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Silentgroper:
What special attributes do they have.. Do u knw or do i have to use google

I know... But feeling really lazy tonight... Just two of the signs I mentioned are emotional like Cancer... The others are grounded and stable... My mum's a Cancer so I know...

But you said you're not the emotional type...

For this planet?... maybe you should try planet mars or Pluto?... or consider dating an angel?... [i][/i]

Silentgroper:


What?? Ur crush is jesus...

ma'am u better start asking him to carry u dey go..

My crush on nairaland

Be like you be ajebutter.

Well, No Nigerian guy has all of that features.
Majority of them are sex starved.

ukaface:
Be like you be ajebutter.

Well, No Nigerian guy has all of that features.
Majority of them are sex starved.

na God make am so.
No blame us

Twirelex:
na God make am so.
No blame us

me ke
Don't blame females that love money, Na God make am so

It's not difficult to be any of those things, hell, I see myself fitting the shoes.

But nah...make love wait

ukaface:
me ke
Don't blame females that love money, Na God make am so

make we continue this conversation for DM. I wan tell you something

BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

Talk your age and how much you'll be paying? I have a plan to relocating to Abuja in the nearest future, maybe we fit click.

donaldchidi:
I am here dear and am in Abuja...
I match all u said here so please I need ur digit

you even added please....you must be a fool

DrShomo:
Lol,...,.... can we have a chhat,... whatsapp me
Zero8zero96277290

Chat me arian

Simp

Cashio:
you even added please....you must be a fool

Lol

lasisi69:
Lol

the only time you should use the word please is if you are begging for your life or for a favour from someone...you don't beg people for contacts, to come visit, to be friends , to hang out, etc, you ask, not beg.

BoredBerry:
I know... But feeling really lazy tonight... Just two of the signs I mentioned are emotional like Cancer... The others are grounded and stable... My mum's a Cancer so I know...

But you said you're not the emotional type...

Yeah.. I hate dealing with things using emotions or sentiments. I just hate em..

what is d posibility that d cancer personality trait applies to everyone.. Read in terms of sex, we are best paired with d capricorns.. It also Says we're good in bed ... Atleast it's i relate with afterall.

Isabelle16:
My crush on nairaland

So there's a jesus on nl?

BoredBerry:
I know... But feeling really lazy tonight... Just two of the signs I mentioned are emotional like Cancer... The others are grounded and stable... My mum's a Cancer so I know...

But you said you're not the emotional type...

Maybe d female version of us are d emotional ones

Silentgroper:
Yeah.. I hate dealing with things using emotions or sentiments. I just hate em..

what is d posibility that d cancer personality trait applies to everyone.. Read in terms of sex, we are best paired with d capricorns.. It also Says we're good in bed ... Atleast it's i relate with afterall.

Lol! I'm surprised though... But other things affect your personality...

Lol! Good in bed... Well, that's not something you and I are discussing tonight... But I believe you...

My mum is a cancer... So you talk about sex and I think of her... I don't want to...

Zodiac... I don't know how really it is... But it's fun reading zodiac stories and scenarios on wattpad...

ukaface:
Be like you be ajebutter.

Well, No Nigerian guy has all of that features.
Majority of them are sex starved.

Nigerian girls should majorly take d blame for Nigerian guys being sex starved..

Silentgroper:


froshloaded, What's going on?

Good evening brother

Any update on toyosi

lasisi69:
Simp

Dad e ni simple man

BoredBerry:
Lol! I'm surprised though... But other things affect your personality...

Lol! Good in bed... Well, that's not something you and I are discussing tonight... But I believe you...

My mum is a cancer... So you talk about sex and I think of her... I don't want to...

Zodiac... I don't know how really it is... But it's fun reading zodiac stories and scenarios on wattpad...

Yeah.. Other parts like being intuitive, secretive(i'm sort of a private person), being loyal, teperamental(do not piss me off, i can go mad 4rm a 0-100 with d speed of light.. But i get calmed easily) Moody( dz practically happens to me everyday) and some others like dat.. But i knw i am nt emotional..

Lol. I def didnt bring up d sex part to use as a point of discussion with u either ... I was just saying..

Froshloaded:
Good evening brother

Any update on toyosi

Evening bro.. bro u have her wechat.. I should be asking u 4 update..

btw, ur babe here dey find bf.. How e go be na..

ukaface:
me ke
Don't blame females that love money, Na God make am so

Tah.. GOD say mke we no love material things i.e things of world .. Sex na biological things.. It's a different thing entirely.

BoredBerry:
Poetic... I checked your profile! Very interesting!

Why shouldn't I though?

I'd like to know how the story ends

Silentgroper:

So there's a jesus on nl?

Yes.My Jesus is on nl.

TsaTrinity:
Whatever you do, don't date any earth sign, especially capricorn.

What's wrong with Capricorn?

Delta edo Ph(u want guys with oil money)
Ogun osun (or the ones that did money ritual)
That’s y u no Dey find who Dey religious ,cus u can’t be rich and serve God
Wetin Satan and woman talk,we no knw
But dem Dey always drop snippet once a while

BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet. Show me this list in 10 years time.

BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

You mentioned everything you want from a man and never even said anything about yourself. What do you have to offer a man when you're just 19 years old? Shouldn't your focus be your studies?

BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

Take clay and mould him

BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

All these qualities for one MAN??

Be calming down Nne

DM me....I have just the right person for you. You will be so impressed.