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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Awoleesu(m): 1:40pm On Mar 04, 2022
dynicks:
The gadget right now after it got out and was RESCUED, seriously lamenting about the experience it had while it was being used and how ugly it felt while it was stuck right inside of the coven!!

My people! Moments in their wasn't pleasant I must say;...it wasn't funny;...it felt like life was no more!...Right in there, I got to know that life ain't fair!...ohhhh!! Ohhhh!!..... MAN'S INHUMANITY TO OBJECTS..

OMG! YOU COULD BURST MY BOWELS OUT WITH LAUGHTER grin grin grin

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Zonefree(m): 1:40pm On Mar 04, 2022
Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.
One here said she dey use tap water to service her kpekus. cheesy cheesy

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Help2020: 1:42pm On Mar 04, 2022
ExAngel007:
In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina.

The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love
session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong.

She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her".

In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year.

"So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy."

She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

"I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time.

"I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things."

She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds.

She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me.

"I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving."

"I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out."

She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body.

The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away."



https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html
One of the reasons some of us wants to become a medical doctor. So that we can save many lives.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by emmykk(m): 1:45pm On Mar 04, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool real matters on top real MATTERZ..



LITE UP my WEED in peace!



WTF MAN!

You and your weed eh!

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by smasher1(m): 1:47pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

Lies. Lies.. Lies...
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by smasher1(m): 1:49pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets... grin

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...

No, chose the other.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by gift2xl: 1:50pm On Mar 04, 2022
Your doing well.congrat
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by bottlecap: 1:52pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...
don't worry, you will soon find yourself in her shoes
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by nams77: 1:52pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Lol... You know nothing about intimacy gadgets... grin

There are toys for the nipples... For the clitoris... For the ass... And the vagina...

Big toys... Fast toys... And toys that suck or vibrate...

The only reason a penis is better, it's cause of the body it's attached to...

I like contact; hugs, kisses, etc...

So I would still choose a good man over the best intimacy gadgets...
Can one piece,of intimacy gadget do all you mentioned there at once ?
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Oscillator: 1:53pm On Mar 04, 2022
ExAngel007:
In what will come across as a really startling development, an army officer has ended up in a hospital, afraid for her life, after a s*x toy got stuck in her v*gina.

The army officer, who claims to have been stationed away from home for almost a year, was filmed lying in a hospital bed after a self-love
session with a lavender-coloured vibrator went horribly wrong.

She took to TikTok to share "the thing that almost killed her".

In a follow-up clip, she explained: "So basically I am in the military, I've been away from home for almost a year.

"So for me being away from home mean I've got to make it do what to do, which is why I bought that toy."

She continued: "The toy got like 10 different settings on it so the first couple of things I use them like a lot of times so one day I just decided to just crack this whole what right quick.

"I shouldn't do that because level one, level two, it'd be sending me to heaven every single time.

"I cranked that thing up to level six – it's a different vibration with little suction things."

She said the intimacy gadget sent her to "heaven" within three to five seconds.

She added: "I'm in heaven and suddenly I realise I can't get it out of me.

"I try pull the toy out and it wouldn't come out – the suction cup was not moving."

"I couldn't get myself up because my body is so weak that I'm on the floor. Next thing I know, I blacked out."

She was taken to the hospital where the intimacy gadget was removed from her body.

The TikToker confessed: "When I came back, I threw that s*** away."



https://www.tori.ng/news/195293/army-officer-rushed-to-hospital-with-a-sx-toy-stuc.html
this gender is a curse to the world.

No shame! Anything goes as long as it will bring them publicity.

Spits on this worthless member of the bleeding gender!

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by ajl: 1:54pm On Mar 04, 2022
Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

A whole month? When last did you f_ck someone?

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by luminouz(m): 1:54pm On Mar 04, 2022
This goes out to all the feminists out there. Your strong face won't extend down to your pussy o. A pussy wants what it wants.

Be humble grin

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by ajl: 1:56pm On Mar 04, 2022
Oscillator:
this gender is a curse to the world.

No shame! Anything goes as long as it will bring them publicity.

Spits on this worthless member of the bleeding gender!

So, you dropped from the sky as a baby? You just spited on your mother.

