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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by od501: 11:56am On Dec 29, 2021
muheeb01:
See what a human being reduced herself too chai...a mere sex object cos of 60k,no dignity nothing,it's not easy to raise a female child o


Check my signature and profile to contact me and my work,I have a very potent traditional or herbal solution for you on your health....


This is exactly why I don't blame people here shouting clitocurrency upandan. Cos gals of these days ee...what they do will make you think of being single all your life.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Nobody: 11:57am On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:


Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?
How can a prissy appreciate?
You don't know that once a girl is deflowered, she becomes second hand?
It's like you're a kid or a grown fool !

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by damosade(m): 11:59am On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Awon were re oo
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by unikprince(m): 12:01pm On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds
Seriously you no well at all grin grin grin. See as u make me dey laugh like werey

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by mudiana(m): 12:01pm On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds
u re very wicked. how u go dey price person pussy for mere 500 naira. e no even reach 1 dollar.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by cliqtips: 12:02pm On Dec 29, 2021
You can't tell us she wasn't pregnant at least once for you during those things.
Because you guys like going raw...

So, tell us how many time that happened.

We need to know so that we can know who is owing who

Ocholu:
Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by NCANTaskForce: 12:03pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:


Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?
you are shameless

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Keji1012(m): 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

U are really mad walahi,.. lol.. u must be good in mathematics
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Penflame(m): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Chisos... grin grin grin see analysis abeg
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Tustrange: 12:30pm On Dec 29, 2021
You be mad man grin grin grin


Ocholu:
Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by sacajawea: 12:42pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:
Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!
Which School be this?
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Sluvist(m): 12:50pm On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:

I don't mind if it takes me eternity to eradicate some manipulations heaped on some guy's head by the bleeding gender.
Oga, which one is bleeding gender?
Is it not through that bleeding point that you came to this world through?
Please have a little respect for women now. No matter the disgrace or insult you give to women, no be man born you. Even Jesus christ was born by a woman.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by MoonWater: 12:53pm On Dec 29, 2021
Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Oshey mathematician
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by OvertheTop(m): 12:54pm On Dec 29, 2021
lenghtinny:
This guyman is still a simple
man and there's nothing mild about it....

So the times wey she want sex and you no too dey in the mood but you still do am to please her, that one sef follow for the transactional relationship angry

If dem runs babes dey get 10k for every knack, dem for no dey street again because they would have been millionaires by now going by your logic sad....

For your mind, na she lose because her pussy na clitocurrency wey worth 10 Milla.

Na people like you dey make this low key prostitutes dey think say dem dey do guys favour by spreading their legs for them angry.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by OvertheTop(m): 12:56pm On Dec 29, 2021
lenghtinny:
This guyman is still a simple
man and there's nothing mild about it....

So the times wey she want sex and you no too dey in the mood but you still do am to please her, that one sef follow for the transactional relationship angry

If dem runs babes dey get 10k for every knack, dem for no dey street again because they would have been millionaires by now going by your logic sad....

For your mind, na she lose because her pussy na clitocurrency wey worth 10 Milla.

Na people like you dey make this low key prostitutes dey think say dem dey do guys favour by spreading their legs for them angry.

The Sex you have Had Historically, Were they Free? (You have never paid for Sex- Directly or Indirectly?)

Be Truthful....Be Sincere.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by kowalsky: 12:59pm On Dec 29, 2021
Lol. So you think she wasn't enjoying the sex? You expended energy to fvck a girl. She probably loved every moment of it. Plus she got free cash from you and you think you played her.

Lol. Nigerian men and their myopia.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Dybala11(m): 1:08pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:
Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!
You're still a SIMPle man, cos you still lost at the end of the day. Her p*ssy can't pay your bills, what's the difference between that your ex and an olosho. Absolutely no difference.
Irrespective of how many times you wasted your energy, time and resources to get a payback via sex, you're still the biggest loser in that transaction.
1. Sex is a two-way thing, I believed you both enjoyed it. And knowing Nigerian girls, you'll be the one to do all the work and whining of waist, while she lays down gently.

2. Even after having sex with her a million times, that will never replace that 60k.

3. I'm pretty sure that you still spent more money on/for her, hence you're still the biggest loser in that transaction.
Anyway, since sex is the only positive you saw in that relationship, hence your rejoicing over that.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu: 1:26pm On Dec 29, 2021
sacajawea:

Which School be this?

Why you wan know??
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Champneys: 1:27pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:
Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!


Ok.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu: 1:31pm On Dec 29, 2021
Dybala11:

You're still a SIMPle man, cos you still lost at the end of the day. Her p*ssy can't pay your bills, what's the difference between that your ex and an olosho. Absolutely no difference.
Irrespective of how many times you wasted your energy, time and resources to get a payback via sex, you're still the biggest loser in that transaction.
1. Sex is a two-way thing, I believed you both enjoyed it. And knowing Nigerian girls, you'll be the one to do all the work and whining of waist, while she lays down gently.

