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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


2 children is too much if you earn less than 1.5 million a month. One and then a vasectomy should be the option for the vast majority of Nigerians but they will call you an extremist grin cheesy
Rubbish

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by HIPROFILE(m): 3:12pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
So automatically the child is an American citizen and has a ton of opportunities open to him and one stupid pastor somewhere is telling us that God loves us all equally. You must be a big fool if you believe God loves you and someone who was born in the USA Canada Switzerland Australia Japan et al equally grin.

Congratulations between.

Senseless!!!

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by tensazangetsu20(m): 3:12pm On Jan 22, 2022
Originalsly:


Is it still automatic? ..... there was some talk about stopping that because people.were.coming in pregnant for the same reason.

Yes it's still automatic. Countries in the Americas give citizenship by birth but north and south.
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Ofadaman(m): 3:13pm On Jan 22, 2022
DNA test first

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by HIPROFILE(m): 3:15pm On Jan 22, 2022
Originalsly:


Is it still automatic? ..... there was some talk about stopping that because people.were.coming in pregnant for the same reason.

I thought as much too

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by passionberry(f): 3:16pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


I dont even pity the parents na the children I pity. When I see small Nigerian children, I almost wanna shed tears for them especially those from middle class to poor homes.
Same here,why bring them to this world to suffer ,at least one or two is ok as long you can take care of them..is not competition na.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by heniford2: 3:16pm On Jan 22, 2022
Congratulations to you expecting mine soon cool cheesy

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:16pm On Jan 22, 2022
From all of us @[b][/b],
Welcome to this beautiful world beautiful Angel.
You shall be a bundle of joy and blessings to your parents.


Meanwhile,
Somewhere in our darling country shocked

Slow and steady, we will get to a land flowing with milk and honey.

God, bless, help and save Nigeria
.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Amalekki: 3:16pm On Jan 22, 2022
It is still automatic in America.
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by franchasng: 3:17pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


I dont even pity the parents na the children I pity. When I see small Nigerian children, I almost wanna shed tears for them especially those from middle class to poor homes.
cheesy
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by DatNaijaGuy: 3:21pm On Jan 22, 2022
God bless America...

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Princelarry304: 3:22pm On Jan 22, 2022
Congratulations Madam. May God protect the baby and family.
Stay blessed and strong.
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:24pm On Jan 22, 2022
DatNaijaGuy:
God bless America...

GOD BLESS NIGERIA ALSO...

We will get there Someday soon.....

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Alamkir: 3:25pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
So automatically the child is an American citizen and has a ton of opportunities open to him and one stupid pastor somewhere is telling us that God loves us all equally. You must be a big fool if you believe God loves you and someone who was born in the USA Canada Switzerland Australia Japan et al equally grin.

Congratulations between.

Na God say make ur papa no hustle go born u for america

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by swaggerjack: 3:25pm On Jan 22, 2022
chukxie:
I swear life no balance sam, sam! Born as a black person life don score you one already. Born black into a poor family, life don score you two. Born as a black African life don score you three. Born as into a poor Nigerian family, life don score you ten !Hmm!
Deep!
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by cococandy(f): 3:28pm On Jan 22, 2022
Originalsly:


Is it still automatic? ..... there was some talk about stopping that because people.were.coming in pregnant for the same reason.
Yes it is.
As soon as the baby is born, a birth certificate is issued and you can apply for their social security number right away while still in the hospital.

In some cases, They’ll even come to you to reduce your stress of carrying the new born baby around for all those registration stuff. Fill out all the forms and hand them over the representative and after a few weeks you’ll get their social security letter in the mail.

For the passport all you really need is the baby’s birth certificate.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by roggyarmy: 3:31pm On Jan 22, 2022
Congratulations to you and your family.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by elsiusgr8t(m): 3:36pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
So automatically the child is an American citizen and has a ton of opportunities open to him and one stupid pastor somewhere is telling us that God loves us all equally. You must be a big fool if you believe God loves you and someone who was born in the USA Canada Switzerland Australia Japan et al equally grin.

Congratulations between.

All men are equal

Not too long ago, a wise man told me that the difference between a man and a man is opportunity


Guess you wanted to say congratulations btw(by the way)

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by KingOfBoyz1(m): 3:36pm On Jan 22, 2022
I dey move small small over to Europe or America. No flight. I must reach abeg.. Sebi na street we go trek am

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Burgerlomo: 3:36pm On Jan 22, 2022
Congratulations

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Xman12345goat: 3:40pm On Jan 22, 2022
Please how do they born baby. Is it through the nyash

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by nickyj19: 3:42pm On Jan 22, 2022
undecided lazy woman u no fit born 4 at once
congratulations btw grin

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by opribo(m): 3:42pm On Jan 22, 2022
So it is now a crime to be born in Naija is that what you are insinuating?

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jan 22, 2022
Xman12345goat:
Please how do they born baby. Is it through the nyash

No, through the mouth. Surely they should have taught you that in school.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by Timblogga: 3:44pm On Jan 22, 2022
Raalsalghul:


Honestly, it's a given that some of them will curse their parents in the future or question their birth. embarassed

And while I know not every one will leave the country due to personal choices or lack of finance, make people dey try cap their offspring at two.

The Nigeria of the future, I no wan even imagine am.
with the spike in insecurity.. Omo.. even to enter common commercial bus sef you de at risk of kidnap.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by tegrianonigltd(m): 3:47pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


I dont even pity the parents na the children I pity. When I see small Nigerian children, I almost wanna shed tears for them especially those from middle class to poor homes.

Funny thing is people clamoring for another old hags for president, even benin republic passport can go to South Africa, Uae, Georgia,etc visa free. Nigeria passport no get weight

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by mnwogu(m): 3:50pm On Jan 22, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
So automatically the child is an American citizen and has a ton of opportunities open to him and one stupid pastor somewhere is telling us that God loves us all equally. You must be a big fool if you believe God loves you and someone who was born in the USA Canada Switzerland Australia Japan et al equally grin.

Congratulations between.


God no be the cause of our hardship here. Our govt and politicians are.
Whether u believe it or not, God will always be God and men will.always be men.
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by seyz91(m): 3:51pm On Jan 22, 2022
Me too no fit
Raalsalghul:


People wey see as Nigeria be now and dey give birth dey try honestly.

Me I no fit. grin
Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by AmazingELixir: 3:52pm On Jan 22, 2022
grin

Let's know the child's father before we start rejoicing...experience has thought us to be circumspect.

We don't want our joy to dissolve in out mouth like ash when two or even more men start throwing fisticuffs over the paternity of the child.

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Re: I Just Gave Birth To An American Baby!!! Please Rejoice With Me Guys!!! by NemoDatQuod(m): 3:53pm On Jan 22, 2022
Hahahaha!
I logged in just to like this joke! Very original!


visijo:
9 months before i was born, i went to a party with my dad and left with my mom �

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