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Nyne:
Don’t worry, guys too don learn am. Whenever a lady is drunk , we will take her to the mortuary too. New techniques on both sides. Cheers

Deltatoto:
it may lead to the end of the marriage if u try such with men like me.

Medianna:
Woaw.
I never knew corpses get dried up..
This is serious.
So how will one recognise the corp He/she will claim.if its dried?

Islandlady:
Lol who cares

AFONJAPIG:
If so, then he is not a drunker but frustration is pushing him around... alcoholic is a habit one can not drop just like that... instead of taking him to mortuary stop whatever nonsense u are doing as a woman that drove him away from home, give him 5m , good food and better sex and watch him turn to pastor

Justsylvia:
Hahahaha very funny, the mortuary attandant for allow am, make him stay for a whole day with the dead bodies .The wife is very smart, woman wey sabi.

Medianna:
I've not entered a mortuary before.. But I thought its cold all this while

SILVERLINES:
Inasmuch as this story if funny, but I bet this is just a joke. No mortuary attendant will admit something like this into his mortuary

People making jokes to sound real

nams77:
Abroad mortuary is cold. In Nigeria, they can't afford 24 hours refrigeration of corpses, so dey use a chemical call formaldehyde to preserve them. If you have been to a biology lab in secondary school and have seen those dead animals in jars of chemical.

Well, in a mortuary they don't dip the body in chemical but fill up the bodies with the chemicals.

Been there once or twice.
Not a place you wanna visit.

The first day I went, a ghost followed me home.

Story for another day

Not joking

blowjohn:
Ur calling her a fish?

IBenardoo:
Married Woman Takes Drunk Husband To The Mortuary To Stop Him From Drinking

A man has vowed never to drink again after his wife took him to a mortuary while he was drunk and had him sleep with the corpses.

According to @dunswortgabriel who shared the story on Twitter, his neighbor was a big drunk and after so many embarrassing experiences with him, his wife decided to teach him a lesson by taking him to the mortuary while he was unconscious.

He tweeted, “When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbour was a big drunk. Most times his wife would pick him up in bars and terraces. Her family and friends wanted her to leave him but she was hopeful that she would find a solution. She told me in confidence that at one point she was so tired that she said to herself that she must find a solution very quickly.

According to her, last Monday she went to pick him up again, but he was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, she headed to the Mortuary and negotiated with the mortuary attendants to have him sleep near the corpses, then she came back home Some hours later, the gentleman wakes up and starts screaming and begging the mortuary attendant that he is not dead.

The mortuary attendants just laughed hysterically and said: “All you corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here. Abeg, go lie down with your friends joor…” After several pleas, he was released and came home. My neighbour says that since that day, even Coca-cola or Pepsi sef, her husband doesn’t take anymore.”

https://twitter.com/DunswortGabriel/status/1502799068883558404?t=xcKdBjCl1a5l6KxBLuKvYA&s=19[/quote]Very funny

IBenardoo:
Married Woman Takes Drunk Husband To The Mortuary To Stop Him From Drinking

A man has vowed never to drink again after his wife took him to a mortuary while he was drunk and had him sleep with the corpses.

According to @dunswortgabriel who shared the story on Twitter, his neighbor was a big drunk and after so many embarrassing experiences with him, his wife decided to teach him a lesson by taking him to the mortuary while he was unconscious.

He tweeted, “When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbour was a big drunk. Most times his wife would pick him up in bars and terraces. Her family and friends wanted her to leave him but she was hopeful that she would find a solution. She told me in confidence that at one point she was so tired that she said to herself that she must find a solution very quickly.

According to her, last Monday she went to pick him up again, but he was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, she headed to the Mortuary and negotiated with the mortuary attendants to have him sleep near the corpses, then she came back home Some hours later, the gentleman wakes up and starts screaming and begging the mortuary attendant that he is not dead.

The mortuary attendants just laughed hysterically and said: “All you corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here. Abeg, go lie down with your friends joor…” After several pleas, he was released and came home. My neighbour says that since that day, even Coca-cola or Pepsi sef, her husband doesn’t take anymore.”

https://twitter.com/DunswortGabriel/status/1502799068883558404?t=xcKdBjCl1a5l6KxBLuKvYA&s=19[/quote]Baba if you a fiction writter you are good but on the other side that woman is a great solution finder. Love her moves hubby will even avoid sipping water sef

helinues:
Like husband, like wife

Venymen:
so u believe this superstory,do u know a mortuary can be sued for that,?? No mortician will try this