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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by patricia66g: 8:08pm On Jan 20, 2022
cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by 320olufisayo: 4:08pm On Jan 23, 2022
cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 10:40am On Jan 29, 2022
Apologies.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jan 29, 2022
Nlanalyst:
Nothing irritates me more than the silence everyone is forming here.
Like what exactly would happen if an update is dropped?
Why did Idris or whatever he is called announce the incident if he wasn't going to keep people posted.
This is pure stupidity.
Pure madness.

You know you can make your point without insulting anyone or using derogatory words. Nobody is your friend or mate here, neither are you feeding any of them or buying them data.

First of all, Edris doesn't actually owe you regular updates. He owed nobody any update, but he just wanted to let people know, so they would know why CN was absent and to include him in genuine prayers. I also want to know the situation with CN, and I've even tried reaching out to Edris via mail on a personal note. No need to call him out here and insult him for absolutely no reason. You're not the only one that cares about CN's wellbeing.

You have no idea what may be going on in Edris' life and he is allowed to be silent as long as he wants. When they have news to share, they will come and share.
The much you can do for CN since you love him so obviously, is to pray for him.

Thank you.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 4:32pm On Jan 31, 2022
brightfuture24:


You know you can make your point without insulting anyone or using derogatory words. Nobody is your friend or mate here, neither are you feeding any of them or buying them data.

First of all, Edris doesn't actually owe you regular updates. He owed nobody any update, but he just wanted to let people know, so they would know why CN was absent and to include him in genuine prayers. I also want to know the situation with CN, and I've even tried reaching out to Edris via mail on a personal note. No need to call him out here and insult him for absolutely no reason. You're not the only one that cares about CN's wellbeing.

You have no idea what may be going on in Edris' life and he is allowed to be silent as long as he wants. When they have news to share, they will come and share.
The much you can do for CN since you love him so obviously, is to pray for him.

Thank you.
Apologies to Idris. smiley

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by ayotunde59: 4:08am On Feb 04, 2022
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Xixtie(f): 8:54am On Feb 11, 2022
CNJnr has woken from coma.
Thank you Jesus.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 12:32pm On Feb 11, 2022
Xixtie:
CNJnr has woken from coma.
Thank you Jesus.
Thank you Lord!!! Blessings to the doctors.
I'm so happy.
Wishing him a speedy recovery. The family will pull through.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by RealDoctor: 8:19am On Feb 12, 2022
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 9:08am On Feb 12, 2022
Xixtie:
CNJnr has woken from coma.
Thank you Jesus.
Glory be to God.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 9:48am On Feb 12, 2022
Thank you Idris for the update.
God's perfection shall be established in their various lives and it shall be made permanent.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by peacefulhome(f): 7:38pm On Feb 12, 2022
All glory to him that deserve it. More positive update hence forth by the grace of God. Thanks for the update .

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by simplepee(f): 11:56am On Feb 13, 2022
We thank God for the new development. May we hear only good news from now.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 12:10am On Feb 14, 2022
Xixtie:
CNJnr has woken from coma.
Thank you Jesus.
Thank You Mighty Father!!!!!

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by ubong377: 10:08pm On Feb 15, 2022
cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 9:53pm On Feb 19, 2022
Viewing TemitopeJnr.


How are you?
Any news?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by fluffydec12: 10:59am On Mar 15, 2022
CN is back, alive and well..... Yipeeeee
Gloryyyyy.....Your life shall not be cut short CN, you will live long and live well IJN. I celebrate you sir

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:29am On Mar 17, 2022
fluffydec12:
CN is back, alive and well..... Yipeeeee
Gloryyyyy.....Your life shall not be cut short CN, you will live long and live well IJN. I celebrate you sir
I was going to mention you even before seeing this and the other mention. Seeing them has only further gone to prove a lot more in my head.
Thank you so much for words, prayers and everything maami.

I'm grateful forever ma.
God bless you and yours.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by fluffydec12: 9:40am On Mar 17, 2022
Collegenews:

I was going to mention you even before seeing this and the other mention. Seeing them has only further gone to prove a lot more in my head.
Thank you so much for words, prayers and everything maami.

