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Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

Disadvantages of living in a one room face me I slap you.

Upgrade to 1, 2 or 3 bedroom flat and you'll have all the time in the world with your wife to have sex.

This I have seen

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

Lmao...this is funny

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

how old is the child?

if between 1 to 3
no qualms.

make hu na run am

KiNg0G:
how old is the child?
if between 1 to 3 no qualms.
make hu na run am

Haaaa

Slowpoke child? SMH, you are not a father!

FalseProphet1:
Disadvantages of living in a one room face me I also you.

Upgrade to 1, 2 or 3 bedroom flat and you'll have all the time in the world with your wife to have sex.

This I have seen

So, if you're living in a mansion with numerous rooms, you'll leave a baby in a different room unattended so you can lash

How old is the child?If s/he's still a toddler,feed him/her well and when well fed,s/he'll sleep soundly and you can have your time.

No sex for you till he clocks 18. I like the boy.

Oga bleeper

FalseProphet1:
Disadvantages of living in a one room face me I slap you.

Upgrade to 1, 2 or 3 bedroom flat and you'll have all the time in the world with your wife to have sex.

This I have seen

lies

You don't have to wait till 12.
If the child is still a toddler.
You can have sex immediately he falls asleep.
Just feed him well

This is Buhari fault,I serious

You called your child a "slowpoke child"?

Unbelievable.

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the móron child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

So you called your child a mõron because of sex,

Op, you are a potopoto man...

Op please change ur supplier

MufasaLion:


No sex for you till he clocks 18. I like the boy.

Were you like that

He'll be on the bed while we'll be under the bed

This is very funny...y would u call ur child a slow poke.

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

Haha.

Your pikin never wan get sibling yet na

Your wife should put him on breast, while you go from behind.
Or you put his favorite cartoon for him in the sitting room.
Or while he sleeps.

Sounds more of an imaginative piece than reality.
Tales by Sunlight.

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

try different style, shebi your pikin they go school?, knack for kitchen, bathroom, parlour etc.

FalseProphet1:
Disadvantages of living in a one room face me I slap you.

Upgrade to 1, 2 or 3 bedroom flat and you'll have all the time in the world with your wife to have sex.

This I have seen

he doesn't have money, all this men set, they won't be financially stable them go they jump inside marriage.

KiNg0G:
how old is the child?

if between 1 to 3
no qualms.

make hu na run am

Noooo, to me a child of 1 year already have thought recording in his memory, he could recount that later and it leads to bad upbringing abeg

Georgekyrian:
Noooo, to me a child of 1 year already have thought recording in his memory, he could recount that later and it leads to bad upbringing abeg

1 year?

funny you

oya narrate give me how your mama take stop you breast.

talk reality jhor

Na wa o. So its because of sex you called your child a moro.n? SMH.

The only solution is to get a bigger apartment with more space so the child/children can have his/their own room. Though I doubt if this will still work because you already made the child get accustomed to sleeping on the same bed with you and forcing him to stop now would be very difficult.

Shey u wan hear ?

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

Normally, father's sleeps outer side of the bed, mother always in the middle to prevent father's body movements that will affect the child and then the child will definitely sleep by the wall

This same position allows you to have contact with the mum

The mum being in the middle will serve dad on the left side and baby on the right side

But once that child gets to one year, pls change the child position before any act

The type of foam that you are using is an important factor in this game

If you are using those type of foam that sinks in the middle, the child may roll in the middle and that will be too risky during fun times

If you have a just normal bed, you must consider where to keep the child

But if it's a six by six bed, no cause for alarm