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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 11, 2022
Sebastine1994:
Gnld baptism name is neolife.

Has killed so many Future,

they lure kids with mouth watering offer of a better future that would never happen.

They have taken their 419 online, they have offices everywhere in Abuja, their office is never empty, more fools join them everyday.

All job vacancy is Abuja na their work, fake job even on Facebook.
what's the GNld stuff?
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Donmorph1991(m): 3:27pm On Jan 11, 2022
If you get a job with out attend any GLND interview, then you are so lucky, because I was scammed 4 times by them

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Righteousness2(m): 3:28pm On Jan 11, 2022
IgweBUIKE1:

I told the guy to give me my transport or will make him regret it.

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by ftosino(m): 3:29pm On Jan 11, 2022
G.
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Oyiboman69: 3:30pm On Jan 11, 2022
IgweBUIKE1:
we are still at the station
to do what exactly?
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Volksguys1985: 3:30pm On Jan 11, 2022
dapolaw:
Poor man mentality.. He does not need to prove anything to you.





you better leave the village boy, he never see 50k shoe

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Incandescent(m): 3:32pm On Jan 11, 2022
RPG2020:



32k for shoe


Show us the shoe on your legs


Ode..no be everybody dey broke on NL like you & the hungry crews

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by adecz: 3:33pm On Jan 11, 2022
And this made FP❓❓❓☹️☹️☹️
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by RPG2020(m): 3:34pm On Jan 11, 2022
Incandescent:


Ode..nobody everybody dey broke on NL



English na your mate

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by chikason22(m): 3:34pm On Jan 11, 2022
Sebastine1994:
Gnld baptism name is neolife.

Has killed so many Future,

they lure kids with mouth watering offer of a better future that would never happen.

They have taken their 419 online, they have offices everywhere in Abuja, their office is never empty, more fools join them everyday.

All job vacancy is Abuja na their work, fake job even on Facebook.
I once attended at my hometown while coming from Church at Rumuokoro in PH a stone throw from Obio/Akpor LGA

Claiming they need some workers . I got to their venue, Lol and Behold this idiots don't have any job for me. Rather, they want me to use my money to register and buy their products to sell for some discount.
Even those that were on my team, that are meant to put us through are looking so unkept, lanky and Apeish. As in Ape face.
I told them I will come back the next day.
After the next day cus is not far from my location. I collected some contact and never showed up again.
Their useless product is the so called NEOLIFE product.

They now go about writing nonsense job advert on people's fences, walls etc.
May EFCC fall on them all.

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Kay25(m): 3:34pm On Jan 11, 2022
shey gnld still dey exist ni? i tot their work don cast and people eye Don open na me self got scammed of my little change back den..dem get lies bajebaje to scheme people

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by onojaford(m): 3:35pm On Jan 11, 2022
The last time I fell for this, I walked out immediately. One of them was approaching but on seeing the horrendous looks on my face, he chickened out.

I can't waste my 2mins there like many polite people who sit through it because walking away is rude! Most times you have to be really rude in order to be yourself. This is because they are tons of con men who use people's politeness as an advantage to keep biting them. And the kind person wey I be be say: if you bite me I must scream or even bite back.

I love your type, OP

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by ftosino(m): 3:37pm On Jan 11, 2022
Lig
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by jericco1(m): 3:38pm On Jan 11, 2022
simplesearch:



You acted unjustly by absconding with their money if I get your gist right? So go and retsitute your ways with them and close that chapter, so their supposed evil will not rob you of your own good before God.

Lol calm down, if you knew the full gist, you'd discover, they owe me more that thrice.
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Davoneskay(m): 3:39pm On Jan 11, 2022
RPG2020:


Yes I'm okay thanks and you?

but show us i like see the shoe

Imagine! So 32k shoe too cost? As at April last year, the starting price for leather-balance shoes was 25k
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Dfr0: 3:41pm On Jan 11, 2022
Really
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Huracio(m): 3:43pm On Jan 11, 2022
can't stop laughing oooo seriously. this people that year ehn them take my eyes see hell oo, and the funniest thing be say all of them go dey talk testimonies upon testimonies saying how GNLD has enriched them thus making them to travel around the world every month, but you go see say poverty is written allover their body, most of them don waka tire with their one shirt and and one sandals wey d sole don chop finish. most of us wey them dey invite self, our life better pass their life 100% walahi....these people with their imaginary wealth yet sufferness gum them for body life those zebras wey dey Chelsea FC logo , lol...

wetin dey vex me pass be say them go always talk say " You should not applying for any job it's not good that GNLD will make your life way better than Chevron General Manager lol. what the fvck man.

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Physical897: 3:45pm On Jan 11, 2022
IprintMONEY:
Chai I remember those gnld days. Omo I don pay my dues o. Thunder fire poverty cool cool


Greetings to you, bro you really print money?
I'm interested ooo
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by RPG2020(m): 3:45pm On Jan 11, 2022
Davoneskay:


Imagine! So 32k shoe too cost? As at April last year, the starting price for leather-balance shoes was 25k


Okay thanks
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by dapolaw(m): 3:45pm On Jan 11, 2022
Walahi you are not serious, nah this my fine head wey Naija babes dey die for na him be like Zimbabwe boy head... Chei, affa suffered angry






RPG2020:


Go away before you do head like them Zimbabwe boys

Change that picture you look zim
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by RPG2020(m): 3:47pm On Jan 11, 2022
dapolaw:
Walahi you are not serious, nah this my fine head wey Naija babes dey die for na him be like Zimbabwe boy head... Chei, affa suffered angry








Hahahahaha cheesy
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Zee0007: 3:49pm On Jan 11, 2022
Take the snap from your house and stop downloading picture.


