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Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Choilila:
NairaBIog:
I fixed it
Thank God you now know who you are talking to.


So you can see I'm not like the regular nlanders you play mind games with.
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by NairaBIog: 10:03am On May 24, 2022
Choilila:
Thank God you now know who you are talking to.


So you can see I'm not like the regular nlanders you play mind games with.
I still like you sha
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Choilila: 10:05am On May 24, 2022
NairaBIog:
I still like you sha
Then tell me why are you a troll! angry
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Choilila: 10:10am On May 24, 2022
ChoiliIa:
it's a long story dear cry
But you can help change me to a better person right?
Then why did you cloned this one.
NairaBIog.

Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Choilila: 10:21am On May 24, 2022
ChoiliIa:
I want to reach out to you. Is this your number? +234 901 581 5162
Don't waste your time, it's useless.
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Choilila: 10:30am On May 24, 2022
choiliIa you are not smart.
this how you cloned the moniker.
c h o i l i [ and this is capita letter I ] then a.
choiliIa

While mine is
c h o i [small letter L [l] ] i [ small letter L [l] again ] then a.

choilila
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Choilila: 10:34am On May 24, 2022
Choilila:
I'm mysterious, independent especially in emotional aspect [so don't come near me with emotions,with expectations of me carrying your Emotional baggage so better keep them to yourself ] because I don't show my feelings,careless,see this world as a playground , hold grudges hardly text or call and hardly response need my own space and freedom.
CHOILIIA READ @BOLDED.
AND STOP PLAYING AROUND, THE NUMBER YOU ARE CALLING IS SWITCHED OFF.
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Hayee(f): 10:43am On May 24, 2022
Demigod22:
Why you shouldn't date me

I too the play

I am too intelligent

I am not a regular boyfriend material

I am carefree

I hate commitment.
This is just me cheesy grin

Especially that care free and commitment part. grin grin grin
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Es350: 11:01am On May 24, 2022
I nor dey do transfer. grin
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Demigod22: 12:46pm On May 24, 2022
Hayee:
This is just me cheesy grin

Especially that care free and commitment part. grin grin grin
LoL, we are on the same train then. I spent four years in the University and my elder brother won't forgive me for not having girlfriend. Yes, of course, there was plenty of sex and girls, but I can't just imagine myself in a"serious" relationship. I am very careless about things people take serious.
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Choilila: 2:15pm On May 24, 2022
ChoiliIa:
I'll send a message or probably call in the evening.
Thanks
Mods
a popular nairaland cloner and scammer is @it again.
CHOILIIA aka the Mr Friday odeh
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by yomzy4cool(m): 2:55pm On May 24, 2022
I be dick head ... I no dey hear word , las last I too spoil grin
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by iLoveYouToo(m): 10:45am On May 29, 2022
Animegirl:
Let's have fun. kiss

People judge me based on my physical appearance but don't know the hidden traits/personalities I have. So here are some reasons why you shouldn't date me.

I am not the typical gf material , I won't get jealous , I won't check your phone , I won't kiss you on purpose in front of other girls to mark my territory . So if you want your girl to do these things better luck somewhere else .

I'm horrible at responding to texts. Most times I read them from my notifications and reply in my mind and then I completely forget to actually reply and the next thing I know it's been 2 years and the person has passed away.

I’m mentally 60, physically 22, and emotionally 5. I love to cry under the right circumstances.

I’m hella afraid of dogs, doesn’t matter even if it’s your pet.I can withstand a lion for once but not a dog. Reason? Lion bites, me dead at once. Dog bites, 14 injections and it hurts more

I am afraid to fall in love, not because I have been in love with a wrong person but I have seen my closest people being in that situation where they have ruined their lives.

I can cook for you but I can never share my food with you.

I am a very ambitious girl. If you're not ambitious, pls gtfo of my life.

Looks(first), brain(second) and personality(third). So if on your profile, you upload an ugly pic of yourself, your hi won't be returned. T for thanks.

If you ever break my heart, I will make sure my story and yours hit front page of Nairaland. I will portray you as the most wicked person on earth with your pictures attached.

I care more for my family and I have dreams and aspiration I'd like to fulfill before I die. If you aren’t one of the few who can respect their partner’s priorities, then sorry, we won’t be a good pair!

Sex is not a simple act of pleasure for me, it is a divine experience, an exchange of energies between two bodies weaved into each other. It is a beautiful union of the two souls. So, I will not do it just like that but only when I feel is the right time(whenpartner. married). You must be a virgin too.

I am not looking for a relationship, I want to understand more about human nature and I am in a process of getting better for my future partner.

say yours smiley


Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominque, seun
“…No one shouldn’t “ undecided
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Blaxie: 5:05pm On May 29, 2022
I no get joy. angry
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Streetmovement(m): 5:28pm On May 29, 2022
Wotoporiously8) speaking

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Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Maxxim: 5:29pm On May 29, 2022
Elchapo212:
It's very clear you will visit that church in the not too distant future.. clapping to the chorus " carry me dey go.. baba carry me dey go my husband house"

This I have seen
Lol
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Daughterboard(m): 7:31pm On May 29, 2022
I am every woman's nightmare. The kind of man your mama used to warn you about. I am a bad influence.
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Emmawhite91(m): 7:44am On Aug 28, 2022
Currently dont expect me to spend heaven and earth on you. Dont expect me to call you 24/7. Give me space and i will give too but that does not guarantee you to cheat on me cause i wont cheat on you. Am an explorer in the bedroom so expect to go crazy with me. And am a kid lover so expect to see me playing with kids sometimes.
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by mespusinglez(m): 9:20am On Aug 28, 2022
[quote author=pansophist post=113114840]1. You can't manipulate me, something women do, automatically, instinctively, and intentionally. Instead, just ask me politely what you want, and it will surprise you that I will do it. That's why I am dating you because I love you beyond your human flaws, and will be sacrificial. So I will rather dash you 100k, than for her to use mago mago chop my 5k, spoiling your integrity. I hate feeling like a fool.

2. I will expect you to put your best, and hold you to a high degree of expectation. So if you vex say I forget your birthday or no give you better gift, you better make sure you have done the same to me. So don't hold me to standards that you don't even meet. If you vex say I get potbelly, then you better get flat one. If you vex say I broke, then you better be rich. I will mirror your standards back to you. I like equality in my relationships.

LIKE SAY NA THE SAME MAMA BORN US O
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by Pedrokush: 9:34am On Aug 28, 2022
The main reason you shouldn't date me is because I'm extremely stingy undecided
Re: What Are The Top Reasons Why No One Shouldn't Date You. by 7buckz(m): 10:42am On Aug 28, 2022
I don't see any reason not to date me
If it were 9 months ago I would say I shouldn't be dated cus I would prefer to give drugs attention over you..but that's a thing of the past now
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