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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by BafanaBafana: 4:00pm On Jan 11, 2022

jumpmasta:

These guys and girls are everywhere like cockroaches in ilorin . Desperate and persistent. Their girls always get bleeped

Bros bros, is like you sef have sampled one..

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by sylve11: 4:01pm On Jan 11, 2022

@op, this story is really funny... grin

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by ashawopikin(m): 4:01pm On Jan 11, 2022

IgweBUIKE1:
I got a call from my friend that one guy is inviting him for a photoshoot and I will be paid 7k and I will be shooting like three...

I said okay ..he sent the guys number to me and I called him...I prepared for work and the same time for the shoot,got to the bustop at meiran then put a call across to him he came and lo and behold I saw this haggard looking guy and I was already having double mind.. and I asked him again and he said is for photoshoot that I can even shoot for three different products,with mixed feelings I followed him got to the place and it turn out to be new life gnld...

I told the guy to give me my transport or will make him regret it..only for his senior colleagues to rally around me telling me to wait for the shoot to start..

I got angry left and to the station I went...am still at the station now ..funny enough the guy was saying funny stuff like he want me to succeed that is why he schemed me

Wahala for Monday morning..but trust my vindictive nature.him go see pepper

I know it's not supposed to be funny but

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Anndrew(m): 4:03pm On Jan 11, 2022

gbolswag:
You and the guy are both stupid...even gnld....all of you are both stupid....I even enjoyed the stupid story

its good to have the experience...now I guess u are wise

how is he stupid?..u are the one being stupid..what a stupid mothafucker

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 4:03pm On Jan 11, 2022

IgweBUIKE1:
I got a call from my friend that one guy is inviting him for a photoshoot and I will be paid 7k and I will be shooting like three...

I said okay ..he sent the guys number to me and I called him...I prepared for work and the same time for the shoot,got to the bustop at meiran then put a call across to him he came and lo and behold I saw this haggard looking guy and I was already having double mind.. and I asked him again and he said is for photoshoot that I can even shoot for three different products,with mixed feelings I followed him got to the place and it turn out to be new life gnld...

I told the guy to give me my transport or will make him regret it..only for his senior colleagues to rally around me telling me to wait for the shoot to start..

I got angry left and to the station I went...am still at the station now ..funny enough the guy was saying funny stuff like he want me to succeed that is why he schemed me

Wahala for Monday morning..but trust my vindictive nature.him go see pepper

gnld dey lure you in 2022? Ma wa oh

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by osaweseforme(m): 4:03pm On Jan 11, 2022

I had encounter with them in 2008. I applied for a loan and the bank staffs told me that they will introduce me to a business, still very young
and naive, but i accepted sha. After close of work that day i followed them to rumubiakani in portharcourt, they kept delaying and telling me all sort of stories, finally their glnd boss came and started showing me pictures he took with Bill Clinton and then president of usa Bush. Long story short, after all the preaching, the sermon was just entering from left and coming out from right. Immediately i left there, i just forgot about them........Those guys are something else, but they succeeded in scamming a friend sha

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Sukkyy2010: 4:04pm On Jan 11, 2022

About 2or3 of their guys use to patrol outdoor of my store outlet every Sunday persuading people to enroll for their miserable seminar. And they are consistent and so adamant in nature eehn, even when you say your not interested they'll insist by following you until you lose your to temper as if it a do or die task. I always gets furious anytime I see them in the act at the bus-stop I always feel like Flogging them mercilessly with a stripe.

Mtcheww, gullible and miserable set of people luring people to join pursuing their illusion and crafty goal.

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Jsucre(m): 4:04pm On Jan 11, 2022

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

eyi tun le gan oooo

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by chikason22(m): 4:05pm On Jan 11, 2022

Prechgold1180:

Omo my coursemate way back lured me to this same new life
Omo the settings alone is tempting
Lot of youth
Different offices with different products
Then they fed us with stories
That 3 of them won something and Their job now is to tour the world sponsored by new life
After all the rubbish talking they asked us to pay and register they were very pressing I think I had just 500 on me that day
I gave them the 500 with assurance of coming back omo I jakpa

Omo na you lose. Me I didn't give them shishi. How can someone who claimed to be in the business for more than 3yeras and counting looking so lanky, dressed like a clown and looking Apeish.
I just japa abeg. The luck I had was that the place is in my hometown. There office looking tempting and the stupid girls that have me the fliers looking like ... Lemme don't talk.