I'm grateful forever ma.
God bless you and yours.
It is well with you sir, you are completely healed already just have FAITH, this is the time to be closer to God. Send my greetings to your wife,

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by simplepee(f): 3:18pm On Mar 21, 2022
Thank God for your lives sir CN.

May God finish the rest of the work. You will definitely walk again.

I'm so sorry for all you went through sir.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:38pm On Mar 24, 2022
simplepee:
Thank God for your lives sir CN.

May God finish the rest of the work. You will definitely walk again.

I'm so sorry for all you went through sir.
Ameeeeen Pee baby.
Thanks a lot my sister.
So good to hear from you.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by simplepee(f): 1:06pm On Apr 03, 2022
God bless you Collegenews, Maynation and others involved in the good health "aya Oba" now has. Such great news!!!

Apo yin o ni gbe. Thank you all very much kiss

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nlanalyst: 7:17pm On Apr 03, 2022
There is this how Pa Collegenews writes, I think I'm not wrong if I say I can spot his update if he writes with a different moniker.
Might be hard to really explain how he does it. He writes trying to pass a main message, then passes another sublime and important message. Make some more important notes and still stay keyed to the main intended message. Lol
Everytime I read from him, I stay alerted to expect several notes all in one body of message. Kai, it's difficult to explain.
I just can't help but smile and admire his pattern of writing and everytime I read, I just hope the update doesn't finish. grin
God bless you Bros.
Your diary is one of the reasons I still visit nairaland. No caps.
This shall pass and the healing shall be speedily. Your positive spirit is key.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by fluffydec12: 7:40pm On Apr 03, 2022
Collegenews:

I was going to mention you even before seeing this and the other mention. Seeing them has only further gone to prove a lot more in my head.
Thank you so much for words, prayers and everything maami.

I'm grateful forever ma.
God bless you and yours.
Getting to read about the success you have made so far about that AYA OBA, I was just smiling from ear to ear . But why do I have this feeling that this accident might be linked to that girls predicament! e be like say some forces be no want make that girl see for life, buh God used you to shine light on her and they wanted to come for you. Just keep praying, God pass them and they will use their mouth to confess.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 7:54pm On Apr 03, 2022
fluffydec12:

Getting to read about the success you have made so far about that AYA OBA, I was just smiling from ear to ear . But why do I have this feeling that this accident might be linked to that girls predicament! e be like say some forces be no want make that girl see for life, buh God used you to shine light on her and they wanted to come for you. Just keep praying, God pass them and they will use their mouth to confess.

grin grin grin
Chale, this is weird and funny. grin grin
May God forgive you and Dr.
grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by fluffydec12: 8:24pm On Apr 03, 2022
MZrapper:


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Chale, this is weird and funny. grin grin
May God forgive you and Dr.
grin
Kikikikiki....Am not a stupidly religious person but at times I just believe my guts... I mean no harm sha because I help and rcv help too but that should not stop Oga CN from being the good person he is because na him plenty good save am eventually. Am happy for the girls mother, that woman will never forget CN in her lifetime.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 6:39pm On Apr 04, 2022
fluffydec12:

Kikikikiki....Am not a stupidly religious person but at times I just believe my guts... I mean no harm sha because I help and rcv help too but that should not stop Oga CN from being the good person he is because na him plenty good save am eventually. Am happy for the girls mother, that woman will never forget CN in her lifetime.
Personally, I do not believe it has a thing to do with the diabolical suspicions. I believe evil (with no manipulative forces) happens everyday and all this could be a mere coincidence. What do I know tho? Especially as he almost lost his eye.
I'm not disputing anything sha, it's just weird and funny.

The boldened.
My dear, that woman has got a new god. This one plenty. Na eternal gratefulness.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by fluffydec12: 8:09pm On Apr 04, 2022
MZrapper:

Personally, I do not believe it has a thing to do with the diabolical suspicions. I believe evil (with no manipulative forces) happens everyday and all this could be a mere coincidence. What do I know tho? Especially as he almost lost his eye.
I'm not disputing anything sha, it's just weird and funny.

