dodoatirice:


Contnd:
I already ordered the albino meat wey wey go carry go. But he didn’t come back home so we could both go to the shrine again for renewal of the pot. But Osa no come house. I waited from sun up to sundown, e noor come. I traced him to places I thought he could be he noor dey. Wtf! We were supposed to get this done for reals. I already picked up the albinos, i even had to drive them from the pick up locate to my house. I left them in the car for close to 5 hours but i left the car running on Ac. Dark tints dey so no problem. My eyes no come gree take am again, i carry dem enter house order food order drink. Them no gree chop, them noor gree talk, dem just dey look like sunglasses. Morning o night o, its always up, too dumb, you fit bend the hand sef. I frustrate, i come call former comrade, Comrade Baba for the gods

Me:
(Baba the Baba na your boy they rep from this side over)

Baba:
(E norr tokk)

Me:
Ahn Baba na, no be so, i know say you dey vex but but….

I explained things to him and he listened throughout my story-rants then when i got to the part where i said pot broke and the part where i said four albinos were looking at me like zombies at the moment and they looked like they’d strangle me over the night if we refuse to proceed to do the rites. I rounded up my tale and waited for him to give me Intel.


Me:
(Helloo comerade B.F.T.G help mena wetin make i do)


Comerade B.F.T.G :

(Static radio tuning on the other end, clears throat)

Ti et ta!

Static radio tuning on the other end continues,) (Long Beep) offline.

Me:
Comerade!
Comerade!!
Com- Comerade!!!
(Looks at the phone screen like I don’t know what already happened,)
Ah oti cut!!

dodoatirice:
I know niggas that, them collect soap from Baba, small soap wey just carry small spiritual spirit wey dem go just use once so dem go fit gather money come do better otumopor. For example, you dey hustle, and you know as your hussle dey be normally o. Before you go meet your Alfa, you know wetin you client dey tokk. You come go meet that Alfa wey you noor sabi him mind, you tell am your problem. Him tell you solution you say you nor get money, he come look say make hin help you give you “something wey you go take go collect small change come do better juju”. Now the quoted is atleast what he’d tell you. Alfa carry soap give you say make you bath am once for certain time of the night, at one specific place say you go collect money atleast something wey go help you go fit take come do big juju wey you go take collect big bag. You collect cut soap, go house, do as him say. Story no end for there. Wetin your Alfa do, that soap the alfa give you, na spiritual soap, he go beg him spirits say make dem open way for you ontop the soap if you bath am. The spirit go ask af for something in return, your Alfa go come promise the spirit say you go come back come pay say him go stand for you. The spirits go come gree.

You don collect soap, you don bath, one, two , three days, nothing sup.. you don dey forget say you bath soap sef. One rainy night like dat, gen go dey hum, na your neighbor room you dey, all him family don sleep na only you dey up dey follow your maye dey chat. Na Garri your papa drink that night no forget. Your maye go just loosgaurd small he don quick collect cashapp tag, he don cashapp one thousand dollars twice. Nigha you now have two thousand dollars.


$1 equals to 500naira so
On your calculator

2000 times 500 equals one million Naira Dude. At the moment wey your azzaman credit you after he commot him % your Alfa go flash your mind.. but greediness no go gree you. Next morning you don enter whatsapp post

“early momo Awon tie n pe e won sope owo ti jade o”

You din enter computer village, IPhone 12 pro Max gbam. Miney don remain hundred . Nigga your alfa fit don even call you mske you scope am say the soap never fo you anything. But him don see am say something don sup because the Spirits granted his wish for standing for you and they’d notify him it was his turn to grant their own wish. All these things, your papa nor know. You don buy iPhone almost 600k naira, you even buy iWatch, 200k money remain hundred k you buy shirt wey be say dem go think say na your daddy own and crazy jeans. You enter street they claim Og dey go. Your papa go come dey that same spot for years. Your iPhone 12 e don dey outdated. Tech done
Move leave you. You finally sell the iphone then either be a junkie or a menace to the society at large. You know why? Ehn? Why be say. As the Alfa no see you come back, nobody granted the requests of the spirits for your small victory (cashout) that yeah then he sold you out. Shey Equation no balance?

Wasiu1496:


Omo na me this post they refer to, just exactly my story make millions without paying a dime and later shenk the ip man so I sold everything I got…street mad

dodoatirice:
Nigga, are you here?? Or there?? Its Pricey. Very pricey. What people do for money. Them say money na visitor, na lie. Money na Passenger. Chibuzor and Chika ooo, them my brotherhood. Them broooke like poop. 2 months after i Gbera, naim themselves Gbera. But their own type of Gbera.. two tight niggas, na me come go sabi them we come be friends. You know this age of peer-pressure and pepper them Socialism. Dem come dey bomb. Holly way oo. Na so two of them first pick 36, 36 millions each. Niggas for street come link up gbas. Dem first buy two Benz one for themselves each. Them come turn OG unto dating level. I can say that, the week they picked, Chibuzor mama no dey Lagos, Chika Mama no dey Lagos. Their mum both returned to Lagos at the same time at the end of the said week. Getting home, their kids now had Benzema’s dem dey form O.G, i Sabi work. Etc. na so one by one their Mama call them enter house. Chika to him Mama, Chibuzor to him Mama sef.

