Let's have fun.

People judge me based on my physical appearance but don't know the hidden traits/personalities I have. So here are some reasons why you shouldn't date me.

I am not the typical gf material , I won't get jealous , I won't check your phone , I won't kiss you on purpose in front of other girls to mark my territory . So if you want your girl to do these things better luck somewhere else .

I'm horrible at responding to texts. Most times I read them from my notifications and reply in my mind and then I completely forget to actually reply and the next thing I know it's been 2 years and the person has passed away.

I’m mentally 60, physically 22, and emotionally 5. I love to cry under the right circumstances.

I’m hella afraid of dogs, doesn’t matter even if it’s your pet.I can withstand a lion for once but not a dog. Reason? Lion bites, me dead at once. Dog bites, 14 injections and it hurts more

I am afraid to fall in love, not because I have been in love with a wrong person but I have seen my closest people being in that situation where they have ruined their lives.

I can cook for you but I can never share my food with you.

I am a very ambitious girl. If you're not ambitious, pls gtfo of my life.

Looks(first), brain(second) and personality(third). So if on your profile, you upload an ugly pic of yourself, your hi won't be returned. T for thanks.

If you ever break my heart, I will make sure my story and yours hit front page of Nairaland. I will portray you as the most wicked person on earth with your pictures attached.

I care more for my family and I have dreams and aspiration I'd like to fulfill before I die. If you aren’t one of the few who can respect their partner’s priorities, then sorry, we won’t be a good pair!

Sex is not a simple act of pleasure for me, it is a divine experience, an exchange of energies between two bodies weaved into each other. It is a beautiful union of the two souls. So, I will not do it just like that but only when I feel is the right time(whenpartner. married). You must be a virgin too.

I am not looking for a relationship, I want to understand more about human nature and I am in a process of getting better for my future partner.

say yours


Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun

The major reason why u should not date me is because I am an arsenal fan

I see a Boredom inspired post here. Could the rainy reason/cold weather be the cause You really need Gbola ASAP! No oofense.

RedMac:
The major reason why u should not date me is because I am an arsenal fan

The more reason why they should date you nii! Who's more faithful than an Arsenal fan?

mariahAngel:




The more reason why they should date you nii! Who's more faithful than an Arsenal fan?

Can they wait, menopause go kill them o ...

It's very clear you will visit that church in the not too distant future.. clapping to the chorus " carry me dey go.. baba carry me dey go my husband house"

This I have seen

I'm too emmosional.

The major reasons why you shouldn't date me are;

✓ I have dual personalities. Sweet, caring, gentle on one end but cold and distant on the other end. I'll make you wonder if I was ever who I protrayed to be in the first place.
✓ I never really forget. I can forgive but would never forget.

✓ I'll never quarell with my man for cheating or fight the lady, I may cry and feel hurt but what I'll do will be worst. I'll bid my time, ensure that he thinks I've forgotten the episode till he comes back home one day to an empty house without a trace of me or the children.

I'm mysterious, independent especially in emotional aspect [so don't come near me with emotions,with expectations of me carrying your Emotional baggage so better keep them to yourself ] because I don't show my feelings,careless,see this world as a playground , hold grudges hardly text or call and hardly response,need my own space and freedom.

I am too ...

Why you shouldn't date me

I too the play

I am too intelligent

I am not a regular boyfriend material

I am carefree

I hate commitment.

Uniquetani1:
I am too ...

Short and very Worwor!

RedMac:
The major reason why u should not date me is because I am an arsenal fan

That means me wey be Man United fan no get hope be that. #teamBachelor 4L

Cos I can be mean when I m hurt.
So just be a good man if you value yourself.

Vinnie2000:
Short and very Worwor!

You are? Eyah, sorry I feel for you bro

Because I may not give you my time....... I'm too Stingy to waste my time (I rather waste my money).


So the whole relationship without much settling time will be just too boring.

Regardless......love comes in the morning, it's still my night for now

Sometimes when I take my loud I trabaye

i dont have a good sence of humor

1. You can't manipulate me, something women do, automatically, instinctively, and intentionally. Instead, just ask me politely what you want, and it will surprise you that I will do it. That's why I am dating you because I love you beyond your human flaws, and will be sacrificial. So I will rather dash you 100k, than for her to use mago mago chop my 5k, spoiling your integrity. I hate feeling like a fool.

2. I will expect you to put your best, and hold you to a high degree of expectation. So if you vex say I forget your birthday or no give you better gift, you better make sure you have done the same to me. So don't hold me to standards that you don't even meet. If you vex say I get potbelly, then you better get flat one. If you vex say I broke, then you better be rich. I will mirror your standards back to you. I like equality in my relationships.

3. I can be off-putting. I realize a lot of women don't understand this about men, but I just want to be alone. Doesn't mean I hate you, not attracted, but more of a reboot. I need to cool off. In fact, for the night, sleep your own make I sleep my own. It's either Nollywood is deceiving me or that I am not made in the image of God, but I like to sleep without cuddling anyone, except the pillow maybe. All those movies lovey doveys where couples will cuddle up like sardine till the next morning is not for me. So face left, and I face right.

Is not much, I am not that difficult

Choilila:
I'm mysterious, independent especially in emotional aspect [so don't come near me with emotions,with expectations of me carrying your Emotional baggage so better keep them to yourself ] because I don't show my feelings,careless,see this world as a playground , hold grudges hardly text or call and hardly response,need my own space and freedom.

See my type.

I hope you are not me Sha!

Godfullsam:


In summary, the reason why you should not be dated is because your are 'TERRIBLY WICKED'.

Looooooool. Hahahahaha.

1. Won't give you a dime to spend on things like hair, make-up, clothes etc. You are not yet my responsibility so don't think I will take care of you in those aspect.

2. I have trust issues in the sense of sharing you with someone else, so if I suspect that, that's the end, Infact you may have a lot to do to prove that I am the only one for you.

3. Any sign of red flag and disrespect from you, the feelings of attraction I once had for you will slowly but surely begin to fade away(depends on the form of the disrespect).

4. Don't think I will always want to talk or be with you all the time cause there is a lot of things to be done. But if it's time for us, I will give you my full attention 100 percent.

5. Last but not the least, I don't believe in equality, both genders have different roles to play, so let's try and play our roles very well.

I like doing things at it's best; unless I'm uninterested about it, so I like it too when another is doing it perfectly even more than I do it. I've this crush that have this particular trait.

Neatness: I expect you to be neater than me; one stench odour from you perceived by me gonna make me lose interest from you forever no matter how good you're be it character wise and otherwise

I don't forgive

I don't like to cook

What is trabaye...caprisone me abeg

Dreadlock69:
Sometimes when I take my loud I trabaye

Divoc19:
What is trabaye...caprisone me abeg

Like when I'm high like ion understand what you are saying again

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Choilila:
I'm mysterious, independent especially in emotional aspect [so don't come near me with emotions,with expectations of me carrying your Emotional baggage so better keep them to yourself ] because I don't show my feelings,careless,see this world as a playground , hold grudges hardly text or call and hardly response,need my own space and freedom.

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Shut the fucck up.
Are you not the one spotted advertising your services in the ashawo beer parlour group?

NairaBIog:

Shut the fucck up.
Are you not the one spotted advertising your services in the ashawo beer parlour group?

Old format.
We need to terminate your from this Aquarius age, you are too dull to sail in this period.

Choilila:


Old format.
We need to terminate your from this Aquarius age, you are too dull to sail in this period.

what happened to your jeon moniker?
I fixed it