I married a Muslim lady last month, but thins has never been rosy as i thought. We just had sex only 2 times before the fasting started. Now i am suffering no doggy sex, no food, No Blow.job. I am not a Muslim and can't be why then am i suffering for what i don't know about.

Just yesterday, I found a intimacy gadget in my wives possession, i was very disappointed Sha but i had to throw it away. After all, my wife won't be bold to confront me about such shameful topic. This morning, our dog brought this back to our door step from near by bush in my fenced compound. Worst part is that i had about 4 visitors at home.

Help, i am depressed, My Visiting friends are now thinking that am a gay . A word of advice

I love that black dilldo in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

That d.ildo is too nice to be thrown away... The dog get sense and he borrow you small for the moment.

MadamVanessa:




I love that black Love Machine in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

you are a trollop?

Your wife is a muslim?.
And wait! How does the dog knew the **** belong to someone in the house?

Prevent:
Your wife is a muslim?.

And wait! How does the dog knew the **** belong to someone in the house?

He's trolling

See Love Machine

D.or.wa.do.r.a:
That d.ildo is too nice to be thrown away... The dog get sense and he borrow you small for the moment.

I never knew women love d--k this much wow!

Prevent:
I never knew women love d--k this much wow!

It's big and it's black

If your wife's p.ussycat can accommodate that huge d.ildo, then man u must be swimming in there ( no offense)

Prevent:
Your wife is a muslim?.

And wait! How does the dog knew the **** belong to someone in the house?

The dog purposely brought it back wen i had visitors. Bad dog.

Lai Mohamed

Op.. E be like say na PhD u get for lying and na same school u and Lia Mohammed attend

Abeg try dey respect yourself again, with your sagged body and big belle. Na your type be the reason why men on nairaland see ladies as...

MadamVanessa:




I love that black Love Machine in the dog's mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

Dorwadora:
That d.ildo is too nice to be thrown away... The dog get sense and he borrow you small for the moment.

And you were asking whether cooking for your married boss is wrong in one of your threads...like an innocent girl...thank God I didn't comment. Cos I know that a lady that goes to her bosses' kitchen rather than remain in her place of work is a.....

Omicron123:
Abeg try dey respect yourself again, with your sagged body and big belle. Na your type be the reason why men on nairaland see ladies as...

that her very graphic body

SmellySperm:
If your wife's p.ussycat can accommodate that huge d.ildo, then man u must be swimming in there ( no offense)

It didn't occur to you that his penis might be big as well?

The dog knows that object is important to her madam than you

LordIsaac:

And you were asking whether cooking for your married boss is wrong in one of your threads...like an innocent girl...thank God I didn't comment. Cos I know that a lady that goes to her bosses' kitchen rather than remain in her place of work is a.....

Your reasoning amuses me sir .... Unfortunately I won't entertain you with my thoughts

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MadamVanessa:




I love that black dilldo in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

I can help without you using that, 1hours 20mins I promise you that

MadamVanessa:




I love that black dilldo in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going to be nice using it on myself

to use it on your stretch mark laps, correct.

shaggy007:


It didn't occur to you that his penis might be big as well?

Big as that d.ildo you mean? Man! You must be a horse ( no offense)

This Love Machine was carved by one of the world's most famous artist.

SmellySperm:

Big as that d.ildo you mean? Man! You must be a horse ( no offense)

Chai ... You Neva see penis before.

I was in boarding school, and I have seen joysticks as big as a small tuber of yam.

Wahala dey o

shaggy007:


Chai ... You Neva see penis before.

I was in boarding school, and I have seen joysticks as big as a small tuber of yam.

Wahala dey o

Omor mk i manage my 3.4"inch in peace

SmellySperm:

Omor mk i manage my 3.4"inch in peace

Scientists:




Help, i am depressed, My Visiting friends are now thinking that am a gay . A word of advice

[quote author=Scientists post=111899349] >:
May Allah punish you severely if you are lying just to put Muslims in bad spot