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See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 8:26pm On Dec 28, 2021

Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by danietohbadt(m): 8:34pm On Dec 28, 2021

Chaiii

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Kriss216: 8:35pm On Dec 28, 2021*

if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn

She collected the money from you ist semester final year.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menstruation period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds huh

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Onedayoneday: 8:52pm On Dec 28, 2021

Women always have a way of ensuring men pay for their pussy directly or indirectly. It doesn't matter whether you are a husband or boyfriend, all get charged.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Oluromantic: 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2021*

Many people think this life is merely physical. There are a lot of unsettled mysteries in the spiritual realms where natural laws are highly respected.

When she start seeking prophets for spiritual help from financial mess and there's no result, she'll resolve to babalawo. You should not owe a person you may never meet again. Borrow me 60k, I will pay you back. It is different from borrow me 60k I will give you numerous sex in return. Agreements are not to be overlooked

This kinda hard truth now, they'll say you're bashing girls. I think girls are just too weak to handle truth sometimes. You're a debtor until you do things right?

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Onedayoneday: 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
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She collected the money from you ist semester final day.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

You get time do this?

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Kriss216: 8:58pm On Dec 28, 2021

Onedayoneday:
You get time do this?

I don't mind if it takes me eternity to eradicate some manipulations heaped on some guy's head by the bleeding gender.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
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She collected the money from you ist semester final day.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 9:00pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final day.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 9:00pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final day.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Kriss216: 9:01pm On Dec 28, 2021

Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 × 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

You need exorcism, guy.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by ifex370(m): 9:04pm On Dec 28, 2021

Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 × 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

This guy is gone... grin

GONE!

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Tallesty1(m): 9:16pm On Dec 28, 2021

Ocholu:
The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!

And she go owe you like 10 million and 60k. It's your loss bro.

Both of you enjoyed the sex, she even more but you're the one that spent 60k.

A moment silence for your money bro.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Rockyrascal(m): 9:18pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final day.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

i hail thee sire grin

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Sonnobax15(m): 9:22pm On Dec 28, 2021

Mennnnnnnn,see as bedmaticians and mathematicians full this thread for up cheesy

. I just dey imagine where dem go pass enter heaven cheesy

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Nyascobar1414: 9:34pm On Dec 28, 2021

For your energy, na who loose strength pass.. After sex na you hunger go wire pass... Sperm wey you loose nkor...

Op you loosed in both sides
if you know you know..
She likewise won in both sides

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by MufasaLion: 9:40pm On Dec 28, 2021

Hopefully, someday I will try this sex also.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2021

Tallesty1:
And she go owe you like 10 million and 60k. It's your loss bro.

Both of you enjoyed the sex, she even more but you're the one that spent 60k.

A moment silence for your money bro.

Some moments of silence bro.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 10:03pm On Dec 28, 2021

Nyascobar1414:
For your energy, na who loose strength pass.. After sex na you hunger go wire pass... Sperm wey you loose nkor...

Op you loosed in both sides
if you know you know..
She likewise won in both sides

If I Iost both ways, it means all men have been loosing both ways too na. You inclusive.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by liya11: 10:15pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
I don't mind if it takes me eternity to eradicate some manipulations heaped on some guy's head by the bleeding gender.

Unfortunately for you, you came out of that bleeding place, since you can't refer to them as women.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Kingnelson9: 11:18pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
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She collected the money from you ist semester final year.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

You sabi maths like this while naira still dey depreciate...do something

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by arthurwillia(m): 1:55am On Dec 29, 2021

Op share her number
Make I lash her

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Kate98(f): 1:58am On Dec 29, 2021

it's trash...

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by anthonyuncle(m): 2:50am On Dec 29, 2021

mtchew!

you came here to celebrate your loss

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 7:26am On Dec 29, 2021

anthonyuncle:
mtchew!

you came here to celebrate your loss

Is it your loss??

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Iamtoyosii: 8:00am On Dec 29, 2021

Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

Bro you fvck up, you dn too over hype dah pussy

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 8:05am On Dec 29, 2021

Iamtoyosii:
Bro you fvck up, you dn too over hype dah pussy

No be hype boss. E too good.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by younglleo: 8:06am On Dec 29, 2021

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by luvyaself95(m): 8:10am On Dec 29, 2021

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Guy you mad gan oh

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