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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by buchi2104(m): 11:17am On May 21, 2022
don't go and kill urself o
the earlier you know that you can't satisfy a woman the better for you
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Gospel2Day: 11:18am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Please i need answers

So satisfying a girl is now your worry, and not the fact that you are NOT satisfying God, your Creator.
It does not worry you that you are breaking God's law by fornication.
It does not bother you that if you die today you will spend everlasting eternity burning and roasting in the Lake of Hellish Fire.
Satan has captured you.
You need deliverance.
You need Jesus in your sinful heart.
May God restore your lost senses.
Amen.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Gospel2Day: 11:18am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Please i need answers

So satisfying a girl is now your worry, and not the fact that you are NOT satisfying God, your Creator.
It does not worry you that you are breaking God's law against fornication.
It does not bother you that if you die today you will spend everlasting eternity burning and roasting in the Lake of Hellish Fire.
Satan has captured you.
You need deliverance.
You need Jesus in your sinful heart.
May God retrieve your lost senses.
Amen.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by femiasaolu2014: 11:21am On May 21, 2022
Take Tramadol to impress her with your sexual prowess and suffer the same fate as the Polytechnic of Ibadan student.

Daz all
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by od501: 11:25am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?


I'm not understanding this generation. You having sex with someone else's daughter, and you are proud it? You are even seeking for advise to be better. Lol...Oga...if you need better sex, get married first, then you can talk about makingbit better. This generation shaa.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Blue86(m): 11:27am On May 21, 2022
Hell is real. Choose living for Jesus, you chose life. God can't be mocked. Whatever you sow you reap. Sow disobedience, reap the punishment. There is still time for you. No fornicator has his or her portion in the kingdom of heaven in Christ Jesus.
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Gospel2Day: 11:30am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Tbh ,she says i should fix it that she dont want to cheat on me

Partners in sin, travelling together to Hell fire.
Repent.
Jesus saves.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by tritt(m): 11:30am On May 21, 2022
Leave kpekus go hustle brother.



Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Germi9: 11:32am On May 21, 2022
Go snd be drinking ginger and garlic extract

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Mayorgreat23(m): 11:33am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
I dont need any artificial medicine i need home remedies

Oga calm down
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by phemmyfour: 11:36am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
stop masturbating

Get another girl....you guys ain't compatible sexually
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Njc1(m): 11:36am On May 21, 2022
grin
Aify3000:
She said she is giving me two days to fix ut up
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Truvelisback(m): 11:38am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Find solution to ur Dick. Ur Dick is dead and needs Resurrection.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Njc1(m): 11:38am On May 21, 2022
Exactly my point grin
Jajasabali:
Define relationship
Both of una just dey Bleep
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by phemmyfour: 11:39am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
What diet should i eat,and besides i do masturbate a lot
No amount of supplement or therapy will work if you still continue with the bolded
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Njc1(m): 11:39am On May 21, 2022
So both of them dey these Nairaland grin...orisirishi..
Aify3000:
I want to show her a writeup about what you posted she said she don't want to see it,she have been angry since yesterday
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Njc1(m): 11:40am On May 21, 2022
Danu danu ni o..
chatinent:
So we should advise you on how to keep having premarital sex? Ori e ti baje
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Bizsquad: 11:42am On May 21, 2022
,here is yur solutn.use it and thank me later.its not a drug.

Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by AbujaCitiBlog: 11:47am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
This is it. She is giving you marching orders! Can men do same?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by mkpurumma090(f): 11:48am On May 21, 2022
Why not kill yourself and break the relationship before she Does
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Zane2point4(m): 11:49am On May 21, 2022
[quote author=Aify3000 post=113026560]I want to show her a writeup about what you posted she said she don't want to see it,she have been angry since yesterday

Na wao, avoid sugery things, take tea without suger,avoid carbonated drinks
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Mrpreshy1: 11:49am On May 21, 2022
Stop masturbating first
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Zane2point4(m): 11:51am On May 21, 2022
Kingpin1000:

