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Yes we get it. Everything in Nigeria is bad and all that and there are so many hilarious things we see on a daily.

But what is that one story or stories especially in politics that broke in the media whether internet, newspapers etc and you were like....

"shey my eye dey pain me abi wetin be this?" (in skit maker lasisi elenu voice)

Or

"Nigeria true true suppose dey Netflix sha WTF"

Or

"is this playing, what type of playing is this?"

Or

"Ahhh, Nigeria is truly a joke sha"


So I ask what is that political story?


So I will go first.....


When buhari was gaining momentum and was declared 2015 presidential election winner. it was at that moment I knew Nigeria might not be good again. I mean, some of us saw or read of how buhari perform in the past and how he was talking anyhow when he was out of power. So how he managed to deceive lots of people that he has changed and will turn Nigeria around still dey baffle me.

When people in politics come out and say buhari has integrity or when APC supporters try to exonerate buhari from the corruption going on in APC. I find this really surprising because all the criminals in APC that have been accuse of stealing billions are seen almost immediately going to dine with buhari in aso rock

When politicians are hale and hearty whether APC or PDP but as soon as EFCC comes for them, fainting and sickness everywhere

The kind of people that have declared to run for president. As I am typing this I even heard that INEC chairman who should be concerned about how to give us free and fair elections wants to contest too. No be juju be that?

When Minister of labour ngige said the government doesn't have money to give ASUU but he and others 100 million naira to waste. (yes because we all know he doesn't even stand a chance to win).


I will stop here. This is just a fun thread guys so drop yours let's read

That Tinubu wants to lead Nigeria

That the fool Nnamdi Kanu has been caught.
It gave well meaning Ndi-Igbo great joy.

NB: If you want to be unfortunate this Sunday afternoon, quote me!

That the suffersticated ones gave osama BinHari majority votes after a disastrous 1st tenure.
Na then I know say zoogeria no get hope.

EasternVoice:
That the fool Nnamdi Kanu has been caught.
It gave well meaning Ndi-Igbo great joy.

NB: If you want to be unfortunate this Sunday afternoon, quote me!

zombie

heniford2:
zombie

Anuofia!
Efelefu!

EasternVoice:
Anuofia!
Efelefu!

to insult u in igbo its just to upgrade you which i will not do stupid,silly,idiot

Nigerians campaigning for buhari in 2019.

It was such a show of shame .

I didn’t know how to explain it to my foreign friends

EasternVoice:
That the fool Nnamdi Kanu has been caught.
It gave well meaning Ndi-Igbo great joy.

NB: If you want to be unfortunate this Sunday afternoon, quote me!

mehn..u can’t read?

Na wa oo..

What a shame of a country

heniford2:
[s]its obvious your parents made a stupid mistake in giving birth to you,your an insult to ur generation hopeless animal son of tout, may observation is clear your suffering from hesitation in thinking, criminal, maggot [/s]

It's appalling if that is all you can come up with! Arguing with you it's a waste of time then. U r way beneath my intellectual ability, work more on your diction then we can talk.

My major problem with young IPOB sympathizers is that... THEY DO NOT REASON SMARTLY.

lightskinnigga:
mehn..u can’t read?
...

I will let this slide because u made a reasonable post to the thread afterwards.

I wept when I saw, how the Vulturegriller, Helinues and their likes defends failure.
I have never seen Supporters like those of APC. they know the truth but will behave like Lai Mohammed.
Last week Femi Adesina said we should be happy that we are still able to eat in Nigeria.
APC is wicked that was why they close the border.

EasternVoice:
It's appalling if that is all you can come up with! Arguing with you it's a waste of time then. U r way beneath my intellectual ability, work more on your diction then we can talk.

My major problem with young IPOB sympathizers is that... THEY DO NOT REASON SMARTLY.

balbalbal! Jess i was never arguing with you, never how do i argue with someone with low mentality, someone so stupid like you, Naa! Your below my level, i should educate you on the principles of life first before exposing the Realities of life.

For you everyone who disagree with government or speaks against you is IPOB dummy YOUR AN INSULT TO YOUR FATHERS TEST OF MANHOOD. I will ignore ur stupidity here because all ur egoistic juvenile idiotic asparagus aspirations ends here. Gerrout íke... Ezí!!!

Kingpin1000:
I wept when I saw, how the Vulturegriller, Helinues and their likes defends failure.
I have never seen Supporters like those of APC. they know the truth but will behave like Lai Mohammed.
Last week Femi Adesina said we should be happy that we are steal able to eat in Nigeria.
APC is wicked that was why they close the border.

If you can't cry us a lagoon, then dont expect us to take you seriously

Eish

Make una share oooooooooooo

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helinues:
If you can't cry us a lagoon, then dont expect us to take you seriously

Eish

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This thread suppose dey frontpage na

Lalasticlala

Mynd44

Omo

When Snake chop Money...



And Monkey carry money run....

I was that guy that still had a little tiny hope for Nigeria, I stood against Nigerians running away from the country because I still had faith and hope in Nigeria.
I said to myself "maybe Buhari was a mistake"...

Then I woke up to some of set of folks who foisted the disaster upon us still clamoring support for Tinubu, I lost it there...

We are truly a curse nation and bad leaders/terrible citizens are God punishment upon us.

Seriously, I regret being PATRIOTIC to this country.

After 8 years of patriotism, the people I supported abandoned me as if I had leprosy.

War everywhere
Ok things getting worst by the day and still we haven't realized that it's the same old politicians that have been rotating the Aso rock and we blindly wants to still vote for them again

De thing shock me and still de shock me till tomorrow

Anyways I stand with Peter Obi if you doubt me
go and verify

Most news on nairaland these days

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