illicit:
When I was a kid, I thought the moon follows everyone around



I also always try to point my father's Torchlight in the sky but it doesn't always reflect, my father will just be laughing

The day my sister cooked her first meal, she didn't cut off the root from the spinach and worse still it wasn't properly washed, the soup was filled with sand but my mum insisted that we eat it so that my sister won't be sad

I don like and share,we must share the money

FlowerGirl040:
I don like and share,we must share the money

No p

Thank u

Once upon a time, a cup of rice was 30naira and 1$ is 150#. But now everything don scatter, thanks to bubu. It's help like and share like dat guys... Like for better naija, share for bubu..

SurvivorM:
help me too, there are 2 winners.
Please please
SurvivorM comment/story

Done

SurvivorM:
Thank you so much ma

When I was a kid

I thought if you hugged a girl she would get pregnant Cos that was what I saw in movies and then my mum would change the channel,So whenever we do mummy and daddy and I hugged the girl after playing in the evening I would start fearing that

Hope I haven't gotten this girl pregnant. I didn't even know it was pussy and dick that leads to child bearing untill J.S1/2 sha that we did abit of reproduction in school

Till now my mom changes the station anytime the scene is getting raunchy not knowing I have kuku know wetin dey occur

When I was a child, I was thought that one must sweat to make money, so when I started sweating literally after a long walk, I was surprised why I wasn't making any money.


Pls guys like my post, I am in need, this money will help, thanks.

light099:

If you're really serious to blow on Youtube, having seen your daughter's baptism video, I think she has what it takes to do some great twerking video. That way, I can guarantee you. If not, go invest your money and time on something else.

My daughter who got baptised has a YouTube channel. This documentary on Netflix is by my firstborn daughter. Another daughter. Watching the documentary is not a requirement to enter the giveaway. Now, move along and go and annoy someone else.

PastorMIsBack:
To celebrate one of my videos hitting the Front Page of Nairaland (thanks to the mod who put it there), I will be giving away 2 prizes of £10 each to two of my followers.

When I was a little girl, I thought whenever you slept and woke up, you were in a new day so if we had a birthday party to attend the next day, I would quickly sleep, wake up after 1 hour, and start getting ready. My mum would shout that the party is tomorrow, and I would reply that yeah, tomorrow is today because I have slept and woke up. It took a while for the reality to sink into my brain.

SHARE YOUR OWN STORY of what you really believed when you were a child.

As usual, I will let democracy choose the winners. If I choose, some people may cry, “foul!” so the 2 stories with the highest likes wins, simple!

I will give every eligible story a like and ask your friends/followers to like your story.

One entry per person.

Remember, it’s not over until 7p.m Naija time (6p.m UK time) so don’t despair even if you see someone leading by miles.

Good luck y’all.


Ps.
Don’t forget to watch my daughter Tobi’s documentary for Netflix on ÓWÀMBÈ: “Nigerian Party”



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECbsEaWuk40

It is NOT compulsory to watch the documentary and it is NOT my daughter's YouTube channel. The channel belongs to Netflix who already have millions of subscribers. It is simply my daughter's research which took months to put together.

PastorMIsBack:


My daughter who got baptised has a YouTube channel. This documentary on Netflix is by my firstborn daughter. Another daughter. Watching the documentary is not a requirement to enter the giveaway. Now, move along and go and annoy someone else.

Nor vex Abeg so that you go see road take send me money for my account...lol.

When I was a kid I thought the meat served in burials are from the dead people

abeg like this post

FlowerGirl040:
I don like and share,we go share the money

na my own you for like and share,we go share am

Comment reader greeting you all

I always believe this saying that when you grow old you become young again like I took it literally.
So anytime my grandma scold me then or beat me I always fantasize and daydream of the kinds of punishment and the difference koboko I will use on her when she becomes young and again and of course by then I would have been an adult



If you laugh or even at the slightest genuinely smile at this my silly, childish thought you can do well to click like. thank you.

When I was a kid, me and my kid sister came from school and meet alot of people in our house. I can recall their faces

I saw my Dad, my mother's sisters and neighborhs but Mum was no where to be found. I asked where my mother was and I was told she has gone to heaven.

The next day we were told we won't be going to school. Me and my sis was told to follow aunty Felicia home to take care of us.
I asked again where my mum is, she said she's now with the angels in heaven.

I asked when would she be back? it took long to understand the reality that death was.... Whenever I stopped seeing people, I'd ask if they've gone to meet the angels in heaven...that was what I believed

Is there really heaven or angels?