This thing happened to me since 2011. Over 10years ago shocked

Still seeing Neolife in this 2022 is shocking to me shocked

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by IgweBUIKE1(m): 4:06pm On Jan 11, 2022

Jsucre:
eyi tun le gan oooo

he said he called me to come and sorire

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Ixodes(m): 4:06pm On Jan 11, 2022

RPG2020:

32k for shoe

Show us the shoe on your legs

people are not that poor guy..

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by IgweBUIKE1(m): 4:07pm On Jan 11, 2022

Cantonese:

Which money you take pay transport go back?

I get money na...just wanted to show him some lesson....

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Soffyh(m): 4:07pm On Jan 11, 2022

Slynation:

Lol... naso I nearly burst one teeth around 2016

I thought I was going for a genuine interview, the most funny aspect was that they acted professional, they told me to come with my CV, write an appointment letter and come along with 2 passport photograph...And the most painful part was that they told me to be there before 7am I woke up by 5am and took my bath, left home 6am without eating anything just to beat traffic and time...I was waiting at the supposed company gate calling the mofo that kept on telling me he's on his way, he didn't show up until after 12 and I was thinking they were testing my patience... I just dey there dey wait like one mumu with my big brown evelope...

The first red flag was that the supposed HR of a big company highlighted from bike dragging change with the bike man, I said well, maybe his car has issues, then my eyes went straight to his shoes, omo, shoe be like wetin follow Moses trek round wilderness... I no talk shaah

Instead of the guy to lead me into the suppose company staring in my front, he started going diagonals until we got into this kinda uncompleted building that the ground floors is completed and used as shops...As I reach there, wetin I see na chairs and blackboard, I saw some candidate like me, I sit down, immediately they started those rubbish motivational talks like "if you are not informed you will be deformed" etc one guy shake head leave the building...!! They started showing us pictures of some imaginary people at the top with houses and cars... Omo I just jejely stand up after 2mins walker comot, the mumu guy wey invite me for interview follow wan dey talk rubbish say it will benefit me at the long run...me wey hunger don dey catch, I nearly give am better upper cut tell am say nobi e fault shaaah...As reach house, my siblings almost die with laughter that day

you this guy can kill someone with laff ooo grin

I wish to continue reading this your comments grin

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by RPG2020(m): 4:08pm On Jan 11, 2022

Ixodes:

people are not that poor guy..

Okay thanks

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Kajaard: 4:09pm On Jan 11, 2022

jumpmasta:

These guys and girls are everywhere like cockroaches in ilorin . Desperate and persistent. Their girls always get bleeped

Lol

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Emmitable(m): 4:09pm On Jan 11, 2022

What's GNLD pls

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Truthsoldier(m): 4:10pm On Jan 11, 2022

Lwkmd

These Glnd people na scam,my own story no bi here

When I graduated from service newly,I was desperately looking for job,then in one of my searches I saw this vacancy I didn't know it was this glnd guys,the vacancy was for the post of a manager in a juice factory, I was like wow.

I copied the number on the poster to call,the crook behind the call was so soft in voice, she told me to send my name,state of residence and bla bla bla,I did,I wanted job no dulling, the next day I went to the so-called juice factory, men and brethren behold when I got there it was not anything close to a factory, I was like is this a joke.

Fast forward... I saw some other people seated in a kind of town hall, I wore my tie and suit thinking it was something meaningful, when I got there and saw ladies of different sizes probably in their early twenties and some guys and even old men I just parked well.

I asked one of the girls there that I was looking for Rachel(that's the name of the 'manager') They pointed me to one girl that I used my number six to guess that she probably graduated from secondary school newly,I said to myself 'na dis one bi manager?.....

Anyways...

