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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:23am On Jan 17, 2022
Rushed

But wait how many times i wan go this gate naaa? But the visitor outside had no patience at all, naim i see naija Sars officials, scaling my fencing, and into the compound. I just freeze, i could use the backdoor, bit my brain wasn’t thinking in that direction. I watched as the first guy that jumped in strolled tactically to door and gave a loud bang while the others joined in..

Cop guy 1:
Him go dey inside, hey saminu, (gesturing to saminu by holding two fingers and waving them) sweep through that backyard,

I see one cop guy run past the other window to the side of the building and his shilouette reflected into the curtains as he ran to the back of the building listening for me and finally barricading the entrance to the back door.. two more officers joined Saminu.

Cop Guy 1:
Police open this door now!!!!

Cop guy 2:
You dey beg am??

Cop guy 1:
Wetin i talk e be like begging?

Cop guy 2:
Bro a suspect is in there, we scaled the fence, break the damned door!!

Cop guy 1:
Na wetin you go talk be that. No because say you be inspector come use that one dey corner me, we know as you enter force brother..

Coo guy 2:
Is it me you’re talking to like that?

Cop guy 3:
Ewa moro be yawerey poor shaa??
Moroboloriburukwu leyin meje ji shaa..
werey to wan ninule yen logun fun yin ni na

Tries to break the argument off by cursing and also informing them that the argument wasn’t ordinary as i was using juju to cause the pandemonium. But in reslity I wasn’t doing anything, i just stood there confined to fate and waiting for the forceful break in and take roughandled take down/arrest. I was subjected to fate and my muscles were frozed to the spot! From the backdoor, saminu had craftily picked the lock and stealthy found his way into the house.. i could say he was there for a minute. I turned around to face him and he had the looks of “idontbelievewhatijustsaw!!!!” He’d seen the blood suckers on my back and at that moment, one of the officers that followed, approached the door and unlocked it for the outside team.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:08am On Jan 17, 2022
Mazi dodo! keep it going bro
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 10:22am On Jan 17, 2022
I wish this story never end, I wish you keep the update flowing every minute. Thanks for this wonderful and beautiful masterpiece Mr rice and plantain.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:10pm On Jan 17, 2022
dodoatirice:
Rushed

But wait how many times i wan go this gate naaa? But the visitor outside had no patience at all, naim i see naija Sars officials, scaling my fencing, and into the compound. I just freeze, i could use the backdoor, bit my brain wasn’t thinking in that direction. I watched as the first guy that jumped in strolled tactically to door and gave a loud bang while the others joined in..

Cop guy 1:
Him go dey inside, hey saminu, (gesturing to saminu by holding two fingers and waving them) sweep through that backyard,

I see one cop guy run past the other window to the side of the building and his shilouette reflected into the curtains as he ran to the back of the building listening for me and finally barricading the entrance to the back door.. two more officers joined Saminu.

Cop Guy 1:
Police open this door now!!!!

Cop guy 2:
You dey beg am??

Cop guy 1:
Wetin i talk e be like begging?

Cop guy 2:
Bro a suspect is in there, we scaled the fence, break the damned door!!

Cop guy 1:
Na wetin you go talk be that. No because say you be inspector come use that one dey corner me, we know as you enter force brother..

Coo guy 2:
Is it me you’re talking to like that?

Cop guy 3:
Ewa moro be yawerey poor shaa??
Moroboloriburukwu leyin meje ji shaa..
werey to wan ninule yen logun fun yin ni na

Tries to break the argument off by cursing and also informing them that the argument wasn’t ordinary as i was using juju to cause the pandemonium. But in reslity I wasn’t doing anything, i just stood there confined to fate and waiting for the forceful break in and take roughandled take down/arrest. I was subjected to fate and my muscles were frozed to the spot! From the backdoor, saminu had craftily picked the lock and stealthy found his way into the house.. i could say he was there for a minute. I turned around to face him and he had the looks of “idontbelievewhatijustsaw!!!!” He’d seen the blood suckers on my back and at that moment, one of the officers that followed, approached the door and unlocked it for the outside team.