2elliot:
(1) When I was a kid, I used to believe that diamonds grow on pythons as they become very big. I am from Bayelsa state where there is a lot of rivers. In my place, they said pythons used to come out in the river at night and shine its diamond lights that have several colors. It was just last year that out of curiousity I asked Google and found out that it was a lie. Pythons don't produce diamonds.

No, but they swallow shiny stones and bring them out at night to attract the females for... company

Pimpstar:
When I was a kid

I thought if you hugged a girl she would get pregnant Cos that was what I saw in movies and then my mum would change the channel,So whenever we do mummy and daddy and I hugged the girl after playing in the evening I would start fearing that

Hope I haven't gotten this girl pregnant. I didn't even know it was pussy and dick that leads to child bearing untill J.S1/2 sha that we did abit of reproduction in school

Till now my mom changes the station anytime the scene is getting raunchy not knowing I have kuku know wetin dey occur

I guess the fact that your mum is just not comfortable watching 'raunchy' scenes never crossed your mind.

In my childhood days I used to think the earth was flat and that I could follow the cloud to the end, until I trekked so far from my town back then and it was getting dark, I started looking around I knew I was lost, I had to borrow money from a stranger to pay back to my hometown, I came back home and kept mute, nobody knew my story
I thank God for education, I would have still been a jackass

For me when I was younger I thought the white people don't poo. As per they were a unique being.

PastorMIsBack:
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As usual, I will let democracy choose the winners. If I choose, some people may cry, “foul!” so the 2 stories with the highest likes wins, simple!

I will give every eligible story a like and ask your friends/followers to like your story.

Good morning. I would suggest your choiced winner isn't based on likes. The reason is because Nairaland likes can be influced by people who have alot of monikers. Also likes will be for only the posters on first page of this topic.

I will suggest you go through all the post and chose the best and realistic posts

Growing up I always thought I will be a lawyer and make money. Then fly my parents out of the country....... But na naija we still dey, am grateful I still have them both, when there's life there is hope �

1stHooligan:
When I was a kid, me and my kid sister came from school and meet alot of people in our house. I can recall their faces

I saw my Dad, my mother's sisters and neighborhs but Mum was no where to be found. I asked where my mother was and I was told she has gone to heaven.

The next day we were told we won't be going to school. Me and my sis was told to follow aunty Felicia home to take care of us.
I asked again where my mum is, she said she's now with the angels in heaven.

I asked when would she be back? it took long to understand the reality that death was.... Whenever I stopped seeing people, I'd ask if they've gone to meet the angels in heaven...

Is there really heaven or angels?

YES BOTH EXIST. HOLY PEOPLE GO TO HEAVEN WHEN THEY DIE.

note: make una like my first comment for here ..nor be this comment abeg.

illicit:
When I was a kid, I thought the moon follows everyone around



I also always try to point my father's Torchlight in the sky but it doesn't always reflect, my father will just be laughing

The day my sister cooked her first meal, she didn't cut off the root from the spinach and worse still it wasn't properly washed, the soup was filled with sand but my mum insisted that we eat it so that my sister won't be sad



God bless u as u like this story

Make una like my story abeg

Likedddddddddd

BItt:

Good morning. I would suggest your choiced winner isn't based on likes. The reason is because Nairaland likes can be influced by people who have alot of monikers. Also likes will be for only the posters on first page of this topic.

I will suggest you go through all the post and chose the best and realistic posts

Maybe I'd do that for the next giveaway. I can't change the rules midway. Thank you

PastorMIsBack:


My daughter who got baptised has a YouTube channel. This documentary on Netflix is by my firstborn daughter. Another daughter. Watching the documentary is not a requirement to enter the giveaway. Now, move along and go and annoy someone else.

Alright, but you don't need to pay no £20 to get all the attention or followers you need in here.
Attention is free as air here and there are always idle sheeple to give you traffic and attention but, since you pretend you're not here for traffic, why not modify your post and also change the requirements for your giveaway?

light099:


since you pretend you're not here for traffic

Watching the documentary is NOT a requirement to enter the giveaway.

UPDATE:

At the moment, here are the top 2. Still plenty of time to enter.

@Popsmoke 2 – 34 likes
@SurvivorM – 27 likes

PastorMIsBack:
UPDATE:

At the moment, here are the top 2. Still plenty of time to enter.

@Popsmoke 2 – 34 likes
@SurvivorM – 27 likes

this isn't nice at all,this is all about popularity and friendship,what of those that have neither how bad would they feel? I guess many have even been banned here for spamming asking for help