₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
No I wasn’t. Everyone knows Elder. My aggrieved ex-boyfriend that couldn’t bear losing me. So he came running to Nairaland for public simpathy.

Is that all you have on me?

I just hope you dey tell them to use condom.

KiNg0G:
I just hope you dey tell them to use condom.

I would have thought you would be privy to this information. Maybe one or two pictures of me and my numerous Nairaland boyfriends.

pocohantas:
I would have thought you would be privy to this information. Maybe one or two pictures of me and my numerous Nairaland boyfriends.

your elders bîtch and will forever be known as elders bîtch, (just like 2face baby mamas) as for those others who tapped your signal... names withheld..no need dragging them into this.

but like I said the links are still there

KiNg0G:
your elders bîtch and will forever be known as elders bîtch, (just like 2face baby mamas) as for those others who tapped your signal... names withheld..no need dragging them into this.
but like I said the links are still there

Alright. Another day or ranting without receipts in 2022. Some day one of you would give us the Poco-sexcapades. Seun needs traffic.

pocohantas:
Alright. Another day or ranting without receipts in 2022. Some day one of you would give us the Poco-sexcapades. Seun needs traffic.

who cares about poco sexcapades.
your a retired old cargo.. your body count as at now is below market value.

don't you know the meaning of old cargo?

KiNg0G:
who cares about poco sexcapades.
your a retired old cargo.. your body count as at now is below market value.

don't you know the meaning of old cargo?

Abeg rest jare. See as you fall everybody hand. Nobody cares yet you open mouth waaaa, like say you get cure for HIV/AIDS.

pocohantas:
Abeg rest jare. See as you fall everybody hand. Nobody cares yet you open mouth waaaa, like say you get cure for HIV/AIDS.

oh you don contact AiD?

public property where you be.....I been warn you... tell them to use condom..kiss na just #100.

KiNg0G:
oh you don contact AiD? public property where you be.....I been warn you... tell them to use condom..kiss na just #100.

You warned me about what? In your mind you are doing something right? Lol!

Look at the moniker you quoted VERY WELL. I can do this with you all day and na you go cry. In 2022 you decided to slutshame a Nairalander and you picked Pocohantas. Ngwanu, let’s go!

Sonnobax15:

Some men are equally ashamed of going out with their pregnant wives...Like say no be him poison her with the big belle

Some men? Or just you?

Just learning this for the first time...

My friends do walk around especially on Sundays with their heavily pregnant wives o..Especially those living in my estate...

And they do it proudly...Showing you their work...

As for the lady in OP's story, she is shy..With time she will get used to it..

If the hubby has got mobility, best to teach her how to drive or make arrangements with commercial ones to be carrying her if the man is too busy...

I learnt first pregnancy is usually a huge step for some ladies.

I'm impregnating 10 girls this year.

Munzy14:
Some men? Or just you?

Just learning this for the first time...

My friends do walk around especially on Sundays with their heavily pregnant wives o..Especially those living in my estate...

And they do it proudly...Showing you their work...

As for the lady in OP's story, she is shy..With time she will get used to it..

If the hubby has got mobility, best to teach her how to drive or make arrangements with commercial ones to be carrying her if the man is too busy...

I learnt first pregnancy is usually a huge step for some ladies.

How can a man be ashamed of going out with his beloved pregnant wife? It's a thing of pride to show the world you're fertile and truly a MAN.

Any girl wey love me now, na belle straight. I want to experience the feeling of being with a pregnant woman

MufasaLion:
I'm impregnating 10 girls this year.

No go impregnate my future girl, abeg

Kriss216:
How can a man be ashamed of going out with his beloved pregnant wife? It's a thing of pride to show the world you're fertile and truly a MAN.

Any girl wey love me now, na belle straight. I want to experience the feeling of being with a pregnant woman

I tire o....Something men pride in...Unless na wife married by Jankpa...


As long as you can take care of the babe and the child, is ok....I endorse...

Munzy14:
I tire o....Something men pride in...Unless na wife married by Jankpa...


As long as you can take care of the babe and the child, is ok....I endorse...

Thanks for the endorsement. You'll be the first to get notification any time soon

Kriss216:
Thanks for the endorsement. You'll be the first to get notification any time soon

I will be waiting... Just a reminder about their weird cravings...She may tell you she want to eat what is not available in the state you reside in the middle of the night..

Or she will tell you say na only breeze from hand fan she want...So you will put off the AC/Electric fan.. Automatically you go fan her till day break...Only God knows how you will finish women on nairaland the next day..

Me I need mine to be driving me to party and business stuffs...ones she enter na driving school straight..