They didn’t even dare to touch me because the blood sucking parasites on my back were such a sight to behold as they scattered all over my back.. they helped me throw a short over it and told me to respectfully move along right after cuffing me. Outside, one very white hilux and Toyota sienna idled waiting for us to emerge. They put me in the back of the Sienna car, sealed off the building and first they took me to Magbon, then after one hour of police review, the journey to Lagos began. This time, i traveled in the white hilux with 3 cop guys and bullet had to do the driving..on the road for hours then bullet got ahead of himself in his mind with the car and sped past several cars in a bid to avoid the already gathering small traffic.. he then rammed the rear end of the car into a trailer that was moving in the same direction. He saw it too late. Then the impact sent the truck skidding to one side, bullet trying his best best to steady the ship, then a minibus crashed into the sides of the hilux sending the car laying on the sides. We were trapped. People rushed to the scene and as soon as they observed that it was the police and a suspect, my own type of suspect.. they rescued me and the other people in the vehicle including Bullet. Then i observed that people were screening me, and the cuffs on my hand. Then one guy walked up to me from the mob.

Guy:
How far guy you dey alright?

Me:
Yesbros

Guy:
Wetin you do na?

Me:
I just dey house naim dem fly my fence enter come carry me

Guy:
Because wetin happen na?? Na so this police people dey do.

Guy left where i was and went back into the mob, agreed, bullet was bleeding and he had to be attended to.. i saw the guy talk to one, two or three people and pointed in my direction.. bullet was really bleeding that they had to attend to him first there on the road while i stood there cuffed observing. Then in a moment of loosegaurdment, i disappeared into the woods. Then i broke from a walk to a tun as soon as i was sure i was outta sight. I ran with the cuffs.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by meneski(m): 1:23pm On Jan 17, 2022
Seriously shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 1:45pm On Jan 17, 2022
Be like say no be police go finally wreck you...

But this one wey all ur properties just dey waka, e no funny again ooooo


2secs everywhere just dey burst...
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Alcoron: 2:21pm On Jan 17, 2022
Super mad story, discovered this story 2 days ago and have been reading since.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:51pm On Jan 17, 2022
As soon as i thought i was at a reasonable distance or head start, i had to catch my breath, figure out where i was and how i could find my way from there, i kept on walking till i bursted out in a bush pat that was narrow and lead no where i don’t know, i followed this bush part and soon enough, a town small village came into view.. i was tired and hungry.. i walked past a house where arabic inscriptions that I didn’t understand was inscribed, it had no gate but had a lsrge compound space, i saw kids in their numbers reading or reciting from their tira pamphlets, an older kid was directing the recitals holding a stick and occasionally flogging an islamic kid in the gathering that erred. In one moment, i slumped and hit the earth. The blood suckers on my back made me sick with every tingle. I saw the older boy rush inside and reemerge with someone older then my eye shut close. Blackout!!
I opened my eyes and i could on see stars, stars far high in the heavens, at first i thought i had died and was descending to the skies, it took me a minute or two or thereabouts before my mind took me on a flashback of what happened earlier even up to the point i passed out. At that point i started taking in the reality. The Alfa that came out with the boy had came to my aid and had seen the bugs on my back and he totally understood what it was. So he asked them not to take me inside but let me sleep outside in the open. So they put me on a mat outside in the open. I sat on my back and to my right, the alfa sat there, with his rosary praying to God for forgiveness of sin for me and for him and for God to take that darkness that death had cast over his home away. I would only underdeveloped his prayer in a minute.

The alfa saw me and continued his prayer and this time, he increased the intensity. He prayed and prayed and prayed that it got to a point finally he stopped, rounded up and said:

Alfa:
Arakurin, taleni to gbe obe gbona le e lowo pe ko ma gbon laaa?? Kilo finowo arare fa fun ra e??

