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aimmoney9:
I brought chairs for two......

Ifeoma will know soon,hope she won't cry her eyes out again, unlike Ese

Oyin just be careful oo no go cast yourself for your parents hand,see as Ebi do his own with style.

Oyin don see virgin wife but you did not tell us your daughter's name (na joke o)

Thanks for the back to back update. We appreciate you

I won hear how e take give him life to Christ

FlowerGirl040:
Ifeoma will know soon,hope she won't cry her eyes out again, unlike Ese

Oyin just be careful oo no go cast yourself for your parents hand,see as Ebi do his own with style.

Oyin don see virgin wife but you did not tell us your daughter's name (na joke o)

Thanks for the back to back update. We appreciate you

azammi:
I won hear how e take give him life to Christ

Maybe that one na till after school o

I no sure say he fit finish school .

FlowerGirl040:
Maybe that one na till after school o

How this guy no get even one STD I am confused.

azammi:
I no sure say he fit finish school .

Hmm. Let's wait and see what he got for us. I trust Oyin

Make Una buy popcorn and sprite naaa



Make una leave OP finish him story aaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

azammi:
I no sure say he fit finish school .

U no read where he said the next time he met his smally wife was during service

Life of a cultiST
It doesn't worth IT.

Oyin you go collect if u no update now.

Artzdanielsz:
Oyin you go collect if u no update now.

Abeg make my guy rest small nah.e no easy to chop all dis pussy and u still get strength to type.make we pity am small.my guy pour unpourable into many vj.i just go outside go buy glucose and ribena for am now.he's just drinking it now. Dont wori,him go update us small time.

dachisom:
U no read where he said the next time he met his smally wife was during service

Lol @ smally wife Oyin too small that time na, 18yr but him eye don over open,see girls,pikin and cultists life na. At that age,he has really experience so much in life

These guys begin use say I match my head ton... want take am kill me that day,Ifeoma was coming and they pushed her one side,they did everything they did and we all knack egede together, they asked about happenings in Enugu I gave them the scores. They called in Ifeoma and everyone was calling her our wife,she was surprised, no be these people wey dey beat this guy now now be this,that was how she became an aye caro in Lagos,she was not even aware that her boyfriend is an egede man. We partied that night, the kind respect people were according her surprised her.

Ifeoma: Why are these guys now friendly with us?

Me: I gave them one thousand, they are hungry guys.

Ifeoma: But they are the ones giving you drinks na,is there something you are not telling me?

Me: If there is anything I'll tell you, let's enjoy ourselves tonight abeg,leave all these questions.

Ifeoma: Have you thought about me coming to see you in school? Don't tell me you don't want me to come, once my supervisor approves my project topic, you will see me in Enugu.

Me: Whenever you like come,I don't have problem. At least Esther don break up with me,there is nothing to be afraid of,either I like it or not,since I will marry Ifeoma, someday she will know that I am an aye,so the sooner the better.

That night was something else for Ifeoma and I,we drank alcohol, I don teach this girl bad things o,I was smoking weed,she refused to kiss even one draw,she refused me dancing with other girls, Ifeoma jealousy na times twenty for where my own dey. We left the place by three and went to her hostel. I wanted to take advantage of her being tipsy to bleep her that night.

Ifeoma: Oyin I'm drunk, please don't bleep me in this state, make my eyes clear so I can enjoy it. The word weak my body I leave her that night sleep my own.

In the morning her roommate was telling her in ibo say me and her go don bleep ourselves tire,see as Oyin eyes dey red,you don kill am with bleep. She just looked at her and said. You dey talk nonsense. She no sabi say I don dey hear ibo well,na to speak na him remain.

Ifeoma: This one you are looking at her like that,did you understand what she said?

Me: Yes na,she said we enjoyed ourselves in the party. They were laughing at me,they did not know I was the one who was supposed to be laughing them. Come to think of it,is Ifeoma telling her roommate that me and her are bleeping always, because this is not the first time I've heard her saying we are bleeping.

Ifeoma and I agreed on when she will come to Enugu. Ese and I prayed she should get admission. Ada and I resumed our bleeping and promised to continue whenever I return.

My going to school this time will be very good, I'm going to school with almost twenty five thousand. My parents gave me 5k,my sister 4k,Ebi 2k,Ifeoma 2k,Ese 3k,her mum 8k. My flexing for school this semester go be legendary. Ese was supposed to follow me to the park, I didn't see her so I left alone with my small bag. I had only two trousers and four shirts. That was the only things in my bag.