She formed ',HRM' and began asking me question like 'what's your qualification and bla bla bla' I don't want long talk I was fully prepared I gave her to see my CV,I don't want to underestimate anybody, surprisingly she gave it back to me and then she told the others in the hall to sit and I to join them that they have lecture.

Lecture

??

This one na mad....Funny thing is that these people in their introduction of their hype,will overhype you,they will call their speakers all sorts of exaggerated names like 'youngest millionaire',The chief of all chiefs,the this the that' they will just be talking nonsense!

To cut the story short...these hungry millionaires were asking me to bring 15k to become rich like them,and my job is to hawk gnld drugs that's how I will become rich....

I swore never to go there

Rubbish and ingredient

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by newoffer: 4:12pm On Jan 11, 2022

That level no be ordinary eyes ooo. Be like Juju dey am cos of how the people reason..

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Thallyheart(f): 4:12pm On Jan 11, 2022

Wahala

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by IgweBUIKE1(m): 4:15pm On Jan 11, 2022

RPG2020:

32k for shoe

Show us the shoe on your legs

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jan 11, 2022

my3name:
Abeg watin be gnld

Na one food supplement company, that use networking activities to sell their product.
More like a ponze scheme.

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jan 11, 2022

my3name:
Abeg watin be gnld

Na one food supplement company, that use networking activities to sell their product.
More like a ponze scheme.

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by newoffer: 4:17pm On Jan 11, 2022

They need to arrest those people..

1F30M4:

Lwkm omolomo say he's suffering now to enjoy later. Pesin wey dem don brainwash finish

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by IgweBUIKE1(m): 4:19pm On Jan 11, 2022

backbencher:

Oh dear, that gnld guy you spoke to is beyond redemption....

as in his case is beyond mfm ..if you see the audacity and trash coming out from...he even said he want me to succeed

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Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by JerryGent1983: 4:19pm On Jan 11, 2022

RPG2020:

32k for shoe

Show us the shoe on your legs

32k e too big 4 sheo nawa ooo

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Davoneskay(m): 4:24pm On Jan 11, 2022

RPG2020:

Okay thanks

You are welcome sir. In addition, shoe na luck sometimes. My brother got a pair of shoes for 25k at Akure some months back. Same shoes were offered to me for 11k at Dugbe, Ibadan. First Grade Tokunbo shoes were offered to me between sixteen thousand naira and even forty thousand at a 'boutique' in same Dugbe. Those boys nor go even too beg you buy shoes. If you see correct shoes, you sef will know. Lastly, location matters.

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Danhumprey: 4:25pm On Jan 11, 2022

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by RPG2020(m): 4:26pm On Jan 11, 2022

JerryGent1983:
32k e too big 4 sheo nawa ooo

Shoe not sheo

Just dey run come kitikiti wan come quote

Now see how e goes

Sheo shocked

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by Numerouno94(m): 4:27pm On Jan 11, 2022

dapolaw:
Walahi you are not serious, nah this my fine head wey Naija babes dey die for na him be like Zimbabwe boy head... Chei, affa suffered

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by isaacsegun(m): 4:31pm On Jan 11, 2022

RPG2020:

Yes I'm okay thanks and you?

but show us i like see the shoe

I pray that God will help you to fight poverty by taken right decision that will liberate you from the sharkle... 32k na very big money to you that you think another person can't spend on a pair of shoe grin

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by RPG2020(m): 4:33pm On Jan 11, 2022

isaacsegun:

I pray that God will help you to fight poverty by taken right decision that will liberate you from the sharkle... 32k na very big money to you that you think another person can't spend on a pair of shoe

Okay thanks

Re: How I Was Lured By Gnld by IgweBUIKE1(m): 4:42pm On Jan 11, 2022

isaacsegun:

I pray that God will help you to fight poverty by taken right decision that will liberate you from the sharkle... 32k na very big money to you that you think another person can't spend on a pair of shoe

One of my client bought a tv for 18million naira as far back as 7years ago..the brand name is bangs and Olufsen..there are standard to life ..we just need to pray for wealth and not been comfortable

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