Iwo naa woo, otin jera laiti ku..

(Young man, who gave you a pot of steaming stew asking you to lick while its steaming hot?? What is this that you’ve brought upon yourself? Look!! You’re decaying and you’re alive)

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Aniefre12: 3:18pm On Jan 17, 2022
Dodoatirice, what a delicious meal. Kudos to your ink and the mind that spun this intricate piece our here!
This is the first time I would follow a story here to the latest update. You are indeed a prolific writer.

Well done for keeping us glued to our phones with excitement for such a long time.

#offtothechroniclesofapastorthatcalledhimself
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 3:27pm On Jan 17, 2022
Alfa:
Ati sa ami ipatun si e lara and iparun ni tie ni toto
Amoor Olorun nikan ninoba oni dariji eshe
But itu eshey ti iwo shey yi, ti iwo koba parun
Ojiya re


(You’ve been marked for destruction, and destruction is what you should get but na only God be the king wey dey forgive every sin, but your type of sin, if you no destroy, you go chop the repercussions you go belle full)

So were his words. He told me that I shouldn’t have come to his home, but maybe i was the rush visitor that he’d been getting messages about lately and the fact that i came to his compound, the spirits of death they came with me but thank Alah that he was a believer in his Faith and he remains steadfast with prayers and that he had nothing to do with whatever i had deeped my hands into. So because of that, he will try as much as possible to go on a prayer journey with me so Alah could be praised in the end. He mentioned Kwara state in Ilorin, he said we’d go on that journey as this was more than he could attend to. But his Spiritual godfather in faith could help me and deliver me from the shackles of destruction. I mentioned to him that i was wanted and then I had to get rid of the cuffs i ran with. He said when his wife saw the cuffs, she was frantic and urged him to call the coos but something more than the cuffs was the parasites in my back and the messaged he’d been getting about a rush stranger and how he needs to offer help and find deliverance. On the alfas part, i guess everything now made sense now.. the messages and the visit now. On my own part, I’d grab this shot at redemption. I’d take the chance..little did i know that there’d be another price to pay!!!

The beginning of the Far end!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 3:28pm On Jan 17, 2022
Whaat a wasted life kiss kiss kiss....

You are decaying and still alive. embarassed....

Everything don turn vanity sad


Abegggggg feed us more Dodoatirice cool
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 3:38pm On Jan 17, 2022
The more I read this fiction the more real it seem.
Many men and women out there are "living dead".
They look alive but they are already decaying.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 3:59pm On Jan 17, 2022
More price to pay...,hmmm
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:02pm On Jan 17, 2022
I couldn’t sleep anymore, and just after the first cock crow, i started feeling sick, the sick feeling just lingered there. Alfa then gave me a teblic pant (probably one of his spare ones, then gave me a jalabia gown and a cap. He took my old clothes and burned them. In my new apparel, I thought i looked like all those Almajiri boys that stood in the market and signaled to people if they wanted to sell their hard currency or their gold..Bleep!!! We soon hit the road driven by Alfa’s friend on his bike.. as we were heading out, i thought okay, the aoparel would be a perfect disguise. We soon sat in a kwara/ilorin bus we sat in the front me and Alfa. (We had to because of the kinda privacy i wanted) just as the journey started, i slept off.. for hours on the road i was sleeping an hour to the end of the journey, i came alive again and that was when alfa told me to get myself together as we’d soon be approaching his township and we’d be alighting. My own joy was that so far so good, i had made it out of Ogun and Lagos altogether.. the thoughts of redemption kept tinging in my head, i wanted out, i wanted a new life, i wanted forgiveness for all my sins, laying emphasis on new life, i wanted it for real. But we’d find out in time. Late evening, we were already settled in in Alfa’s family house, a house where kids were runningabout or playing about with full regila, all covered, all in their hijabs, a home of muslim devotees. People who stood stead fast in the islam religion. Brothers, aunties. They served us a mad meal of amala and egusi and assorted stick fish glorified with pieces of bulkie beef. The type that my mum always made everytime i returned home from school for the semester holidays… but because of money, i kill am chop!!