I got to maza maza and began to drink,there were three guys sitting opposite me on the table, I told the bar guy to give them their brand,they gave them three stout,i was talking to them,but they were not saying anything, they will just smile and sometimes laugh if I say funny thing. I asked them if they take weed,if you get bring am come na,I hustle for it in the park there and we smoked, I ordered for another drinks for each of us,ad we were drinking and smoking, the bus began to blow him horn,I thought they were going to Enugu or Onitsha, buy they said they were going to port Harcourt, I left them and entered my bus,the reason I bought those guys drink I can't tell,if I see them later,I won't be able to recognise them either. I got inside the bus,before we got to toll gate our tire burst,some passengers came down for the tire to be changed, me I don high three bottles of stout and 2 rap of weed,I just dey inside they sleep, I didn't even know when the bus moved again.

We got to Ore,and some people came down to buy few things,na that time my eyes open, piss want kill me,I came down went to urinate,go inside bus back begin sleep, next thing I hear gunshots, the bus then use to have security guys with gun inside the bus for protection against thieves. As they began to shoot eye clear me,I carry my small eighteen thousand put inside the seat,hold only my bag,wear my id card,so they will know I'm a student and not a business guy going to Onitsha to buy market. The gunshots continued until everybody begin fear for their lives.They came to our bus and ask all of us to come down with our bag. There was another bus parked at our front, maybe they have robbed them or they are robbing them.

Na so all of us for inside the bus line up they come out,as you dey come out, you dey lie down dey put your face for ground and dey drop your bag.

Robbers: With thick voice, we no come for everybody, if na you be chukwunonso,just bring your bag come here,we no want kill anybody. No one answered. They will point torch on your face,search your bag,collect everything them see,as they started, that was when I remembered I had gold on my neck,too late,I no fit remove am. I dey there till they see the chukwunonso boy,collected his bag,na my life savings o,make una kuku kill me,next thing gunshot,person shout,everywhere silent, they continued to search till them reach my turn. One sat on my back,they searched my bag,they slapped my head,you no even get money self,collected everyone money or valuables,the next thing we begin hear gunshots, if you stand up you don die. like five minutes, people began to shout them follow like this,me I ran inside the bus my money was intact, make I open bag put the money inside, another money they there,fear no gree me talk or count am. I put the money inside bag,begin sympathies with people wey say them don carry everything they have worked for in life.

Me I dey happy inside me,that money inside the bag could be up to ten thousand. I don blow,this semester I go paint Enugu red.

Lwkmd....op say him go paint enugu red


Ride on bro

You always seem to be lucky in these situations. Again, I commend the courage to tell your story.

E ft be those guys for park be those criminals, dem help u put money for bag, is good to be good to anyone both strangers

It seems those guys you met at park are the robbers
They recognized you and gave you money
You don dey wet ground for yourself
Carry on man

Madt oh

Emychina:
Abeg make my guy rest small nah.e no easy to chop all dis pussy and u still get strength to type.make we pity am small.my guy pour unpourable into many vj.i just go outside go buy glucose and ribena for am now.he's just drinking it now. Dont wori,him go update us small time.

Lol make he do fast joor.

Lol everybody don wait tire

Artzdanielsz:
Lol make he do fast joor.

Op you dey try, but it be like say I go retreat from your story for a week so by the time I show u for don drop yakata.

Artzdanielsz:
Lol make he do fast joor.

i go force am out now weda he like am or not afterall he don drink d concoction wey i give am finish.

Emychina:
i go force am out now weda he like am or not afterall he don drink d concoction wey i give am finish.

I dey tells you

Why did those people not take anything from me, they collected the necklace, bangles and watch of everyone except me. I did not see the face of any of them,but i dey suspect say na those guys we dey drink together. Sharperly I removed my necklace and wristwatch and put them inside my bag,before other passengers go begin ask me silly questions,someone may remember seeing me drinking with those guys,if its truly those guys. I began to form as if they stole from me also. They shot chukwunonso, the guy was struggling with them, now him die and them still carry him money move. With tears and complaining, bus continue the journey, we moved till we got to Onitsha, those that were going to Onitsha came down, bus continued to Enugu. I came down held my bag very tight,na the highest amount I don hold cash for my life be that. I got to my hostel, lock my door,i no want hear say person know say i get that kind of money. i begin count my money. Total money in my hand was thirty two thousand,seems those guys gave me fourteen thousand. I put two thousand for pocket, make I go show men say I don come back.

Esther, I no understand her as me and I looked perfect together,everyone thought we were made together from heaven, because of pussy wey I bleep she leave me,almost two months now she has not bothered to ask of me,no wonder no guy gree talk to her. Trouble making girl, how many times I don go mend people because of her,yet she no fit forgive me because we enjoyed ourselves, why she no complain when we were bleeping, after he sweet me and her she come dey say I rape her. The thing dey pain me because I was open to her and she now knows everything about me,to the extent she know where I keep my guns. Since she don leave me now I must change my movement and where I keep my guns. Who knows she fit don begin follow Vikings and go draw my map how them go take fall me.

