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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 12:14pm On Dec 13, 2021
I get friends wey run dat sponge parole for idi-iroko here in ogun state,na fear of God still dey hold me.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 12:18pm On Dec 13, 2021
Athemisia:

Try selling your books on okakabooks. Great fiction/reality stories you gat here.
I've been trying to get my books on Okada, Mr Athems... but it hasn't been working embarassed Can I pm?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by hotswagg12: 12:42pm On Dec 13, 2021
Kpakam:
Story wey we dey enjoy dey go,somebody dey say make dem put am for sale for okadabooks, What a wicked world!!!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 12:50pm On Dec 13, 2021
Jaylynn:

I've been trying to get my books on Okada, Mr Athems... but it hasn't been working embarassed Can I pm?
I don't publish but go over there to buy. Visit the site register and upload your books.
https://okadabooks.com/store
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 12:54pm On Dec 13, 2021
Kpakam:
Story wey we dey enjoy dey go,somebody dey say make dem put am for sale for okadabooks, What a wicked world!!!
Oga you too like Osho-free!!! How much be 1k wey you no go fit use buy book wey you like!!!

Bad Naija mentality.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 1:17pm On Dec 13, 2021
Good afternoon everyone..

Abeg if u know any landlord that i can rent selfcon directly from in Abk south please kindly help with there number..or any Corp member that is passing out this month so I can rent there selcon ..abeg... Agent fee is very high in Abk
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 3:13pm On Dec 13, 2021
Healthrelatedjo:
I get friends wey run dat sponge parole for idi-iroko here in ogun state,na fear of God still dey hold me.
Lolz, bro you better don't put yourself in big shit. The life of a man is more than material things. Making money is true money is all about having a very high demand skill, that people will beg you for. Or having a product people cannot do without.

How I wish youth are creative. No be say I don make am o..but that's just my own perspective

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kroos205: 3:13pm On Dec 13, 2021
Where in Abk and how much is your budget?
I stay around Ojere tho.


Anansa0003:
Good afternoon everyone..

Abeg if u know any landlord that i can rent selfcon directly from in Abk south please kindly help with there number..or any Corp member that is passing out this month so I can rent there selcon ..abeg... Agent fee is very high in Abk

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 5:03pm On Dec 13, 2021
Kroos205:
Where in Abk and how much is your budget?
I stay around Ojere tho.


120 to 150k..


Any where around panseke,idi Aba,kuto
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 5:30pm On Dec 13, 2021
dodoatirice:



I’m going to be a cinematographer, I’m just using nairaland to test my story writing skills. Thanks to everyone

Born2winkingOG
That time hope you know say na cruise i no really mean all those insults wey we trade bros

no lele brotherly

if you dey on keyboard manually, we fit still relate.. share brains.
click pm, I go reply
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by amzee(m): 5:37pm On Dec 13, 2021
dodoatirice:

I juss weak bro i no write again
If u say so,so be it
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:59pm On Dec 13, 2021
Hello Baba, i don loose guard soap oo. (At the other end, baba let out an hysteric laugh like the news to him was a good one he asked me where i was, i told him he then asked me to come back for a new one. New soap? Free of charge? Baba didn’t disappoint lol, with the devil, the smallest drop of water from the devil looks free at the initial stage but that shit gets taxed and the devil as the tax collector come for his tax. A bank ofers you a free loan (is there anything like free with banks?) you take the free loan and they come for you through the efcc citing a case of potential fraud on your end then they try you in court and find you guilty. Thats how the devil operates. Its planting season, The devil offers you a cob of corn, you accept it and go ahead to plant away. Its harvest season youve toiled and toiled to nurture the plants, you even built a scarecrow to scare birds, you look back at your now matured plants ready for harvest mentally you’ve counted your blessings and then the devil happens. He comes not for the farm itself but for the life of the farmer. The farmer pays the price, the devil takes his life, his crops either die and perish unharvested or someone takes his harvest thats how the devil works when you’re on ritual pat. A part that leads slowly and steadily to destruction.


Grace still dey, i never bark. My body no juss calm down.. i went back to baba and omo he didn’t even warn me. Je didn’t even inform me, he didn’t let me decide. I got to his place very tired and in pains and i was lookkng way out of place, needed a bath, medication and like 3 fine hoe loe shoes that’d look past my bandaged feet and take turns to ride my deek till i produce tabioca from my body. Awon desperate hoes. 100k each and they won’t mind my feet. But no i was in Baba’s coven on a math then i doze off ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! I woke up with a jolt from sleep, it felt cold at first then at the same time piercing, sharp. Swift and painful Baba cut my other toes with his axe!!!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kroos205: 7:07pm On Dec 13, 2021
Anansa0003:
120 to 150k..


