chatinent:
Timaya, go and do the needful before ogologoma flog you wotowoto.

Which one be Ogologoma o? I suppose that's the traditional deity of justice for where Timaya come from.

Karemarealty288:
Mumu opportunist do the needful and report to police not social media.

this ur whisky glass cup no dey full?

Hope our lazy surgeons don't amputate the leg,God help her if she never bleach that skin

BigBashiru:
The western European savages convinced africans to think less of themselves and it is working on your mind. That's the same thing they did to the native Indians.

There are 190 countries in the world many of who have more inventions than the 5 imperialists of western europe.

Is it really possible that out of 190 nations of the world that it's only 5 from western Europe that God blessed with "superior brains".... can't you smell that it's a lie??

Even many African countries are more technologically advanced than the 5 western European countries.

Iraq, Qatar, Jordan, all hv finer scientists than the western European ones.... be proudly African you are capable and have so many inventors and scientists and mathematicians way before the western European savages had a clue what science was all about!

What's all these pls?
I thought we are talking about Timaya here , how did Western Europe come into this threa??

Cyndrokkkk:
Nawa

Don't u have brothers, uncles, sister, aunties, nephews, nieces, people in ur village that wants to be rich? Give them so they can play and be rich. If u know it's a sure game sale all the property u have, borrow money and play the game. My friend stop disturbing us on nairaland abeg.

Zinoleesky:
lol. I see your children have all that u mention as a job.

If u cant elp shat up.

My kids don't and can't come online to beg.....like you or your likes.....

Then don't come online ,and be begging lazy youth......no food for lazy man.....na dat hunger go deal with you.....

Them done start?

She hit her with his car and run

Abeg which kind English be this abi na me no hear common English again?

chatinent:
Timaya, go and do the needful before ogologoma flog you wotowoto.
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Some people are saying she should have gone to the police.
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Which police? Nigerian police? Where he'll use money to silence everything?
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The best she should have done is what she did!

She should have lodged a complaint immediately...

Karemarealty288:
Mumu opportunist do the needful and report to police not social media.

And do U think any police will arrest timaya because of an unknown gal who is a nobody?? In our Nigeria?? It’s only social media that’s saving the weak now.

The police will call timaya take bribe and tell the lady she was wrong and should forget and forgive or she will be arrested.

Sleekfingers:




When kids don't and can't come online to beg.....like you or your likes.....

Then don't come online ,and be begging lazy youth......no food for lazy man.....na dat hunger go deal with you.....

you are really famished and i can see it from the words you type.... Drop your acct number let me make you smile.

JosephXavier:
This story no straight at all

The story sounds like shit, because the english is all rubbish.
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2 meanings to the story.
What is Timaya? A man or a woman? He or She?
First story:
Timaya was driving his car, and hit a lady's car.
He refused to come out of his car.
The lady came out of her car, and asked him to come see what he's done (very unlikely for Nigerian ladies)
He instead asked her for her phone number (hopefully to compensate her later in the day)
The lady refused to give him her number.
He then hit the lady and her car the 2nd time and drove off.

Second Story:
Timaya was driving his car.
She hit her with his car (what the Bleep does that even mean).
She came down to ask him to look ...
He didn't come down, but instead asked for (her) number.
She told him (Timaya) that, He would block her. (As per Timaya would block the number of the person he doesn't even have yet).
..
Now, He hit my sister (her) and ran away.
First off,
She hit her with his car.
Now
He hit her with his car?
A woman hit another woman with a man's car
A man hit the same woman with his own car. (the car must be an armoured tank).
What did this woman do that different people are using armoured tank to hit her her left and right?
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Ok, so the OP now goes to social media to disturb Timaya (a man or a woman?), who blocks them off.
But Timaya asked for a phone number earlier and was ignored.

How exactly does this story concern us now?

BigBashiru:


The western European savages violate all the rules so shut your mouth and stop supporting your oppressors.