I flexed my guys that day,bought two crates of beer,kaluba dey. We drank and smoked like tomorrow no dey,men asked about Esther, I don't know what to tell them,I just say she's fine. Later I go enter her hostel make I see her,maybe she fit change her mind. We finished drinking, with that highness I went to see her,I hope she is at home.

Esther: So you traveled and you did not bother to tell me abi, you want use the small quarrel we had break up with me,just know say your plans no go work,because you saw am angry you just left,don't you know if I'm angry you should cuddle me.

Me: Shocked at what she was saying, is it not you that said I should not come and see you again? I just came back today,went to be with men,I say make I come say my final byes.

Esther: Bye to who? You and I are together forever either you like it or not,babe came to me and started kissing me. Chai!!! is this girl high. I was afraid, before she go say I rape her again.

Me: Stop,are you sure you want this? She began to open my shirts,this girl wants this thing true true,we began to remove our clothes, I sucked her big boobs,held her booty and bleeped her with that spirit of highness in me,I use that power bleep her,we bleeped from that afternoon till early morning, we go eat,bleep, drink juice, bleep again, that was how we continued till morning. Esther loves marathon sex. After I disvirgin her i brought out the sex demon in her.

My relationship with Esther picked up back,I don't know what made her changed her mind,but whatever it was is good for me. The only problem is she made me do things I would not have done on my own,and she knows how to manipulate me to do her will.

Less than two weeks I came back from Lagos, I am now a clap because my office has been dissolved, new head has taken over,Festus is now an elder,the guy don move higher, if I was in the HO,maybe I would have been given a new office also, but its kind of better for me,I can concentrate on my academics and Esther.

Semester dues for the semester was 500,I paid immediately, so that nobody will disturb me that semester.

I've not mentioned Victor since,he died in our second year, Vikings fall am,his brother blamed me and Festus for his death. He said we deceived his brother into joining cult. Him death pain me o. He was a nice guy,his only problem was that he was stingy and that was what killed him. He had small change, but did not want to spend the money with men,he was in his brother house when those men went there and shot him. May his soul RIP.

Oy I dey follow you for bk

Oy , how do you feel while narrating your life story.

Just reading it , I know how it makes me feel, talkless of you that experienced it all and still has the courage to share with the world..
Thank you

Semester was moving well until Esther and I went to a bar to enjoy ourselves, I didn't go with my gun. How I normally do it is when we are going out,Esther will hold the gun in her bag,so even if police or vigilante stop us on the way they won't see anything with me. That day because I slept in her hostel and we didn't go for lectures because we were bleeping, we just wanted to get small drink and get back home. Loose guarding on the highest order.

As we were drinking some guys came in (medical students) they were wearing that their white gown abi na coat.

Guys: Make una leave this place now.

Me: Say na you dey buy drink for me abi na your papa get this place. Some other guys there have already moved ahead

Guys: Guy carry your girl comot here before I go deal with you for here.

Me: I don drink finish, but I no go go,I want see wetin you fit do. I no hold pin I dey make noise.

One of them came burst bottle for my head,bottle scatter, him chook my head I use hand block am,the thing pain me, but no blood,I know if I stay there those guys go cramp me and use me shine I run with Esther. I don't know who they were,but from the way they talk I guess they are buccaneers or Vikings.

Esther: Those boys dey mad,because them plenty them dey do anyhow, call men make we go rubbish them. I went to inform Festus, he carried two b and I came to the hostel called Justin and picked my 400,guys must fall now regardless of who them be,if I fall them finish I go tell my head wetin I do. I would have died the matter on my own,but what Esther said was the fire I needed to put inside the fuel.

Justin moved to the place,came back and told us they are still there. That place is a normal place where any and everybody can sit down, so for these guys to pursue us comot there and still get mind sit there them ready for anything, me and my squad ready for them also. Festus and I match go meet them.

Festus: Una dey mad,na una get this place why una dey pursue people comot for where them dey drink? I just stood back observing, any shake by any of them I go light the person there.

Guys: Make una no vex,we just want quiet place,we no want wahala,no be as una see am we mean am. Bros make una no vex.

Festus: You know who this man be,Chairman ,na him you carry bottle wan comot blood for him body,he gave sign for the other men to show,alignment don set. Nothing much make we know who una be,we na , who una be.

Guys: We no be anything, we just want come flex.

Me: These men na ju, na him them get mind want burst bottle for my head.

Festus: Oy calm down,where una dey school? They were guys from Unizik that came to do IT at orthopedic hospital. These one don die we go office them die. We sat with them and they were buying drinks, I sent one of the b to go call Esther, Esther came, she was angry blood no dey their body. I told her to calm down. They bought drinks for us,Festus showed them gun that we came to kill all of them,but because they looked responsible that why we did not shoot them.