2. Even after having sex with her a million times, that will never replace that 60k.

3. I'm pretty sure that you still spent more money on/for her, hence you're still the biggest loser in that transaction.
Anyway, since sex is the only positive you saw in that relationship, hence your rejoicing over that.

Go and sit down with your meaningless analysis Oga! See your mates giving out logical and good submissions and you're here talking gibberish. Rest!

Only God knows how much you've paid for s**x this year.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Dybala11(m): 1:36pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:


Go and sit down with your meaningless analysis Oga! See your mates giving out logical and good submissions and you're here talking gibberish. Rest!

Only God knows how much you've paid for s**x this year.
Nah, I don't engage in premarital sex. Whatever works for you though. So far you put a lot of importance on sex, it's understandable why you never seem to comprehend my write up. By the way, I was not the only person to make that kind of comment, I've seen several other similar comments too.
Whatever works for you sha, we're all wired in different ways.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by danietohbadt(m): 1:38pm On Dec 29, 2021
Psady:
Baba! U be elder. No comment just exclamation. This op need to be tied and flogged.



Honestly, I no just know wetin I go type I swear.
Threads wey I don read for here this December alone get as e be.
No matter wetin you type, these people no dey hear. I no know why.

I don learn a lot for this forum, why some people never learn na im I no understand hence the exclamation.

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu: 1:39pm On Dec 29, 2021
Dybala11:

Nah, I don't engage in premarital sex. Whatever works for you though. So far you put a lot of importance on sex, it's understandable why you never seem to comprehend my write up. Whatever works for you sha, we're all wired in different ways.

Yes. Take your wiredness go wire 3 bedroom flat Oga. No bring am come my domot.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Dybala11(m): 1:44pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:


Yes. Take your wiredness go wire 3 bedroom flat Oga. No bring am come my domot.
Nairaland is not your domot or whatever you wanted to write. This is a public forum. Some people sha. grin
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Oyiboman69: 1:46pm On Dec 29, 2021
Ocholu:


If I Iost both ways, it means all men have been loosing both ways too na. You inclusive.
yes men have been loosing except she had a child for you...the food,drugs, clothes, medicine, hair and the numerous ways of spending can never be overemphasized. Men with only the sex which they both enjoyed, is always on the loosing end...
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Aka1billion: 1:55pm On Dec 29, 2021
Na pesin future wife they lash like dis
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Dybala11(m): 2:03pm On Dec 29, 2021
Oyiboman69:
yes men have been loosing except she had a child for you...the food,drugs, clothes, medicine, hair and the numerous ways of spending can never be overemphasized. Men with only the sex which they both enjoyed, is always on the loosing end...
I bet he still doesn't understand your comment, may God help OP. grin

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Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by KayCee92(m): 2:03pm On Dec 29, 2021
Onedayoneday:


You get time do this?


U get time read am grin grin grin
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by aobinna79(m): 2:19pm On Dec 29, 2021
Seriously[Qquote author=Kriss216 post=108890200]
I don't mind if it takes me eternity to eradicate some manipulations heaped on some guy's head by the bleeding gender. [/quote]
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by CYPRIANJUNGLE: 2:31pm On Dec 29, 2021
Bro with the way you came out proudly telling the world how stup*id you were or probably you still are

It is concluded that you are not qualified to be a graduate as you claimed #shame
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Tmonex: 3:10pm On Dec 29, 2021
KarinaLove:


You need Deliverance.

See the way you are bold enough to tell the whole world of how you Fornicate. Are you married...No!!! Yet you open your mouth to announce how you keep having Sex.

The sin of fornication has become your second name.
The sin of fornication has become a norm.
Your pride in the sin of fornication.

No wonder your life is the way it is. Nothing is working in your life anymore because you have sold your destiny through sex. All the Good things of life pass you by. You are now an empty soul. You work and toil day and night yet nothing to show for your labour.
If only you knew.
If only you knew.

**Spits**

Are you seriously chasing clout or preaching the gospel because Jesus Christ I know did not condemn sinners to death as much you just did.
And I bet he will do better than he is if given an opportunity to work that hard abroad. You want to tell us why the richest man in the world fornicated and still ended up doing so good. How are you supposed to convert sinners when you preach damnation rather than the love of GOd.
Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu: 3:14pm On Dec 29, 2021
CYPRIANJUNGLE:
Bro with the way you came out proudly telling the world how stup*id you were or probably you still are

It is concluded that you are not qualified to be a graduate as you claimed #shame

But I am graduate Sir. Funny coincidence is that we both topped our class (a renowned Federal Uni).

You see, maybe my write-up gave it a feeling of "pride", but trust me, that was not how I felt writing it. Everybody have a skeleton in their cupboard; and for that, I stopped judging people.

Compliments of the season Sir!

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