We can never be in your shoes because we are in control not the woman.
Bro I was in such a situation when I was like you ( a SIMP).
I fucking did nothing about it.
It is all about you mindset, if you are scared that you dick will fall or you will cum immediately, bro it will happen.
You don't need to take any medication, my take is that she knows your dick has subconsciously gotten tired of her pussy and you come carry fear and worriness add am.
Give her space, try Bleep another girl after like one month and pause you masturbation, you will regain your confidence.
The last girl I Bleep on Sunday wanted to blackmail me.
After going first round, I went for the second but the pussy don too dey water water, so I brought her my dick and went to the bathroom to freshing up.
Immediately I entered babe ran in with me, saying why did I stop, you have not even cum and your dick is still hard, I replied I don tire, I no wan die ontop your toto, when I tell you to give me cowgirl after 3 minutes you came down and was like you enjoy it more when am riding and you don't have strength, na me wcome get strength.
After much persuasion I just told her to hold the WC e no reach better 30 seconds I cum. Na just the mindset, my mindset then was to cum.

Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by 300whitewolves(m): 11:55am On May 21, 2022
Oga, you are not in a relationship, you are in a situation.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by DanielAlhassan(m): 11:56am On May 21, 2022
azammi:
Masturbation is one of the main problem if you can stop It then it will be alright.

Please stop fornicating and give your life to Christ.
masturbation is very hard to stop I don't think op can stop it so easily
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by DanielAlhassan(m): 11:57am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
I'm goin to stop it because its killing me already
how do you intend to stop it is not as easy as you think if you want to stop musturbating you have alot to do
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by koldej(m): 11:59am On May 21, 2022
Another man waiting to be down... Get ready guys...
My advise for u, go and drink mixture, Bleep her till life commot for both of u body when u reach heaven go and settle d case .
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by simplesearch: 11:59am On May 21, 2022
Both of you on your way to spending your eternity with devil in the lake of fire, and that does not bother both of you, rather its how to entrap yourselves the more under devil's yoke you're seeking an advice. I pity both of you and others reeling in fornication, adultery and all manner of filthiness. See your judgement below!


2 Peter 2:9
The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:
2:10
But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness, and despise government. Presumptuous are they, selfwilled, they are not afraid to speak evil of dignities.
2:14
Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
2:15
Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness; 2:17
These are wells without water, clouds that are carried with a tempest; to whom the mist of darkness is reserved for ever.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by koldej(m): 12:03pm On May 21, 2022
Kingpin1000:

We can never be in your shoes because we are in control not the woman.
Bro I was in such a situation when I was like you ( a SIMP).
I fucking did nothing about it.
It is all about you mindset, if you are scared that you dick will fall or you will cum immediately, bro it will happen.
You don't need to take any medication, my take is that she knows your dick has subconsciously gotten tired of her pussy and you come carry fear and worriness add am.
Give her space, try Bleep another girl after like one month and pause you masturbation, you will regain your confidence.
The last girl I Bleep on Sunday wanted to blackmail me.
After going first round, I went for the second but the pussy don too dey water water, so I brought her my dick and went to the bathroom to freshing up.
Immediately I entered babe ran in with me, saying why did I stop, you have not even cum and your dick is still hard, I replied I don tire, I no wan die ontop your toto, when I tell you to give me cowgirl after 3 minutes you came down and was like you enjoy it more when am riding and you don't have strength, na me wcome get strength.
After much persuasion I just told her to hold the WC e no reach better 30 seconds I cum. Na just the mindset, my mindset then was to cum.
;Dmr cummer welldone sir
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Greenbirth: 12:03pm On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
there is one perfume I bought from Ghana. Mennn that spray is too good. Just spray it around your lower corner and your thing will be like is inside fridge. You will not be tired unless you choose to and any time you want again Booooom. It wake up again.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by zakkxx: 12:03pm On May 21, 2022
My brother you are fornicating God wan set you free from a demonic woman and activity you still de talk rubbish! Oga run for your life, keep your self for your wife ooo!! Na suffer go finish oo! Sex outside marriage is 6 month of poverty if na four times already na two year of suffer, frustration.
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by MajestyM: 12:04pm On May 21, 2022
We should advise you on how to commit fornication successfully?
Oh! My generation have lost it. Very shameful thing to mention as of OLD!

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