Me: For bursting bottle for my head five thousand, for this men wey follow me come here five thousand, for the guns wey we carry for body five thousand, I showed them mine also, make them sabi say na serious matter.

Guys: Bros please we don't have that kind of money, we will give you five thousand. See old men wey dey call small boys bros,because of gun.

Esther: Does anybody here look like beggar that you want to give five thousand, Oy why did you tell them fifteen thousand, them for pay fifty thousand for threatening me and giving me race.

Festus: Guys I like una,bring twelve thousand, as my Chairman Caro talk,we suppose bill una for this bleep up,but make una bring wetin I tell una. You can see fear from the guys,them feel say five of us hold guns,but only three of us were with guns there. That was how they gave us five thousand and promised to pay the balance later. Festus and I became friends with them. We were able to bam two of them,the others refused, but they were close to us. Doctors wey dey knack egede.

What gave those guys morale to do what they did, I still can't understand. Maybe because we looked small or because our face looked innocent, but I show them say don't judge people by their looks or appearance.

Those guys get mind sha

You cum person home...still burst bottle for him head...I kuku trust your brother

But thank God nothing other than that happened..dem later dobale for una ...

Day for baming new ju was fixed,my doctor friends I need tap them to see if I can get at least one of them to join. If I'm able to convince one of them to join,he will be able to talk to his other friends.

I had three ju I was taking to ground, gave Festus 5k to clear them,since he's an elder in the T. In the process of them collecting, a police man was noticed among them. Who carry cotty enter ground, ayes will perfect in one place,why them go dey mend ju till morning.

The guy that brought the policeman came, why you bring am come you no tell men,I go light am for here,them want use you, come set us up. police say other policemen wey be Vikings dey suffocate am for office na him make am one join,chairman and head with some lordy carry am go one side,reason with am,him continue him collecting till them bam all of them that day.


My doctor friends were happy they are now ayes,I advised them to buy guns for their protection, these ones them think say na flexing background them enter,them no sabi say na war front them dey,you can die any minute.

That police guy was really an asset to NBM,the guy use him uniform run HIT for men no be small. There was an issue with Vikings in Enugu, its the whole of Enugu city,and there are almost four different schools there,so it was the hottest war I ever experienced in Enugu.

Bags light one of my k son. I dey give these my k sons OT,but most of them see me as flexing guy,so they want to be like me,unknown to them I run science and my squad are all into serious ruggedity, so before you go catch me you go sweat. So they fall this guy,I was mourning him so I could not roll with men,I was with Esther. Michael was looking for me,I just relax for Esther hostel, she will go to school come back cook for me and bleep me. 7pm she will enter base to know how men are running things. She'll come back and give me the info,Justin was afraid of staying in the hostel, so he ran to base, so na just me and Esther. I love the morale of that girl, she believe me and herself die.

One morning,her landlord came and was calling everyone in the hostel to come out,Esther and everyone that was there came out they have been talking when I was going to the toilet,I saw one guy among the tenants, this guy dey here,I ran back inside,before him go see me. Toilet wey dey hold me leave me. Make Esther come make I ask her who be the guy. He comes to Enugu and forms a ju,when he gets to asaba he is their Ark man. Someone pointed him to us in Asaba. Esther came back from the meeting or whatever with their landlord, she say the man wan increase rent.

Me: Who be that guy wey wear sleeveless, that Jordan singlet? You sabi say that guy na bag? big bag for that matter for Asaba

Esther: You sure,him no dey behave like them.

Me: Na legit source give me the info,where him room? these night men go blow am.

Esther: You sure,make you no kill innocent person o. Fear begin catch me,make he no be like say him self don see me and they arrange him squad for me. I wear cloth,move out immediately, told Esther to meet me in the afternoon for base.

Me: Ft you sabi that guy wey Ethiopia Chairman tell us say na Ark man? If you see am you sabi am?

Festus: Wetin do am,how I no go sabi am,no be opposite us him sit down that day.

Me: The guy dey Esther hostel.

Festus: You no light am,wetin you dey wait for?

Me: I no fit light anybody there,you no sabi say that place na my hostel be that. (I now spend 80% of my time there).

Festus: No wahala men go run am,Esther go draw the map for us. where she dey?

Me: She go school, if she finish, she go come here straight.

Esther came back drew the map,tell us him room and all we need to know,we confirmed he's a Delta guy,so it must be him,Festus no fit go cos people sabi am there. police guy and one B with bike man go. They came back with result. Fall successfully, him get juju,for body,but them cramp am,so him juju no work for where axe dey. Next morning police full the hostel, searched almost all the rooms, but I've already removed the gun there when Esther was coming to base that evening.

One of the worse mistake you can make as a cultist is to think that nobody know say you belong.

Man you get mind oo

OY is getting more deep into this. Esther I dey greet you from here o

Make Ifeoma do quick come Enugu

Thanks for the updates,you are making my day