Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by UncleKoboko: 9:32am On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by gambia(m): 9:32am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Nairaland mods can't disappoint sha. 2 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Woleobi: 9:35am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ocholu: Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.
Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.
After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.
So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.
The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm! Why is this story on the front page of nairaland? 2 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Odunharry(m): 9:35am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ocholu: Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.
Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.
After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.
So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.
The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm! Na you still lose cos she enjoyed the sex too.. Them don manipulate you with sex. I 4 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Starz825(m): 9:36am On Dec 29, 2021 |
A lot here are bashing the op, let's check out the statement of that lady..it clearly shows most girls are messed up in the head One thing I know about Dem girls is the fact that they like FREE THINGS and they ever ready to give their hole in return..esp the non virgin ones .. They can give their pussy out for the following: A. To keep a secret B. For reconciliation C. For making money D. To prove some foolish points E. To buy goods and services ( like in the free Uber/bolt ride cases) E. For settlement of debt (like in the case of the op ) Guy ...bible say Dem be weaker vessels...oga Dem weak pass weaker yet they are strong (like in the case of chidinma and the late CEO) My friend said and I quote: *Women are necessary evil* 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by franchasng: 9:36am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Onedayoneday: Women always have a way of ensuring men pay for their pussy directly or indirectly. It doesn't matter whether you are a husband or boyfriend, all get charged. lol |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Maxxim: 9:36am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Mild simp?? OGA YOU'RE A SIMP 6 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by BluntCrazeMan: 9:36am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.
So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million. You get the gist now? You sef na baadd manipulator.. Na who get that Nigerian Pvssy wey dey charge N10k per lash?? 4 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by favour32(m): 9:36am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Men will always pay for pussy directly or indirectly even if na ya wife. 1 Like |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ofadaman(m): 9:37am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Still a SIMP, no one should pay for sex, in sex, you pay with ur energy and nutrients, she also enjoys the sex even more than you do. 9 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by ImoleNaija: 9:37am On Dec 29, 2021 |
The last time I checked, you're both adults. You only had fun together & she moaned during the acts, too. So why would you forgo your money? Na charity you do abeg. 1 Like |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by marsup: 9:38am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Kriss216: [b][/b] She collected the money from you ist semester final year.
Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.
30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,
26*3 = 78 lashes monthly 78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)
N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.
How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds You have time. |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by bluefilm: 9:38am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Kriss216: She collected the money from you ist semester final year.
Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.
30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,
26*3 = 78 lashes monthly 78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)
N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.
How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds Please, don't mind him at all. He told you he used to a little SIMP back then. But now, he is a FULL BLOWN SIMP. That's why he is now making such a calculation because he is still of the SIMPing mindset that he has to pay for pussy. 13 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by LoudlyMouthed: 9:40am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ofadaman: Still a SIMP, no one should pay for sex, in sex, you pay with ur energy and nutrients, she also enjoys the sex even more than you do. They find it hard to admit publicly 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by ollybasa: 9:40am On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by marsup: 9:41am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.
So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million. You get the gist now? It doesn't appreciate. As time goes by it depreciates, especially for those who put a price tag on it. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Berankis: 9:42am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ocholu: Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.
Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.
After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.
So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.
The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm! And then you graduated with a 3RD CLASS, because it's obvious you were too busy knacking |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by BluntCrazeMan: 9:42am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ocholu:
No be hype boss. E too good. Go back to it.. It's like you're still missing it. 2 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Psady(m): 9:44am On Dec 29, 2021 |
danietohbadt: Chaiii Baba! U be elder. No comment just exclamation. This op need to be tied and flogged. 3 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by coolh3ad(m): 9:44am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Starz825: Most girls are messed up in the head One thing I know about Dem girls is the fact that they like FREE THINGS ..esp the non virgin ones .. They can give their pussy out for the following: A. To keep a secret B. For reconciliation C. For making money D. To prove some foolish points E. To buy goods and services ( like in the free Uber/bolt ride cases) E. For settlement of debt (like in the case of the op )
Guy ...bible say Dem be weaker vessels...oga Dem weak pass weaker yet they are strong (if you know you know) Seconded!!!! 3 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by egunna(m): 9:46am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Kriss216: [b][/b] She collected the money from you ist semester final year.
Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.
30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,
26*3 = 78 lashes monthly 78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)
N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.
How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds heaven is far from u ,how can u say 500 per lash? 1 Like |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu: 9:46am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Berankis:
And then you graduated with a 3RD CLASS, because it's obvious you were too busy knacking I graduated with a second class upper division sir. 4.1 to be precise. She too graduated with an upper division (4.4). So, our knacking was "devinely" educational 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by MondayOsunbor(m): 9:47am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Kriss216: [b][/b] She collected the money from you ist semester final year.
Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.
30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,
26*3 = 78 lashes monthly 78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)
N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.
How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds noddle generation thinking! guys are soooo stupid! soooo unstreet smart! listen una dey pay game una no understand see girls have school friends,house friends, town friends, sugar daddies, sugar mummies self i am sure he is not the only guy she had obtain using the same pretext! when you start to see girls as market the better for una! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Babaken(m): 9:48am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Kriss216: [b][/b] She collected the money from you ist semester final year.
Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.
30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,
26*3 = 78 lashes monthly 78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)
N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.
How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds Don't mind the upgraded simp. That's why I don't borrow money to girlfriend back then I know it always end up like this. 5 Likes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Psoul(m): 9:50am On Dec 29, 2021 |
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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Exumal: 9:50am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Zilixc: Why too many romance shit on for these days Trying to stimulate the populace for holiday knacking but God pass them. For saints out there don't fornicate! 1 Like |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by DFERENCE: 9:54am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Kriss216: [b][/b] She collected the money from you ist semester final year.
Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.
30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,
26*3 = 78 lashes monthly 78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)
N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.
How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds senior man! I pay my respect boss, minister of kpekus finance & logistics 8 Likes |
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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Wealthoptulent(m): 9:54am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Kriss216: [b][/b] She collected the money from you ist semester final year.
Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.
30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,
26*3 = 78 lashes monthly 78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)
N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.
How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds U can't judge that way, let's us know how dem share the 60k into lashes |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by KarinaLove(f): 9:55am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ocholu: Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.
Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.
After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.
So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.
The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm! You need Deliverance. See the way you are bold enough to tell the whole world of how you Fornicate. Are you married...No!!! Yet you open your mouth to announce how you keep having Sex. The sin of fornication has become your second name. The sin of fornication has become a norm. Your pride in the sin of fornication. No wonder your life is the way it is. Nothing is working in your life anymore because you have sold your destiny through sex. All the Good things of life pass you by. You are now an empty soul. You work and toil day and night yet nothing to show for your labour. If only you knew. If only you knew. **Spits** |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Mrkumareze(m): 9:56am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.
So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million. You get the gist now? You need utali mkpuru miri 1 Like |
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Pimine: 9:56am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Aswearugaaad Sharp guy! And one idiot go later pay for wetin you chop free. Imagine the kind fvck wey her husband no fi see in 15 years na wetin you collect in 1 year! Chai. It's really finished. Anyway, I refuse to believe any pụ́ssy is that valuable. Na una 2 enjoy the thing together. That you believe you still owe her speaks volumes 3 Likes 1 Share |