Any where around panseke,idi Aba,kuto

Message me on whatsapp 07081368.0.8.2
I will link you up
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Epeegee(m): 9:45pm On Dec 13, 2021
Healthrelatedjo:
I get friends wey run dat sponge parole for idi-iroko here in ogun state,na fear of God still dey hold me.
p


E dey for owode here self bro,

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Landoffreedom: 12:39am On Dec 14, 2021
My sincere apologies for posting this in your thread. I need help with selecting 2 winners from a giveaway that I have going on here. I want unbiased and neutral voters to help me go through the plans each of these contestants (four of them) have on how they will utilize the fund. The best 2 plans will win the prize money of 50k each.

I created a thread for it here, I will appreciate all the vote I can get to select the eventual winners:

https://www.nairaland.com/6894416/should-win-50k-business-intervention#108478073

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by hardeygbolar(m): 1:08am On Dec 14, 2021
uthlaw:
shey u get client ni!
. Alake dey, make I message u?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 1:17am On Dec 14, 2021
Landoffreedom:
My sincere apologies for posting this in your thread. I need help with selecting 2 winners from a giveaway that I have going on here. I want unbiased and neutral voters to help me go through the plans each of these contestants (four of them) have on how they will utilize the fund. The best 2 plans will win the prize money of 50k each.

I created a thread for it here, I will appreciate all the vote I can get to select the eventual winners:

https://www.nairaland.com/6894416/should-win-50k-business-intervention#108478073
done...I vote no1!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 1:17am On Dec 14, 2021
hardeygbolar:
. Alake dey, make I message u?
oya na...07039397858!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 1:33am On Dec 14, 2021
Chai
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bestmutiu2019(m): 7:33am On Dec 14, 2021
Omo
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 7:45am On Dec 14, 2021
Wahala grin grin....

So u no get toes as u dey type like this? cheesy cheesy

#Cruise......

Mehnnnnn the matter loud oooo... shocked

Abegggggg feed us more cool

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:47am On Dec 14, 2021
DSC7:
Wahala grin grin....

So u no get toes as u dey type like this? cheesy cheesy

#Cruise......

Mehnnnnn the matter loud oooo... shocked

Abegggggg feed us more cool


Haha grin bhadguy

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:00am On Dec 14, 2021
Omo i was mad as hell but all at the same time in pain. I was mad because he didn’t even ask me. Then i passed out i guess i lost so much blood. If I had died from so much blood loss, I’d have liked it and i believed i lost so much blood to have died bro. I still revived. Sat with my back rested against a stool and watched Baba as he did finishing touches to the new soap. Obviously because I passed I guess he did all the pounding himself. He handed me the new soap and left to do other things atleast to him, that was the end of my session that day. This time, i headed home throught the pained but like the popular lagos street slang, i shined my eyes and gaurded the soap like a treasure.

Street wey i come from
I swear brodaman you go run run
and all my guys dem pullup inna junction
And the girls dem dey shake their booty gan
No dulling moment in my hood
No be all my niggars sabi book
Nothing wey my niggas no fit do
Na pesin wey sabi wey sabi book

Street wey i come from no dulling
I no for for anybody dice is still rolling
Some guys go dey chenk you
If you cashout na you dem go come roll with
But i gat things i wan talk about street wey i come from
I got things i wan yarn about street wey i come from

Bad that street wey i come from
Your girl snitching on you for some hotboi
I see them cops coming with their dane guns
Men protect me like a condom
When you see my bois you go run come
Cuz everyday we Bleep shit up.


My mind hallucinated and it felt like i was completely in my own word. Truth be told i was running out of my mind. I made it home through the pain, damn having 2 half foots seems really wierd. But this would not have happened if i was contented and simply picked a tool and faced life. I actually did but i picked the wrong tool, and the wrong platform, i was then made a tool and had to sacrificed alot but…..

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:15am On Dec 14, 2021
Hmmmmm....

What a life kiss kiss

#Contentment is the key to a Happy Life.. cool

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by RUGGEDWEAVER(m): 8:30am On Dec 14, 2021
DSC7:
Hmmmmm....

What a life kiss kiss

#Contentment is the key to a Happy Life.. cool
I swear. Just make do with what you have than collect food from the devil �

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:33am On Dec 14, 2021
RUGGEDWEAVER:

I swear. Just make do with what you have than collect food from the devil �
the devil food dey sweet, but it nor dey reach dey eat.
he gives you a taste free of charge the first time.
because he knows your coming back for more, and when you do.

you must pay the first one you collect..

hence

from norma salt andl raw egg level.

you go graduate to live fowl

from live fowl to goat.

you know what's next

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:49pm On Dec 14, 2021
On this thread who wants 2k for the road?
First to comment only.
(Drop azza)
Pos Deposit.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Orente21(f): 4:50pm On Dec 14, 2021
dodoatirice:
On this thread who wants 2k for the road?
First to comment only.
(Drop azza)
Pos Deposit.
Me oo
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:52pm On Dec 14, 2021
Orente21:
Me oo

Drop acc
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Orente21(f): 4:54pm On Dec 14, 2021
dodoatirice:


Drop acc
.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2021
Orente21:
3073566251 first bank.thanks so much

Sent

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2021
Can do one more. Ist to mention this comment drop azza no long cap.

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