Munzy14:
I will be waiting... Just a reminder about their weird cravings...She may tell you she want to eat what is not available in the state you reside in the middle of the night..

Or she will tell you say na only breeze from hand fan she want...So you will put off the AC/Electric fan.. Automatically you go fan her till day break...Only God knows how you will finish women on nairaland the next day..

Me I need mine to be driving me to party and business stuffs...ones she enter na driving school straight..

Chai!
I rugbuola onwe gi na aruru-ala!
I choro ka obi mapu kriss?
…and he was doing well o, already fantasizing about being a good husband, gi a bia, choro I gbaroo mmiri.

Kriss216, gbashikwa Munzy nkiti o!
Your wife no go suffer you.

99thEnemy:
As long as MufasaLion remains in Nigeria, you have nothing to fear from him

Lol

Why did you say that?

Kriss216:
No go impregnate my future girl, abeg

Is she light-skinned?

Mariangeles:
Chai!
I rugbuola onwe gi na aruru-ala!
I choro ka obi mapu kriss?
…and he was doing well o, already fantasizing about being a good husband, gi a bia, choro I gbaroo mmiri.

Kriss216, gbashikwa Munzy nkiti o!
Your wife no go suffer you.

Hahahahahaha...Should I tell you one truth?

Na guys like kris go sabi love up well well...Hapu cha iwe ya ebe umu nwa nor online...

Ihe m gbuwarala ya wu the truth in all of it...ya na the fantasy soro garuo na..

Kriss216:
No go impregnate my future girl, abeg

Lmao....I didn't see this one..


Yesterday, I saw a skit..The guy was begging those that are using rough riding on babes they know they won't marry to take it easy o...He is begging the guy handling his future wife to take it easy o...And remain small for him. wild imaginations.

Munzy14:
I will be waiting... Just a reminder about their weird cravings...She may tell you she want to eat what is not available in the state you reside in the middle of the night..

Or she will tell you say na only breeze from hand fan she want...So you will put off the AC/Electric fan.. Automatically you go fan her till day break...Only God knows how you will finish women on nairaland the next day..

Me I need mine to be driving me to party and business stuffs...ones she enter na driving school straight..

This is funny and kind of true at the same time

Munzy14:
Hahahahahaha...Should I tell you one truth?

Na guys like kris go sabi love up well well...Hapu cha iwe ya ebe umu nwa nor online...

Okwaya?
He seems like the kind.

Ihe m gbuwarala ya wu the truth in all of it...ya na the fantasy soro garuo na..

Jiri nwayo.

Munzy14:
I will be waiting... Just a reminder about their weird cravings...She may tell you she want to eat what is not available in the state you reside in the middle of the night..

Or she will tell you say na only breeze from hand fan she want...So you will put off the AC/Electric fan.. Automatically you go fan her till day break...Only God knows how you will finish women on nairaland the next day..

Me I need mine to be driving me to party and business stuffs...ones she enter na driving school straight..

Hahahahaha

I think I need a rethink. Man ain't cut out for this, bro.


That's the only thing that can make me consider marriage. Just to sit and relax at the passenger side and watch my sexy wife drive me with her flashy and succulent thighs radiating right beside me on her skimpy dress. Would be glorious

99thEnemy:
As long as MufasaLion remains in Nigeria, you have nothing to fear from him

Comrade, I no trust that guy.. The way he insisted on impregnating 10 girls just this year is worrisome. Hope my future girl is safe?

MufasaLion:
Is she light-skinned?

I don't even know her complexion

MufasaLion:
I'm impregnating 10 girls this year.

Hope say you go carry their responsibilities totally, no go turn girls to single mothers o

Kriss216:
Hahahahaha

I think I need a rethink. Man ain't cut out for this, bro.


That's the only thing that can make me consider marriage. Just to sit and relax at the passenger side and watch my sexy wife drive me with her flashy and succulent thighs radiating right beside me on her skimpy dress. Would be glorious

Rethink kwa? Don't o...marriage is cute as long as the resources are there...


The bolded...hahahahahahaha wild wild fantasies in the same watsaap group.
And you will be playing songs like Chike's Roju...

You will be calling her akwa ugo

Mariangeles i huru fantasy kris

Mariangeles:
Okwaya?
He seems like the kind.



Jiri nwayo.

O si seems...A na m ha agwala gi watsup from male angle.. gi si seems..smh

Eji nu m nwaayo..

Mariangeles:
Okwaya?
He seems like the kind.



Jiri nwayo.

Lol


Mariah, I never believed a day will come you'll agree and type something good about me. I'm guessing today is your birthday.

Kriss216:
I don't even know her complexion

Lagos?