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Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak: 8:05am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Hi I'll get straight to the issue. I've been abstaining from sex and masturbation for awhile now and I don't intend to engage in any sexual activities for awhile. The problem now is that anytime i am with a girl (esp the ones i find attractive) i get arouse even when I'm not thinking anything sexual. Just listening to the voice of a female gets me hard. It's affecting my relationship with my female friends. This is because I can't play, touch them with me having an embarrassing erection. These days i have been avoiding sitting behind a girl on a bike because no matter what i do my joystick will get hard and she would notice and even to alight from the bike without making my engorged instrument noticeable is another challenge . I don't give hugs to girls because I'll surely get hard .Sometimes, my girl friends will want me to see them off but I'll refuse adamantly because I can't stand up from my seat. I can't continue like this. Please my fellow men, how can i reduce this incessant erection and save myself from embarrassment 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:07am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Buy tight briefs to keep your manhood in check 5 Likes |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:12am On Jun 19, 2022 |
It's normal... You have a high sex drive? You'll get used to it... For now... Keep your distance from your female friends... So you aren't tempted and relapse... Avoid anything erotic... Also, engage yourself... A hobby... Read a book... Go out often... Listen to music... Distract yourself with your intrests... It's easy to be celibate... Just don't get bored... 7 Likes |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:13am On Jun 19, 2022 |
czarr:And he would still cum... Or they would prevent erections? |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:18am On Jun 19, 2022 |
BoredBerry:reduce the visibility of the erection. Btw at your age, why are you concerned about Dickk? 2 Likes |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:21am On Jun 19, 2022 |
if you don't have sex for a long while or masturbate to relieve it, your sex drive will be so tough to control.... it's normal and it's accumulating..... 1 Like |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by samwash(m): 8:28am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Oga Op, so like this na from your narration, so your joystick is malfunctioning abi? If I may ask how is are you? 1 Like |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:30am On Jun 19, 2022 |
czarr:19 you were already having sex... Swear you werent! |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:37am On Jun 19, 2022 |
BoredBerry:I'm a virgin. Be guided. |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak: 8:50am On Jun 19, 2022 |
samwash: Can you reframe your question sir? |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by EmzyT: 8:53am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by samwash(m): 9:06am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Idonweak: Oga nothing dey do you, you are normal & it's normal, as you age, you will understand better, nor go dey bother yourself for nothing. Moreover I wanted to ask you " how old are you ?" |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by xpiranza88: 12:19pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Bros any time u get hard in the mist of ladies gently hang the dick for your belt... the erection will be up ward and no one will notice....U can thank me later |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Autobot05: 6:18pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Say no to fornication boss Jesus is the ONLY way❤️ 1 Like |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by fikayormi(m): 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
All you need is a good fvck, Next time Boogyman is going to ashawo’s house , Follow him 1 Like |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by osemoses1234(m): 8:46pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
This op when craze last week na una de reply |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Emma2Seconds: 8:59pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Nah who make us CUM we go CUMpensate! |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Asceleb16(m): 9:08pm On Jun 19, 2022 |
Don't u have wet dreams? They ought to relieve the strong sexual urge Keep being virgin celibate sha... It's not easy but it's cool... God no go shame us #teamvirgin |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak: 6:11am On Jun 20, 2022 |
Autobot05: I'm not abstaining from sex because of religion sir. |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak: 6:12am On Jun 20, 2022 |
osemoses1234: Na me and your papa craze |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Autobot05: 2:05pm On Jun 20, 2022 |
Idonweak: Even when Jesus was still trying to get me. I did the same. I abstained with luck and the desire to Abstain. And fear too lol ( fear of becoming emotionally attached) Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️ |
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Mbhustler: 9:49pm On Jun 21, 2022 |
There is nothing wrong with you,you are perfectly ok.Just try and be wearing tight boxers,so it wont show. Then the okada own,maybe be sitting in the middle. Idonweak: 1 Like |
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