The boldened.
My dear, that woman has got a new god. This one plenty. Na eternal gratefulness.
New god oo my sis, no be small eternal gratefulness. I am just trying to imagine carrying pregnancy for nine months, going tru labour, carring for that child thru out your lifetime because the child is visually impaired! Na big kasala be that ooo, e choke!

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 4:54pm On Apr 05, 2022
simplepee:
God bless you Collegenews, Maynation and others involved in the good health "aya Oba" now has. Such great news!!!

Apo yin o ni gbe. Thank you all very much kiss
Amin o Jesus. Thanks so much babe.
I am sincerely grateful.

Nlanalyst:
There is this how Pa Collegenews writes, I think I'm not wrong if I say I can spot his update if he writes with a different moniker.
Might be hard to really explain how he does it. He writes trying to pass a main message, then passes another sublime and important message. Make some more important notes and still stay keyed to the main intended message. Lol
Everytime I read from him, I stay alerted to expect several notes all in one body of message. Kai, it's difficult to explain.
I just can't help but smile and admire his pattern of writing and everytime I read, I just hope the update doesn't finish. grin
God bless you Bros.
Your diary is one of the reasons I still visit nairaland. No caps.
This shall pass and the healing shall be speedily. Your positive spirit is key.
Botherman. I don't even know if to laugh.
I am not a writer tho, I don't even know I have a pattern gan. I only write what's in my head and while at it I go "saying this will make things clearer" so I dive into whatever would make my points clearer. Good to know you like it sha. I just hope I won't overdo things. Thanks maman.


fluffydec12:

Getting to read about the success you have made so far about that AYA OBA, I was just smiling from ear to ear . But why do I have this feeling that this accident might be linked to that girls predicament! e be like say some forces be no want make that girl see for life, buh God used you to shine light on her and they wanted to come for you. Just keep praying, God pass them and they will use their mouth to confess.
Haqhaqhaqhaq Fluffy.

If you ask me? It's all coincidence.
In the past four years, there is no single year I haven't been asked to pray against accident. Ayaoba wasn't even in the picture at allall then.
It's all norms.
You can't be on motion on an average of 10 hours a day and wouldn't know that the worst would happen someday, someway, somehow.
It just was unfortunate life made two unrelated events happen simultaneously.
Anyways, the simple truth is, Ayaoba sights are working perfectly good and I've never thought of the possibility of my involvement in her case being the cause of my current predicament. It just hasn't crossed my mind yet, I swear and I wouldn't do anything differently if the hands of time could be taken back.
100% serious.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Doktorr: 8:06am On Apr 06, 2022
Collegenews:





Haqhaqhaqhaq Fluffy.

If you ask me? It's all coincidence.
In the past four years, there is no single year I haven't been asked to pray against accident. Ayaoba wasn't even in the picture at allall then.
It's all norms.
You can't be on motion on an average of 10 hours a day and wouldn't know that the worst would happen someday, someway, somehow.
It just was unfortunate life made two unrelated events happen simultaneously.
Anyways, the simple truth is, Ayaoba sights are working perfectly good and I've never thought of the possibility of my involvement in her case being the cause of my current predicament. It just hasn't crossed my mind yet, I swear and I wouldn't do anything differently if the hands of time could be taken back.
100% serious.
Stupidity is when your attention gets drawn to something obvious as this and you decide to look away in your bid to appear as a saver of humanity. All to impress people you assume are reading your diary.
I don't want to assume you are this dumb, A woman married a man and they both have a daughter. This alone should tell you she knows the man more than you of all people. There is an adage people say where I'm from, a widow dares not say she knows her late husband just a little. Apparently, for the woman (in the adage) to be called a widow means her late husband had carried out every marital necessity required to call a woman a wife and for that to happen means they have both been together for some period either during courtship or marriage just before death came. Like I said it's an adage and further interpretations could be made out of it. When a widow now stupidly says she knows relatively little about her late husband means she is foolish and there was no connection in the first place. It can't even happen even in this current modern world of marriages breaking in less than weeks. A woman or man would know a reasonable couple of things about a wife or husband before he or she could be called partner.
This woman ascertained the ex husband as the reason behind her daughter's predicament and she affirmed that the husband is a witchdoctor as well. You decided to give her case a trial and from the moment on, you've been receiving warnings and I vividly could remember drawing your attention to it long before the accident happened. If you genuinely can't connect these obvious dots then I am not wrong to say you aren't as smart as I thought. Though it's easier to assume you are doing this to appear good to onlookers because a man of your caliber should see this loud and clear. Maybe I'm the one with an hyped and amplified image of your actual self in my head. Because I can't can. Wake up and smell the coffee.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:33am On Apr 06, 2022
Doktorr:

