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I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by samwriter: 12:31pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Somebody should help me .I dont know whether it is infection. I have become a laughing stock in the compound where i stay. I spend 40 to 50 minute in the toilet causing me to go late to work everyday imagine spending that time in a public toilet.What am going through go like this when i go to the toilet to shit when the first poo come out of my yansh the feeling my bowel is not empty is there that is how i would stay in the toilet before the poo would finally come out and sometime it would not come out at all.I feel frustrated sometime i would get out of the toilet but before 30 minute.I would be having the urge to go to the toilet again after spending 40 to 50 minute if i refuse to go i would be feeling pain in my stomach sweathing feeling uncomfortable until i go to the toilet to poo out the remnant poo that is when peace would return to my body I need help |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by diogo23: 12:33pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Go to hospital or pharmacist |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Sonnobax15(m): 12:34pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Strong shiit na your mateeeeeee? Op, jokes apart,that one be like toilet infection....You better go and complain for hospital now before you go shiit your nyash pipe come outside like pile . |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Mariangeles(f): 12:37pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
That happens because you don’t drink enough water, how much more fruits. Your system is dehydrated. |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by DoggoneDogg: 12:53pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Carry a potty around with you in your bag. Leave pride. |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Optimistguy1969: 12:55pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
I think say na internet browsing dey keep you for toilet. They thing dey very addictive Sha! E can sweeeeeeetttttttt 1 Like |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by julybaba(m): 12:58pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
The constant urge to pass a stool, and the abdominal pain that may go with it, can be caused by constipation, a stomach bug, lactose intolerance, or a more serious problem like irritable bowel syndrome, food poisoning, or a bowel obstruction or a condition called Tenesmus. ******* Try to drink more water everyday, even when you're not feeling thirst. Also eat more fruits, vegetables, popcorn, carrots and beans and okra or "draw" soup. If symptoms persist, consult your physician. God bless you. |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Kriss216: 1:01pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Nothing is wrong with you. Try and rent a self-contain apartment at least, so you can have unlimited access to the toilet. I stay over 90 minutes in the toilet every morning. The toilet is where I advice myself and plan my life. It's in the toilet I took the decision of not having anything to do with Nigerian girls. Shitty decision 6 Likes |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by waxxydude: 1:02pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Baba de always enter toilet with him phone. Be like you never ready... |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by samwriter: 1:13pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
waxxydude:carry phone enter public toilet may everybody eye dey red to shit go work |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by samwriter: 1:17pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Kriss216:bro there is different you decide to stay that long but me i never decide to stay that long |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by AmazingELixir: 1:21pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
As for me the toilet is my favourite part of the house..I spend almost 2 hours in the toilet especially on weekends browsing on my phone and chatting...I only get off when my legs begin to feel crampy or numb. I just love sitting on the bowl...the good thing it's my personal toilet no one comes to bother me, unless a message is being conveyed and it is passed from outside |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Kriss216: 1:21pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
samwriter:You feel you don't decide to stay that long cos it's a public toilet. 1 Like |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Kriss216: 1:23pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
AmazingELixir:You sabi. For me, that message will wait until I'm done with my Mr white session. 1 Like |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by MufasaLion: 2:36pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
DoggoneDogg: Imagining a grown up man doing this alone is hilarious. |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Hintona(f): 2:49pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Take laxatives |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by DoggoneDogg: 2:55pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
MufasaLion: He has no choice except he wants Tonto Dikeh to switch her cotton wool from Bobrisky to him. |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by MufasaLion: 2:57pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
DoggoneDogg: Lol |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Candidlady: 3:14pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Kriss216: lmao am sure you even eat there! Tueh!! you need deliverance |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Kriss216: 3:18pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Candidlady:I'm in the toilet...come and deliver me 1 Like |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Candidlady: 3:25pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Kriss216: smh SHITta bay aka bombay lol classy girls like we, already had our large intestine worked on! We dont use the toilet, our shit is converted into sweat! so whenever you see us sweating just know we are taking a dump! but seriously toilet is like a relaxation centre especially when you got a stick of captain black or dunhil with you. |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Kriss216: 3:30pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Candidlady:Correct girl. I don't smoke cigarette. A stick of mary jane does it for me. 1 Like |
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Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Candidlady: 3:36pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Kriss216: and later you will come on here yabbing the ladies whereas na those same girls dey give you joy MARY/JANE. fam be grateful |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Kriss216: 3:40pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Candidlady:mary jane is not gender based 1 Like |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Candidlady: 3:45pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
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Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by 99thEnemy(m): 6:09pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
Candidlady: This your laziness to romance a dictionary even for once is getting outta hand oh! |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by flokii: 6:34pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
@OP Are you taking enough fruits and vegs with your diet? you don't need to spend a fortune, you have oranges and water melon there to take once in a while. Drink ewedu soup frequently and keep yourself hydrated (drink plenty of water) and stop alcohol intake. If the problem persists, please see a doctor. |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Kobojunkie: 6:54pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
samwriter:It may be IBS. Please go see your doctor for help with that. |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Candidlady: 7:10pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
99thEnemy: iknow right!! iwil table it on the floor now and work/walk on it |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Candidlady: 7:16pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
flokii: for the veggies ithink kale and celery would really help this part of the world only few individuals really know the health benefits of organic meals |
Re: I Am Spending Too Much Time In The Toilet Am About To Get Sack by Shedrack777: 7:21pm On Dec 18, 2021 |
the best medicine for this, is to stop entering the toilet with your phone and concentrate on the shit you went to shit, and believe me, you'll shit everything in 5 minutes |
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