Alfa introduced me to the oldest man that lived in that house..

Alfa:
After al the pleasantries)
Arakunrin yin ni mo mu wa ba yin,

(Its this man that i brought to see you)

Big Alfa:
(Cuts in looking around rather suprised)
Arakunrin wo??

(Which Person)

Alfa:
(Pointing reassuringly at my direction)
Arakunrin yi..

(This guy)

Big Alfa:
(Now looking at my direction like it was the first time he was seeing me since we entered his chambers)
Shey eni yi??

(Oh this person?)

Alfa:
Beeni

(Absolutely)

Big Alfa:
Oku leleyi.. eniyi. Ti kuu

(This one na dead person na, this man don die)

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 4:13pm On Jan 17, 2022
Dead man ke?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 5:10pm On Jan 17, 2022
Condemned soul.. kiss...

Walking corpse. kiss....


I pity those wey go read this piece finish still go plus....

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 5:28pm On Jan 17, 2022
Thanks for the update, you died spiritually the first day ceeza took you to baba, no be everybody wey dey waka for dey alive.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Oj333: 5:29pm On Jan 17, 2022
DSC7:
Condemned soul.. kiss...

Walking corpse. kiss....


I pity those wey go read this piece finish still go plus....
Nothing de happen
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 5:33pm On Jan 17, 2022
Oj333:

Nothing de happen

Maybe presently nothing dey happen....

But las las many many things go still happen..

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 5:46pm On Jan 17, 2022
Chai
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 5:48pm On Jan 17, 2022
Chai....
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by cotzywitzy(m): 6:50pm On Jan 17, 2022
Rice and plantain ko ni baje fun e. After a particular story of a thief on here, yours is another interesting one. You call it fiction but I gotta tell you it’s happening for real. More ink to your pen

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kolenda(m): 7:17pm On Jan 17, 2022
This story is getting more interesting. I don't know about the bad belle that said it's loosing it's salt. How I wish updates will drop/rain as it did today. I'm glued!!!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Cuminsideher: 7:56pm On Jan 17, 2022
I won't engage you..... Never
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 8:04pm On Jan 17, 2022
Dodoatrice baba

U be real boss
You Sabi write story o chaii...
I twale for you boss...

Nice one, this story too sweet
You deserve an award, honestly!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by YoungBrymo(m): 8:14pm On Jan 17, 2022
May Almighty Allah bless you beyond your expectations (Amin)

You are doing awesome job

Damn Honestly you be Champ


Agba Writer of our own Time
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Sthandawasam(m): 8:44pm On Jan 17, 2022
Chief dodo I haul thee cool
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 8:56pm On Jan 17, 2022
I dun recommend people to this story tire .........e be like real life as in I still the get doubt
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by 3mmanhu3l(m): 9:05pm On Jan 17, 2022
I've been following this thread for the past two days..... While it's not the best bit of writing I've come across (it could do with a ton of editing tbh), it is easily the most compelling/captivating bit of story telling I've read in a long time..... Imagine me reading a 68 page thread on nairaland that started more than 3 months ago, I wouldn't have thought it possible 3 days ago.....i do feel like the story has dragged on a bit... Like it should have ended a lot earlier......
But what you have going for you right now is that the guy has escaped trouble after trouble, but is still dying slowly, inevitably.
I'm honestly hoping you don't fxck it up because this is one madddddd story.
And the details.... My God! It feels like you had a first person view to the experiences.... You say it's fictional and you've done your best to exaggerate a few details, but for the most part, it feels too real to be fiction... Great job

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 9:06pm On Jan 17, 2022
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice update,next pls.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bestmutiu2019(m): 9:32pm On Jan 17, 2022
Addicted

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