Stupidity is when your attention gets drawn to something obvious as this and you decide to look away in your bid to appear as a saver of humanity. All to impress people you assume are reading your diary.
I don't want to assume you are this dumb, A woman married a man and they both have a daughter. This alone should tell you she knows the man more than you of all people. There is an adage people say where I'm from, a widow dares not say she knows her late husband just a little. Apparently, for the woman (in the adage) to be called a widow means her late husband had carried out every marital necessity required to call a woman a wife and for that to happen means they have both been together for some period either during courtship or marriage just before death came. Like I said it's an adage and further interpretations could be made out of it. When a widow now stupidly says she knows relatively little about her late husband means she is foolish and there was no connection in the first place. It can't even happen even in this current modern world of marriages breaking in less than weeks. A woman or man would know a reasonable couple of things about a wife or husband before he or she could be called partner.
This woman ascertained the ex husband as the reason behind her daughter's predicament and she affirmed that the husband is a witchdoctor as well. You decided to give her case a trial and from the moment on, you've been receiving warnings and I vividly could remember drawing your attention to it long before the accident happened. If you genuinely can't connect these obvious dots then I am not wrong to say you aren't as smart as I thought. Though it's easier to assume you are doing this to appear good to onlookers because a man of your caliber should see this loud and clear. Maybe I'm the one with an hyped and amplified image of your actual self in my head. Because I can't can. Wake up and smell the coffee.
Firstly and most importantly Bro, you are very stupid. Like utterly and unredeemably stupid.

To each is own, you are entitled to your opinion same way every single person on earth is entitled to theirs. You don't insult people because they share a different idea from yours as an adult, I won't even expect that from a toddler. I would expect you to make your points without coming off rude. After all, I can't remember seeking for your contribution. You get? Just so you know anyways, I am one person who gives zero fücks about what anyone thinks about me let alone trying to impress. I didn't do that some 30 years ago, I won't definitely do that now.
Now do me this favor; help me assemble all the opinions you got regarding this issue and shove them straight into the ass of your family head. He is your main target because he contributed to why you were left untrained.
Now utilize this mention well, you won't get another for whatever reason unless perhaps you decide to grow. You get?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Doktorr: 7:39pm On Apr 06, 2022
Collegenews:

Firstly and most importantly Bro, you are very stupid. Like utterly and unredeemably stupid.

To each is own, you are entitled to your opinion same way every single person on earth is entitled to theirs. You don't insult people because they share a different idea from yours as an adult, I won't even expect that from a toddler. I would expect you to make your points without coming off rude. After all, I can't remember seeking for your contribution. You get? Just so you know anyways, I am one person who gives zero fücks about what anyone thinks about me let alone trying to impress. I didn't do that some 30 years ago, I won't definitely do that now.
Now do me this favor; help me assemble all the opinions you got regarding this issue and shove them straight into the ass of your family head. He is your main target because he contributed to why you were left untrained.
Now utilize this mention well, you won't get another for whatever reason unless perhaps you decide to grow. You get?
It's the way you keep asking me if I get you that's funny to me. grin
Sorry man.
Becareful still and I wish you speedy recovery.
You fit leave small thing for my account tho based on BabaBaba wey out be. grin
Besides, Buhari has announced no work no pay for us.

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