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The silliest question i do frown to is,they see u back from journey and they will still ask "you done come back"?Nigerian usually asked that kin question.

Kimiso:
Some questions can also make someone feel annoyed or embarrassed in public,have never experienced silly questions before and i pray not to ever experience it so to the bloggers here share your experiences

I kinda find this a little annoying sometimes. Some, if not most of us are guilty of doing this.

Somebody will greet me either face to face or over the phone, saying GOOD MORNING.

I will reply, GOOD MORNING. The person keeps on asking, How's the morning?

For my mind, I'll feel like asking, Why the unnecessary pleasantries? Guy, I just told you, GOOD MORNING, meaning my morning is good. Abi make I change am to BAD MORNING.

MadamVanessa:



Lol


During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

I won't ask you ;

Sent a guy from my office to a diner to get some quick lunch for me. Minutes later he called me from the establishment asking if the lunch is takeaway.

MadamVanessa:



Lol


During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

MadamVanessa Nice profile pics....... lol ! Hilarious.

PastorMIsBack:
We were filling out a survey and one of the questions was:

Are your children getting younger or older?

lol ! Benjamin Button.

rickleye:
lol ! Benjamin Button.

Absolutely

You don come back?? Like WTF

seunmohmoh:
Him: Watin be your name?
Me:Oluwaseun
Him :You be yoruba?
Me:Yes.
Him:Na lie, you resemble foreigner. You sure say u be yoruba?

Me :*walks out* Mafejopami.

Babygirl... You look familiar...

Foolish question of all centuries is "what do you do with your money?"

Someone jus died o...u will hear wetin kill amlol

None

Why are you not married? A pastor asked me that, I answered that I don't know. Come hear wetin him tell me say naim cause am.
It's well sha!

Glocee:
Why are you not married? A pastor asked me that, I answered that I don't know. Come hear wetin him tell me say naim cause am.
It's well sha!

Lol... People can be nosy.

Abeg, wetin him say be the cause?

texasux:
Lol... People can be nosy.

Abeg, wetin him say be the cause?

What else if not village people!

Nigerians answer questions with asking questions.

Juliusmomoh2:
Hi

hey.

winner37:
hey.

nice meeting you. how are you

Juliusmomoh2:
nice meeting you. how are you

thanks. Am fine and ?

winner37:
thanks. Am fine and ?

Am fine. sorry to ask, you are from which state ?

Glocee:
Why are you not married? A pastor asked me that, I answered that I don't know. Come hear wetin him tell me say naim cause am.
It's well sha!

Where do you stay, so i can come to marry you, i hope you are sha not one of these liabilities. If you aren't,.then we good to go.

toujurs:
Where do you stay, so i can come to marry you, i hope you are sha not one of these liabilities. If you aren't,.then we good to go.

Hmmmm

Glocee:
Hmmmm

It's this attitude of yours, that has made you single till now. .. You will just forming ontop nothing.

toujurs:
It's this attitude of yours, that has made you single till now. .. You will just forming ontop nothing.

Thank you

Glocee:
Thank you

You have an unnecessary attitude problem. You should work on

toujurs:
You have an unnecessary attitude problem. You should work on

Hahaha ���!
Did you see me in your dream or have we met before?
Just want to know what your pain is.

Glocee:
Hahaha ���!
Did you see me in your dream or have we met before?
Just want to know what your pain is.

No body did for me easter , and secondly i want to date you

toujurs:
No body did for me easter , and secondly i want to date you

You would have said it since rather than the punches you were throwing.
Can you pedal sewing machine very well?

Glocee:
You would have said it since rather than the punches you were throwing.
Can you pedal sewing machine very well?

pedal sewing machine keh , Why do you ask?

toujurs:
pedal sewing machine keh , Why do you ask?

That is the only criteria for me to date you

Glocee:
That is the only criteria for me to date you

No be juju be that , that's a ladies work na. Is it that one i will use to take care of you ni .