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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Confirm4real(m): 9:25am On May 21, 2022
What else can they offer if not sex.

Meanwhile do you mind giving me her digit let me ask her some questions...

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Upworkwriter007(f): 9:25am On May 21, 2022
She's giving you sexual anxiety....That's why. Break up, wetin you dey do with that kind babe sef.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by RPG2020(m): 9:25am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?


i will help you not because of your short time girlfriend but business mind

i will send you one strong thing just rob it on your d!ck cap for one hour then wash with water the only way to thank me is bring me people
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Berezuski: 9:25am On May 21, 2022
So your relationship is all about sex that your girlfriend even threatened to unfollow you?

But how old are you?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ModelLook(m): 9:25am On May 21, 2022
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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Starz825(m): 9:26am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
She said she is giving me two days to fix ut up
You be useless idiot...
That's what your gf is telling you indirectly...
And I'm also echoing that sir .. grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by SoapQueen(f): 9:26am On May 21, 2022
Ninisun:




E be like sey na anxiety but if not so, go and start looking for a way to treat erectile dysfunction. ED is the worst a man can experience in his sexual life, check what you consume most especially sugary foods, alcohol and co.

You dey broke with ED, your case is critical...hope you are handsome, so your babe go dey manage the face.


This is what he's dealing with I guess. If you have solutions, kindly drop them.

Thanks.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Kellie069(m): 9:27am On May 21, 2022
Instead of you to look for how u go get money, u de find who u wan use sex satisfy !! U no get money, u de relationship ! If she for get belle nko?

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by sweetkev(m): 9:27am On May 21, 2022
setobaba:

I have one quick solution, go to where you can get all these local herbs drinks like Orin and water view, ask them for Cocosamba it’s sold for 250, get three and buy one energy drink mix it with it and proceed to the next round of sex 30min after drinking. Take note of my moniker so you can come with testimony tonight.



Next?
Missing concussion with energy drink? Heart attach on the way

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by johnnychuks(m): 9:27am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.
Introduce her to me let me try and confirm what you are saying!
What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Mooh247: 9:28am On May 21, 2022
Oga you are nobody's intimacy gadget jare
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by hopebacy(m): 9:28am On May 21, 2022
Oga go and treat malaria and typhoid, u fit treat internal heat join. Come back and thank me. grin grin grin grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ochyes: 9:29am On May 21, 2022
You shouldn't be fornicating!

The body of a child of God is the temple of the living God.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Profadvocate: 9:29am On May 21, 2022
I can help u

U don't need pay me anything chat me on 08028912041

Not helping u to continue in fornication oooo
But to fix ur body for ur future wife
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Spizzy1: 9:29am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

What you should do is to stop fornicating.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by NeckingNgulping(m): 9:29am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

She might be the cause.. I guess she has infected you with std..

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by successik: 9:30am On May 21, 2022
Try another toto, her own no sweet again
Don't kill youself allow her hit the road.

wink grin grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by TOPCRUISE(m): 9:30am On May 21, 2022
Fornication is now a requisite for marriage
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ola4lead(m): 9:30am On May 21, 2022
OP go and hustle, been broke is why your dick keep falling... When you're happy, you will be in the right state of mind and moreover are you happy with yourself about been broke?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by johnnychuks(m): 9:31am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.
Introduce her to me let me try and confirm what you are saying!
What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
introduce her to me let me confirm it, if what you are saying is true.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by 9zcollins(m): 9:31am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Hezmatosky: 9:31am On May 21, 2022
Mongo park discovered river Niger, na you wan rediscover river Niger again? Think bro wink
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Iseddy: 9:31am On May 21, 2022
Chill it's all happening in your brain... Anxiety to knack her brain out is not letting you think straight... Guy Dem no dey give trophy for this thing ooo... No allow any babe kill your confidence. One advise I have for you is that you focus more on becoming financial bouyant. If you get money na you go dey select d class of babe to knack.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Martaffairsbay: 9:32am On May 21, 2022
Hey brother, food, psychological effects and stress could be your major problem here. Deal with it.
Reduce sugar content, learn to eat waterlemon oftern, put lime in your tea(without sugar) and drink enough water.

I bet she will cheat on you soon, and sure you will never know. Ladies are good in concealing that in order to get max satisfaction.

Two things in women DNA - money and good sex.....
Lastly, forget fornication ask God for forgiveness and get an understanding wife.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Humblesam(m): 9:32am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Tbh ,she says i should fix it that she dont want to cheat on me
She has already cheated on you bro..
You're being abused by that ur gal friend, let her go and work on ur confidence and diet.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Watto6: 9:32am On May 21, 2022
Bro no kill yourself over person pikin o you can't satisfy those creatures https://correctnaija.com.ng
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by mardis: 9:33am On May 21, 2022
Stop furnicating they will not hear. I pray your d!ck should never rise till after marriage. You better repent now before it is too late. Let your story not go and be like that poly student own o.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by JuicyStar: 9:33am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

You had better leave the relationship and focus on something else. It’s obvious something is disturbing ur mind and u need to fix it. Or maybe na see finish no make u dey active again sexually.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by lexy2014: 9:33am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

If u say u need help according to the heading, are u saying u need someone to help u out with your lady?

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by potent5(m): 9:33am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
One of these could be responsible: 1. she is your only sex partner; 2. Over familiarization with her body; 3....
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by JoyousFurnitire(m): 9:33am On May 21, 2022
Help2020:
atleast you paid with your money,chances are youvmay not ask for a refund because it might need it in the future. But if I give it to you even if it worked for you,you may start giving excuses just because you don't have money to pay. That's the difference.
undecided
Are you sure he'll get a refund? This one no be matter of chances "you may not ask" because if na me I go ask.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Enumerator(m): 9:34am On May 21, 2022
Alaye, don't kill yourself for anygirl, break up with her before she does

SEx no be by fire by force, don't even think of going to drink any sex enhancer cuz if you die ontop pussy, same day that girl will go jump on another dick

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

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