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I married a Muslim lady last month, but thins has never been rosy as i thought. We just had sex only 2 times before the fasting started. Now i am suffering no doggy sex, no food, No Blow.job. I am not a Muslim and can't be why then am i suffering for what i don't know about.

Just yesterday, I found a intimacy gadget in my wives possession, i was very disappointed Sha but i had to throw it away. After all, my wife won't be bold to confront me about such shameful topic. This morning, our dog brought this back to our door step from near by bush in my fenced compound. Worst part is that i had about 4 visitors at home.

MadamVanessa:




I love that black Love Machine in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

Prevent:
Your wife is a muslim?.

And wait! How does the dog knew the **** belong to someone in the house?

Prevent:
I never knew women love d--k this much wow!

Prevent:
Your wife is a muslim?.

And wait! How does the dog knew the **** belong to someone in the house?

MadamVanessa:




I love that black Love Machine in the dog's mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

Dorwadora:
That d.ildo is too nice to be thrown away... The dog get sense and he borrow you small for the moment.

Omicron123:
Abeg try dey respect yourself again, with your sagged body and big belle. Na your type be the reason why men on nairaland see ladies as...

SmellySperm:
If your wife's p.ussycat can accommodate that huge d.ildo, then man u must be swimming in there ( no offense)

LordIsaac:
And you were asking whether cooking for your married boss is wrong in one of your threads...like an innocent girl...thank God I didn't comment. Cos I know that a lady that goes to her bosses' kitchen rather than remain in her place of work is a.....

MadamVanessa:




I love that black dilldo in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

MadamVanessa:




I love that black dilldo in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

shaggy007:
It didn't occur to you that his penis might be big as well?

SmellySperm:
Big as that d.ildo you mean? Man! You must be a horse ( no offense)

shaggy007:
Chai ... You Neva see penis before.

I was in boarding school, and I have seen joysticks as big as a small tuber of yam.

Wahala dey o

SmellySperm:
Omor mk i manage my 3.4"inch in peace

Scientists:




Help, i am depressed, My Visiting friends are now thinking that am a gay . A word of advice