I woke up today and after switching on my phone, got lots of notification. On. Normal day, i wouldn't have bothered but the notification sounds kept ringing and ringing for close to five minutes which got my attention.

At first i thought something had happened which intensified my curiosity and i picked the phone to find out what was happening. Then i saw it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY messages kept flowing in from my family, friends and frenemies.

Oh i actually forgot it was my birthday well you can't blame me, i hardly celebrate birthdays because I'm an i-don't-care type of person. I live my life like there is no problem.

Ok it's my day and i may end up running a giveaway las las but before that, let me use that opportunity to reach out to prospective customers right here on Nairaland.

happy birthday bro i want that chattraction book. can i pay for it too?? I've read this ones already

.

Big man how ve you been?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Big man how ve you been?

I be small man don't let buhari hear you before he start dey tax me anyhow

I'm good tho
I dey expect my butt-day gift

Onemansquad:
happy birthday bro
i want that chattraction book. can i pay for it too??
I've read this ones already

Chattraction has not been published yet
But very soon, I'm just putting in some finishing touches.

Thanks for your patronage

DannyXpress:

I be small man don't let buhari hear you before he start dey tax me anyhow

I'm good tho
I dey expect my butt-day gift

No you ain't.. big man
As for your butt day how do you want it?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

No you ain't.. big man
As for your butt day how do you want it?

I want something hooge like sabinus
Do you have it!!!

DannyXpress:
Chattraction has not been published yet But very soon, I'm just putting in some finishing touches.
Thanks for your patronage

ok boss let me know when it's available. you're the best

DannyXpress:

I want something hooge like sabinus
Do you have it!!!

Mention it and it shalt be granted if possible

Onemansquad:

ok boss let me know when it's available. you're the best

Very well then

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Mention it and it shalt be granted if possible

Get me this dog

DannyXpress:

Get me this dog

How do we go about it?

hapi birthday baba nla wullnp

FERNANDEZISBACK:

How do we go about it?

That's not our no.1 citizen in person of ekuke oo
Look at it very well

DannyXpress:

That's not our no.1 citizen in person of ekuke oo
Look at it very well

Ain't you talking about having a nice time?

Melaye2:
hapi birthday baba nla
wullnp

Thanks
What happened to your main account!

DannyXpress:
Thanks What happened to your main account!

Na one mod nack me ban oo

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Ain't you talking about having a nice time?

That one is not a gift, it's a necessity.
The dog is much more valuable now at least when i see it i will remember a big ass babe gave it to me.

Isn't that awesome!!!

DannyXpress:
I woke up today and after switching on my phone, got lots of notification. On. Normal day, i wouldn't have bothered but the notification sounds kept ringing and ringing for close to five minutes which got my attention.

At first i thought something had happened which intensified my curiosity and i picked the phone to find out what was happening. Then i saw it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY messages kept flowing in from my family, friends and frenemies.

Oh i actually forgot it was my birthday well you can't blame me, i hardly celebrate birthdays because I'm an i-don't-care type of person. I live my life like there is no problem.

Ok it's my day and i may end up running a giveaway las las but before that, let me use that opportunity to reach out to prospective customers right here on Nairaland.

Happy birthday