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Sonnobax15:

Left warri for Suleja,niger state back then in 2015, planning to embark on a journey to Jos to go meet a girl I met on a whatsapp group .

Na when I reach Suleja,na then my elder sister sit me down,and talk better sense into me . Like wtf.....So na so I for mumu-ly waka lost all in the name of say I dey track banny across inter state .

Truvelisback:
I know a guy who burnt a pot of soup because of a girl he wanted to woo, lol. There was a friend of mine who had been admiring a thiny tall girl in our street then. Facial the girl isn't that beautiful. Like they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The guy was warming a pot of soup when someone whispered to him that Mary(not her real name) was passing by, My guy who had been planning and looking for an opportunity to woo this girl, left his pot of soup on fire and ran after this girl to woo her, by the time he returned, pot of soup done burn finish. Na so him brother come dey laff am.

Negroid001:
Travelled all the way from lagos to Ibadan to go visit my first Facebook girlfriend.

Beebah2000:
Here to read funny comments
Nobody should come and lie here ooo.

vikgreen01:
Did u meet/see her

Sonnobax15:

Left warri for Suleja,niger state back then in 2015, planning to embark on a journey to Jos to go meet a girl I met on a whatsapp group .

Na when I reach Suleja,na then my elder sister sit me down,and talk better sense into me . Like wtf.....So na so I for mumu-ly waka lost all in the name of say I dey track banny across inter state .

Negroid001:
Yes and it was a wonderful experience.
Although i no knack am.

vikgreen01:
Hahaha u acted Jesus abi na she acted mary

Candidlady:
lmao



interstate love is allowed! And your homeboy in lagos told you he was sick na get well text you send am

emmy4real94:
I started following this girl back in school. Cox we had a group assignment together. She told me I was cute when I told her I secretly admired her.. I later asked out for a date and she turned me down.. tho, we kept talking until graduation list was out and she posted screenshots of her departmental list. Behold, she graduated with first class... I felt so dumbed thereafter.

Truvelisback:
U copied the notes for love or for money?

Hanks0000:
Never dated so no simp-ing or dating experiences..
I'm in my 20s

Candidlady:
sister abeg shift body small. Iget popcorn and zobo

ChiefSosa:
While i was is SS1, i helped a new female student copy her notes. I spent hours everyday after school just copying notes. I literally lost weight! Crazy thing is that this girl later changed school after like a week or two, so she didn't even need the notes.

Negroid001:
Travelled from Lagos to Ibadan to go visit my first Facebook girlfriend.

JhimmySpark:
why did you feel dumb? Because you didn't graduate with a first class or because she turned you down?

emmy4real94:
I felt dumb because she turned me down, also, I graduated with a 2:2... She's so jovial and there's no way one could guess her result. If I had known she was a first class student, I wouldn't have asked her for a date.

Negroid001:
I didn't go because i wanted to bang her. I went because i wanted to see her and hold her up close.

Cerebellum:
Low self-esteem

ChiefSosa:
You don't have to date to be a simp; most SIMPs don't even date, because they only continue to do favours for females, and the females which eventually dump them when they're no longer of use!