I'm sure when they call you monkey you say "yes sir"

I cannot be stopped in restoring the dignity of the African.

unfortunately no matter how you want to see it they are still advanced than we are atleast for now,that is the reality.

I heard they have arrested him.

Anyway since people chose to report issues on social media than report to police then I guess we should have social media police

phew09:
Wahala be like bicycle

why the food picture. Na jejeje i dey read news before u put this type of nukes food picture. Now there’s war in my tummy that looks more bad than russians war

spartachico:
Anyway since people chose to report issues on social media than report to police then I guess we should have social media police

In a country like Nigeria, if an ordinary civilian has an issue with a celebrity. Their best bet at getting justice is to report the case to the police first and then put it on Social media, else there’s no case. And the police actually came to take Timaya from his house to the police station for questioning

If what she is saying is true then Timaya fall my hand.

Why running away in such situaion in a responsible clime it's a big offense bro.

Pls Tim go look for her, settle the treatment bill and fix her car. Pls no ego should be attach to this my man just do the right thing.

God bless.

felixotalu1:
unfortunately no matter how you want to see it they are still advanced than we are atleast for now,that is the reality.

Your brainwashing is complete and your subordinate fate is sealed.

uuzba:

The story sounds like shit, because the english is all rubbish.
-
2 meanings to the story.
What is Timaya? A man or a woman? He or She?
First story:
Timaya was driving his car, and hit a lady's car.
He refused to come out of his car.
The lady came out of her car, and asked him to come see what he's done (very unlikely for Nigerian ladies)
He instead asked her for her phone number (hopefully to compensate her later in the day)
The lady refused to give him her number.
He then hit the lady and her car the 2nd time and drove off.

Second Story:
Timaya was driving his car.
She hit her with his car (what the Bleep does that even mean).
She came down to ask him to look ...
He didn't come down, but instead asked for (her) number.
She told him (Timaya) that, He would block her. (As per Timaya would block the number of the person he doesn't even have yet).
..
Now, He hit my sister (her) and ran away.
First off,
She hit her with his car.
Now
He hit her with his car?
A woman hit another woman with a man's car
A man hit the same woman with his own car. (the car must be an armoured tank).
What did this woman do that different people are using armoured tank to hit her her left and right?
-
Ok, so the OP now goes to social media to disturb Timaya (a man or a woman?), who blocks them off.
But Timaya asked for a phone number earlier and was ignored.

How exactly does this story concern us now?

Hahahahahahaha, your explanation has made it even more difficult for me to understand a story I was trying really hard to comprehend. Why are you wicked like this bro? Lol.

English is not by force, if you nor sabi speak am use vernacular or pidgin type.


People should stop causing confusion.

nwakibie3:
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the write up

you are not alone...

nwakibie3:
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the write up

Had to read it multiple times before I could get a clue as to the info she was trying to convey.

Wait till you hear both sides of the story...
Remember say coin gat 2 sides

Simran94:

In a country like Nigeria, if an ordinary civilian has an issue with a celebrity. Their best bet at getting justice is to report the case to the police first and then put it on Social media, else there’s no case. And the police actually came to take Timaya from his house to the police station for questioning

But in this case she reported to social media first instead of going to the police

Only am talk say he nuh like wahala but see.... It's really cold outside mtchwww yeyebrities

nwakibie3:
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the write up

I'm still going through the write up to understand it.

I saw something like "she hit her", is Timaya a woman or is she referring to another female Timaya

Kudos to the lady for standing her ground, too bad alot of people look up to these lunies as role models.

Later people will fight themselves for the rights to buy tickets to watch them perform, what an irony.

Karemarealty288:
Mumu opportunist do the needful and report to police not social media.

Mumu he is already arrested. Not everybody is an opportunist. Try dey get sense

Bigbashiru I always admire the way you still have hope in Africa as the future.
Unlike most of us here who feel the entire continent is hopeless and doomed