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Let's know that crazy thing you noticed that made you not to go into a relationship with a girl, shortly after she accepted your advances.

BECAUSE SHE DON'T HAVE A VAGINA FOR SEX

Jeon:
BECAUSE SHE DON'T HAVE A VAGINA FOR SEX

If she could give head, no problem. I'll look for vagina elsewhere..

If she can't give head, then I am very sure that she can give leg.

Desperation.

It was meant to be just for fun but she wanted something serious.....Don't wanna waste her time.

Too possessive.. I can't talk to another girl. If she calls she listens to the background noise and if she hears a female voice. All hell is let loose.. couldn't take that shît anymore

Bahamas95:
Desperation.

It was meant to be just for fun but she wanted something serious.....Don't wanna waste her time.

I know how it feels..

I noticed she was bleaching.

Immediately I started my engine and was ready to zoom off, I perceived that foul and rugged odour from between her legs, I changed my mind and walked her out of my house but I had to rethink cause it was late so she slept over and very early she left, the annoying part was that I put water for her to bathe and she did yet the odour dey there, I come vex

Jeon:
BECAUSE SHE DON'T HAVE A VAGINA FOR SEX

You this crazy old woman

bukky1994:
Immediately I started my engine and was ready to zoom off, I perceived that foul and rugged odour from between her legs, I changed my mind and walked her out of my house but I had to rethink cause it was late so she slept over and very early she left, the annoying part was that I put water for her to bathe and she did yet the odour dey there, I come vex

Carry better money collect better thing una go say no, dey form james bond awon "I can't spend on women" na those 5k girls wey all of una dey attract

Kaiair:
You this crazy old woman

u

killmods:
Too possessive.. I can't talk to another girl. If she calls she listens to the background noise and if she hears a female voice. All hell is let loose.. couldn't take that shît anymore

Seems your ex is worse than mine and I actually thought I went thru hell

Jeon:
u

Wetin happen? How many monika wey u get sef

Kaiair:
Wetin happen? How many monika wey u get sef

I should be the one asking you.

Jeon:
I should be the one asking you.

I have no idea what you're talking about

Send me 5k

Kaiair:
I have no idea what you're talking about
Send me 5k

Comma collect, say nah juju you put for mouth.

Kaiair:
Seems your ex is worse than mine and I actually thought I went thru hell

Lol.. na God save me. There was a night I slept without light and it was hot so I sweat and the map come dey the sheets... Lol babe came to bust me next morning inspecting the sheets next thing she say na another babe squirt. See me dey explain like mumu. Next thing na fight she dashed into the kitchen grabbed a knife Omor u won try my gbesing
I had to go out till she calm down.

killmods:
Lol.. na God save me. There was a night I slept without light and it was hot so I sweat and the map come dey the sheets... Lol babe came to bust me next morning inspecting the sheets next thing she say na another babe squirt. See me dey explain like mumu. Next thing na fight she dashed into the kitchen grabbed a knife Omor u won try my gbesing
I had to go out till she calm down.

Ahhhh!!!!! Aye Le ibosi oooo

She dey share her nudes like gala, almost all the boys in my street get her nude pics and videos, and they know say na my babe oo, some times dem go dey hail me, I was such a fool when I found out I started wearing face cap and nose mask

killmods:
Lol.. na God save me. There was a night I slept without light and it was hot so I sweat and the map come dey the sheets... Lol babe came to bust me next morning inspecting the sheets next thing she say na another babe squirt. See me dey explain like mumu. Next thing na fight she dashed into the kitchen grabbed a knife Omor u won try my gbesing
I had to go out till she calm down.

E get one time we been dey fight, remain small she for stab my dog

killmods:
Lol.. na God save me. There was a night I slept without light and it was hot so I sweat and the map come dey the sheets... Lol babe came to bust me next morning inspecting the sheets next thing she say na another babe squirt. See me dey explain like mumu. Next thing na fight she dashed into the kitchen grabbed a knife Omor u won try my gbesing
I had to go out till she calm down.

That was fvckin toxic and deadly. You should be happy you ended it. No matter what, don't ever stay with a woman who made an attempt on your life.

NeckingNgulping:
That was fvckin toxic and deadly. You should be happy you ended it. No matter what, don't ever stay with a woman who made an attempt on your life.

Ahh.. see this man oo. Me when celebrate breakup like say i win small bet9ja

Kaiair:
E get one time we been dey fight, remain small she for stab my dog

Can u imagine.. so wetin concern the innocent dog inside now. Na God dey save man o

Kaiair:
Carry better money collect better thing una go say no, dey form james bond awon "I can't spend on women" na those 5k girls wey all ofey attract

no be like that bro, e get as that one take happen

fourboys:
She dey share her nudes like gala, almost all the boys in my street get her nude pics and videos, and they know say na my babe oo, some times dem go dey hail me, I was such a fool when I found out I started wearing face cap and nose mask

LMAO guy you don nearly make me almost fall down from 5storey building

fourboys:
She dey share her nudes like gala, almost all the boys in my street get her nude pics and videos, and they know say na my babe oo, some times dem go dey hail me, I was such a fool when I found out I started wearing face cap and nose mask

You got me rolling on the floor

Kaiair:
Carry better money collect better thing una go say no, dey form james bond awon "I can't spend on women" na those 5k girls wey all of una dey attract

Mr. Spender Isonu..
Personally I dey Fvck girls for free and I can boldly tell you that since almost two decades wey I start dey Fvck na only ones I dn carry girl to lash wey her pussy dey smell..
Smelly pussy no be about how much babe dey bill you or how much you dey spend or her so called maintenance level..
When I did my NYSC na that time I confirm say e get ordinary secondary School girls wey neat pass Uni girls sef..
Go figure..

fourboys:
She dey share her nudes like gala, almost all the boys in my street get her nude pics and videos, and they know say na my babe oo, some times dem go dey hail me, I was such a fool when I found out I started wearing face cap and nose mask

Your last sentence eeh..
O boy you say you started wearing face cap and face mask

Kaiair:
You this crazy old woman

learn how to control your mouth while talking to her, u dis confused man

Not a virgin.

Stop degrading women here.
Well, if you are a lady and your kpekus smells real bad, please be reminded that, it could put men at bay. Observe hygiene habits oh. For me, this could put me off oh!