a girl you can always fûck to orgasm...

Orgasms are usually girl dependent

Kuriosmynd:
I remember one long gloomy moment i had.
Out of fear that I might die cos of the severity..lol...
I had to ask google: "Can sadness kill someone"?
.

.Lol...I was so sad that I was scared my heart might stop beating cos my heart was so heavy...
.
So I after I read some epistle and thesis by some people who experienced intense sadness on quora, I had to dust myself up, and said...'e be like say my own sadness still dey learn' ..lol
.
..I think that's the strangest shit I ever asked Google
.

How to meet a real life mermaid

Where can mermaids easily be sighted.

Can a mermaid fall in love with a human and safely marry him? Has it happened?

How to join am occult society. A foreign one.

How to cast a spell.

How to locate a white witch


Yes, I know all d questions above sounds dark and evil...well...so be it. That was what I sha asked Google. And I had need for them as at then.

How to join illuminati
This was years ago when we were just growing sense before we knew there is no free money anywhere. You have you move your ass, work and make some.

Fetishes are crazy but good not to indulge in them only imagine

Once converted one country currency to ours . and the search brought 2 quadrillion naira mehn in my wildest imagination I thought of having it . the cause of this action of mine that day was that I was damn broke and I thought having that kind of money 4 of coming generation will spend it after me..

Aethiops:
How to pee while fvcking
How to fvck standing up
I was pretty young then

.. How can u pee while fvcking abi u be girl....asking abt squirting during sex?

Kuriosmynd:
I remember one time I was chronically sad.
Out of fear that I might die cos of the severity
I had to ask google: "Can sadness kill someone"?

.Lol...I was so sad that I was scared my heart might stop beating cos my heart was so heavy...
.
So I after I read some epistle and thesis by some people who experienced intense sadness on quora, I had to dust myself up, and said...'e be like say my own sadness still dey learn' ..lol
.
I think that's the strangest shit I ever asked Google

Smoke weed

Back in the days I remembered a friend who travelled to another of our friends village, they had dis maid who was head over heels, really crushing on this friend of mine, she smooched him, kissed him, laid on his body, omo my guy ran outside I was googling "how to avoid temptation" LMAO

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot



Damn.. Nasty.. I'm out of here

;DHow to poison a cat.Damn thing dropped a link that blasted anybody thinkingabt killing a cat

I planned pouring sniper inside a plate filled with milk.Cat was always at my fence looking at me .