Then They respectively from the privacy of their homes held one on one talk sessions with them both.

Mama Chibuzor:
Weh done my son. I happy for una money wey come so. But the thing wey dey there be say, you know say me and Maama (Nkechi) we travel go Village? Ehn ehn, e get something wey we go do me and Mama Nkechi. You and Chika una go dey kill cow every month for me. If una fit dey kill da Coowu every month una money go dey come dey come una go fear.

Chibuzor tries to say something but Mama Chibuzor cuts him off with a stern hand gesture and continues

Chibum! Make i talkieee. Make you and Chika make una dey kill this Cooowu every month e dey very important. Na me and Mama Nkechi go stand for una for where we go. This poverty don do for this family. But una must to dey kill tge Coowu every month Obim, Ezenwa, if you noor do am, e mean say i don go be that.

Chibuzor:
Okay no worry Mama i nooor go forget, i go do am.

Now picture these dialogue between mother and son, the same dialogue must have happened at Mama Nkechi’s House with Chika.

They splurged their 36million naira till end of that month and then they killed one one cows respectively as their mother had instructed. That new month, everywhere tear, town red and na these boys paint am. 3, 4 more months of cow slaughtering. Naim lockdown jamm dem for Europe wey dem go flex. They missed it and the month rolled into a new month. Their mama dry like stock fish before them see chance enter Hood. As them enter hood lasan the town they once painted red held a candle night precision for both of them.

DSC7:
Nawaooo ...

Wahala no dey finish ooooo......

Dodoatirice if not for God's Grace upon ur life you for don die since.....

Many keyboard warriors no see things reach you and dem don dey 6feets....

dodoatirice:


Bros, I’ve never attempted rituals,
I’m sleeping on my bed two eyes closed,
The only time wey my eye dey open na if i wan go check on my pikin dem for their room.
Anu ni morigba
Lets be guided.

Fiction!
Fiction!!
Fiction!!!

Don’t attack the messenger


Note: Na Btc Hepp my life

Buy the dipp guy,
I bought the dippp.

dodoatirice:


Bros, I’ve never attempted rituals,
I’m sleeping on my bed two eyes closed,
The only time wey my eye dey open na if i wan go check on my pikin dem for their room.
Anu ni morigba
Lets be guided.

Fiction!
Fiction!!
Fiction!!!

Don’t attack the messenger


Note: Na Btc Hepp my life

Buy the dipp guy,
I bought the dippp.

dodoatirice:


If you come read chronicles of a pastor nkoor??
You go took say i be pastor too abi?

DSC7:


...

Na you still be the pastor because na you we know ....

dodoatirice:


Chai. No worry, many names dey wey you go still call me

DSC7:
Nawaooo ...

Wahala no dey finish ooooo......

Dodoatirice if not for God's Grace upon ur life you for don die since.....

Many keyboard warriors no see things reach you and dem don dey 6feets....

dodoatirice:


Bros, I’ve never attempted rituals,
I’m sleeping on my bed two eyes closed,
The only time wey my eye dey open na if i wan go check on my pikin dem for their room.
Anu ni morigba
Lets be guided.

Fiction!
Fiction!!
Fiction!!!

Don’t attack the messenger


Note: Na Btc Hepp my life

Buy the dipp guy,
I bought the dippp.

DSC7:
Nawaooo ...

Wahala no dey finish ooooo......

Dodoatirice if not for God's Grace upon ur life you for don die since.....

Many keyboard warriors no see things reach you and dem don dey 6feets....

Athemisia:

We are not referring to you but the main character in your story. Remember you didn't give us his name at the beginning.

dodoatirice:


Bros, I’ve never attempted rituals,
I’m sleeping on my bed two eyes closed,
The only time wey my eye dey open na if i wan go check on my pikin dem for their room.
Anu ni morigba
Lets be guided.

Fiction!
Fiction!!
Fiction!!!

Don’t attack the messenger


Note: Na Btc Hepp my life

Buy the dipp guy,
I bought the dippp.

hotswagg12:
This your comment be surprise me and upon say na fiction you dey read, you still dey refer the message to the messenger. Abi u Don high on something.

Haakeem:
bross a ko tọka si ọ ṣugbọn akọrin
akọkọ ti orukọ rẹ n jẹ dodoatire no be ur real name na.

Haakeem:
comrade tunu na

hotswagg12:
This your comment be surprise me and upon say na fiction you dey read, you still dey refer the message to the messenger. Abi u Don high on something.

dodoatirice:


Walahi you got me laughing with this your comment.

So because i no put name, una come use my own name fill in the blank space. Chai

Yes nah

Athemisia:

Has in eehn!!
All these can't happen to one person in reality...