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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Soffyh(m): 3:49pm On Jan 11, 2022
grin grin grin you never forget this matta
LONIC:


I still get them for mind o bro
I boarded that last flight from Uyo to Lagos that Sunday afternoon koz my interview was slated for Monday morning.
Showed up at a friend's house without prior notice just to attend their bullshit.
The thing still dey vex me anytime I remember am.
Make I get better money first... I go make headline with the trouble wey I go show them.
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by RPG2020(m): 3:51pm On Jan 11, 2022
Zee0007:
Take the snap from your house and stop downloading picture.





Abeg go boil beans chop
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by cherryCola: 3:51pm On Jan 11, 2022
dapolaw:
He doesn't have to mention he has a 32k shoe but you could mention you have a 100k shoe... Your hypocrisy stinks to sky.



What does posting it here will do for me? Grow up boy, this is a new year.







The guy you are wasting your energy on is
not mentally stable angry,
I heard a keke ran over is head and he somehow
managed to survive.

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by ftosino(m): 3:53pm On Jan 11, 2022
Hmm
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Slynation(m): 3:54pm On Jan 11, 2022
LONIC:


I still get them for mind o bro
I boarded that last flight from Uyo to Lagos that Sunday afternoon koz my interview was slated for Monday morning.
Showed up at a friend's house without prior notice just to attend their bullshit.
The thing still dey vex me anytime I remember am.
Make I get better money first... I go make headline with the trouble wey I go show them.
Lol...grin grin naso I nearly burst one teeth around 2016 grin

I thought I was going for a genuine interview, the most funny aspect was that they acted professional, they told me to come with my CV, write an appointment letter and come along with 2 passport photograph...And the most painful part was that they told me to be there before 7am grin I woke up by 5am and took my bath, left home 6am without eating anything just to beat traffic and time...I was waiting at the supposed company gate calling the mofo that kept on telling me he's on his way, he didn't show up until after 12 and I was thinking they were testing my patience...grin I just dey there dey wait like one mumu with my big brown evelope...grin

The first red flag was that the supposed HR of a big company highlighted from bike dragging change with the bike man, I said well, maybe his car has issues, then my eyes went straight to his shoes, omo, shoe be like wetin follow Moses trek round wilderness...grin I no talk shaah

Instead of the guy to lead me into the suppose company staring in my front, he started going diagonals until we got into this kinda uncompleted building that the ground floors is completed and used as shops...As I reach there, wetin I see na chairs and blackboard, I saw some candidate like me, I sit down, immediately they started those rubbish motivational talks like "if you are not informed you will be deformed" etc one guy shake head leave the building...!!grin They started showing us pictures of some imaginary people at the top with houses and cars...grin Omo I just jejely stand up after 2mins walker comot, the mumu guy wey invite me for interview follow wan dey talk rubbish say it will benefit me at the long run...me wey hunger don dey catch, I nearly give am better upper cut tell am say nobi e fault shaaah...As reach house, my siblings almost die with laughter that day grin

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by olufunmi01(m): 3:55pm On Jan 11, 2022
Wahala wear bra
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by ftosino(m): 3:55pm On Jan 11, 2022
Well..
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by merits(m): 3:57pm On Jan 11, 2022
IgweBUIKE1:
I got a call from my friend that one guy is inviting him for a photoshoot and I will be paid 7k and I will be shooting like three...

I said okay ..he sent the guys number to me and I called him...I prepared for work and the same time for the shoot,got to the bustop at meiran then put a call across to him he came and lo and behold I saw this haggard looking guy and I was already having double mind.. and I asked him again and he said is for photoshoot that I can even shoot for three different products,with mixed feelings I followed him got to the place and it turn out to be new life gnld...

I told the guy to give me my transport or will make him regret it..only for his senior colleagues to rally around me telling me to wait for the shoot to start..

I got angry left and to the station I went...am still at the station now ..funny enough the guy was saying funny stuff like he want me to succeed that is why he schemed me

Wahala for Monday morning..but trust my vindictive nature.him go see pepper
Bro you for wait na,his colleagues told you the shoot is about to start see the big opportunity you just lost fah grin grin grin grin
Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by ImoleNaija: 3:59pm On Jan 11, 2022
They claimed one of their staff whose father is abroad refused to travel out because she is making so much in NeoLife. I looked at the rich lady, whose father stays abroad, na the same okrika we both put on. I just dey laff at their robust-but-empty claims. Awon were 100% grin

Slynation:
I said well, maybe his car has issues, then my eyes went straight to his shoes, omo, shoe be like wetin follow Moses trek round wilderness

If you stand up & walk out, they would tell others not to bother about you, saying na your village people pursue you out of the success path.

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Soffyh(m): 4:00pm On Jan 11, 2022
BabaIbo:


Are you OK?

No dey underrate people for here.
32k is even moderate.
even ordinary pam slippers dey for 45k

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