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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Nobody: 9:52pm On Dec 13, 2021

daddytime:
You called your child a "slowpoke child"?

Unbelievable.

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by olasaad(f): 10:11pm On Dec 13, 2021

frozen70:
Normally, father's sleeps outer side of the bed, mother always in the middle to prevent father's body movements that will affect the child and then the child will definitely sleep by the wall

This same position allows you to have contact with the mum

The mum being in the middle will serve dad on the left side and baby on the right side

But once that child gets to one year, pls change the child position before any act

The type of foam that you are using is an important factor in this game

If you are using those type of foam that sinks in the middle, the child may roll in the middle and that will be too risky during fun times

If you have a just normal bed, you must consider where to keep the child

But if it's a six by six bed, no cause for alarm

Mama de Mama

seriously you are on point. This is how we roll

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Nobody: 10:19pm On Dec 13, 2021

It`s happen to me too, but early morning when it`s time to bleep & my child woke up, i do gave my child my phone to be watching cartoons on cushions while we minds our business on bed with silent moans.

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Nicklaus619(m): 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2021

johnchins:
Slowpoke child? SMH, you are not a father!

As in heh the guy is a classic efulefu, very idiotic individual

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by wiseone28: 10:44pm On Dec 13, 2021

Yinkakolawole:
It`s happen to me too, but early morning when it`s time to bleep & my child woke up, i do gave my child my phone to be watching cartoons on cushions while we minds our business on bed with silent moans .

I feel you bro

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by mediainc: 10:46pm On Dec 13, 2021

Priorities priorities.

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Starboytwo(m): 10:49pm On Dec 13, 2021

Now imagine 1 man and him wife like that we Dey manage for 1 room with like 6 children. And den still Dey do. Damn.

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Amuroba: 11:55pm On Dec 13, 2021

I dunno the age of your child, but believe me, he/she will never respect you, if ever he/she caught you fvcking '' Mummy ''

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Aaron12(m): 11:59pm On Dec 13, 2021

It is well, children creating issues.

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by 1Sharon(f): 12:59am On Dec 14, 2021

Kriss216:
So, if you're living in a mansion with numerous rooms, you'll leave a baby in a different room unattended so you can lash

That's how it's supposed to be?

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by aktolly54(m): 3:22am On Dec 14, 2021

So it is compulsory to do it on bed? The wife can't just touch the wall or chair and give her doggy smh for the op

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by frozen70(f): 5:46am On Dec 14, 2021

olasaad:
Mama de Mama seriously you are on point. This is how we roll

Lol, thanks dear
Those of us that have some experience will continue to guide the young ones

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Georgekyrian(m): 6:21am On Dec 14, 2021

KiNg0G:
1 year?

funny you

oya narrate give me how your mama take stop you breast.

talk reality jhor

Lol you’ll not understand, I guess is more like a gift of nature. So I cannot argue 1 bit about it, but for me is 1 to take things always from a baby’s site

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by ITbomb(m): 7:21am On Dec 14, 2021

Feed the child very well in the evening
When he falls asleep, that first hour is the best time,
12 midnight that you are waiting for is not ideal because that's when the child will be tossing around half awake

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by stamapro(m): 8:19am On Dec 14, 2021

Simple maths, slowpoke Child from slowpoke parent who can't shedule their sex time table. Whatashame

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by lereinter(m): 8:24am On Dec 14, 2021

You call your child slowpoke

O GA O

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Roma10: 8:29am On Dec 14, 2021

Na your photo grin

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by player007(m): 8:33am On Dec 14, 2021

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

NEVER use such words on your own CHILD. It’s Wrong.
I have a 1 year and two months old daughter.
And love making only happens when she’s asleep.
Doesn’t matter if it’s at noon or night.

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Adsexpert: 9:12am On Dec 14, 2021

Funny but true this happens.

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Rajahbite(m): 10:34am On Dec 14, 2021

Na your child you dey address as slowpoke?
I'm sure that no be child you get....na pikin

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Knows(m): 10:58am On Dec 14, 2021

frozen70:
Normally, father's sleeps outer side of the bed, mother always in the middle to prevent father's body movements that will affect the child and then the child will definitely sleep by the wall

This same position allows you to have contact with the mum

The mum being in the middle will serve dad on the left side and baby on the right side

But once that child gets to one year, pls change the child position before any act

The type of foam that you are using is an important factor in this game

If you are using those type of foam that sinks in the middle, the child may roll in the middle and that will be too risky during fun times

If you have a just normal bed, you must consider where to keep the child

But if it's a six by six bed, no cause for alarm

which one is outer side? Must u out ur bed beside wall?

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by KingMack(m): 11:16am On Dec 14, 2021

Give am small stout..e go sleep scarra

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Rickmann: 12:52pm On Dec 14, 2021

FalseProphet1:
Disadvantages of living in a one room face me I slap you.

Upgrade to 1, 2 or 3 bedroom flat and you'll have all the time in the world with your wife to have sex.

This I have seen

Oga relax, all fingers are not equal..you should know that.

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Rickmann: 12:59pm On Dec 14, 2021

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

I don't think you both are ready to make love..couples should begin to understand that sex can't be had or enjoyed only the conventional way ( the bed).. Oga, you and your wife must improvise o.. Konji no be anybody mate

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Rickmann: 1:00pm On Dec 14, 2021

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

I don't think you both are ready to make love..Extreme situations call for extreme measures..couples should begin to understand that sex can't only be had and enjoyed the conventional way (the bed).. Oga, you and your wife must improvise o..

Konji no be anybody mate grin

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by adewaleadeyemi8(m): 1:06pm On Dec 14, 2021

[color=#990000][/color] very funny shit

Just lay behind your wife and penetrate her from that lying position, do not rush it but be gentle and slow. I tried this shit with my ex then and my friend who was in the room never noticed, we were gisting and laughing while work was going on, my guy was preoccupied with movie on my laptop and a sheet covered i and my ex to the ribs area. E be things

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by frozen70(f): 1:40pm On Dec 14, 2021

Knows:
which one is outer side? Must u out ur bed beside wall?

You can hang your bed, it's your choice

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by silibaba: 1:58pm On Dec 14, 2021

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

The child needs deliverance or ambien

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Volksguys1985: 2:17pm On Dec 14, 2021

Op i will give you free accommodation here, come ur room is small u can't bleep there.

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Newyorkitis(m): 2:21pm On Dec 14, 2021

Sorry for the situation... And stop calling your child a slow - poke, even though you don't mean it.

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Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by aimmoney9: 3:27pm On Dec 14, 2021

Dorcmass:
Anonymous.
so have been facing this problem since 2 week back,me and my wife have been making an attempt to bleep each other but all in vain
so last night i told my wife to tried out another way i.e we wil lay our child on the mat
and we can have time to enjoy our self on the bed
the funniest part of it is that the slowpoke child woke exactly 12:00am by the time me and my wife have unclothed
chaiii the boy started to cry and tried to come unto the bed
i was like what type of child is this
anyway we dont later do anything that night
this problem has be occuring and reoccuring and am fed up
any other method
lander please

Buy a duvet and do it under..... grin

Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by Fortune109(m): 4:41pm On Dec 14, 2021

People still dey fall for Nairaland business format grin

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