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Mancrossfire: 1:56pm On Mar 04, 2022
Zonefree:

One here said she dey use tap water to service her kpekus. cheesy cheesy

I've heard about this ta water thing for ladies
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by dalass(f): 1:57pm On Mar 04, 2022
Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

You guys also have your sex dolls going for tens of thousands of dollars. Which they buy just for sex.. To the extent of even getting married to them... So, who are the sex freaks? At least I never saw a lady marry vibrator! grin... Doll oh... Dullards cheesy

I have seen guys fucking goat, chicken and even cockroach! tongue just because of sex!

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by TheABOMINATION: 1:58pm On Mar 04, 2022
Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .

Most of them can't go a week without having sex. It only some that can stay up to a month without sex.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by jonahhh: 1:58pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...


That’s why you’re probably lonely... nothing beats flesh and blood. Y’all copy the west too much you don’t have a mind of your own

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by aribisala0(m): 1:58pm On Mar 04, 2022
Shalommy:
Chaiii... Too much of everything is a problem. cheesy cheesy Aunty overdo!
That ws the first time
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Lanretoye(m): 1:58pm On Mar 04, 2022
Thats western magun

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Panda7(m): 1:59pm On Mar 04, 2022
end time officer
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by ajl: 1:59pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

So, your guy doesn't know how to equally engage his hands? Or banana don finish for market? Better try someone else.

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by kingjudecy(m): 2:02pm On Mar 04, 2022
no1..army officer on tiktok..no2..army officer on fixing nails..no3..army officer is confused..this world is really at end..[/quoted]


You can only deceive your costumers with this your amateur and poorly rehearsed lie of the century.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by sleek82(m): 2:03pm On Mar 04, 2022
All I can think of right now is how the call to 911 would sound like....
911 operator- "911 operator, what's your emergency?"
Caller- "it's stuck!"
911 operator- "ma'am what's stuck?", do you need police, firetruck or Ambulance?
Caller- "I think it's an Ambulance I need"
911 operator- "okay maam, you need to explain what's going on"
Caller- "my intimacy gadget is stuck!"
911 operator- "OH SH*T!"
Caller- "hurry up, please"!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Bahamas95(m): 2:03pm On Mar 04, 2022
The annoying thing about women is that they pretend not to like sex but can't do without it.

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Nobody: 2:04pm On Mar 04, 2022
Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Myself2(m): 2:05pm On Mar 04, 2022
Daniel7543:
Nairaland feminists will run away from this thread.

Na only God know wetin nairaland feminists go dey use service their kpekus.

No mind those idiots o
Hypocrites all of them, after coming on nairaland threads to shout men are scum and every other language meant to insult men, they will crawl back into the caban of one broke ass nigga wey sabi knack, na dem go dey spend for the guy sef.
I only pity the other mumu gehs wey dey follow dem form feminist

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by kayperry: 2:06pm On Mar 04, 2022
When God was sharing shame to man and animals, woman no dey undecided ... little wonder the likes of Imalma1, ishilove had the temerity, audacity & effontery to be urging men towards sex dolls, adds up now.. a case of daa bii mo sé dá.

If sex gadget was a crime, women go dey go jail like mecca, pocohantas & magnolia will certainly get a life .......** undecided

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by lazarusokafor90(m): 2:06pm On Mar 04, 2022
Picture or I don't believe it!
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by ajl: 2:09pm On Mar 04, 2022
LordIsaac:
Tor, the myth that "men love sex more" is gradually becoming a mirage grin

That's an old belief. Especially in Africa where women were more conservative back in the days. Women like prick like crazy, especially once they get married and don't have to live with the guilt of sleeping around. Of course, there are few ones who just may not be into it big time even after marriage.

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by TheABOMINATION: 2:09pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...

If you love Double penetration... clitoral vibration, you can experience it if your male partner uses intimacy gadgets during love making session.

Self service is the mark of a loser. There is a level that you will get to, that servicing yourself will be beneath you.

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Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Crenzywilliams(m): 2:10pm On Mar 04, 2022
"suddenly o realized I was in heaven and couldn't get out of it." That part got me cracked up, lol.
Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by Enemyofpeace: 2:11pm On Mar 04, 2022
Loewe:
The number of ladies who own and use $ex toys all over the world is alarmingly high. As a guy, I can't even imagine owning one; it would be shameful.

Nowadays a lot of ladies are sex freaks and most of them cannot go a month without sexual intercourse. . .
dem plenty here on nairaland. You need to see the fingers of some nairaland babes wey no get money to buy intimacy gadgets

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