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Of all the countries in the world you chose America the word capital for gun violence and death? You are a mumu man Canada should have been your choice jare.

My brother show me way because am tired of this country called Nigeria

pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced

1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.

2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.

3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.

4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen.

Seems you are a direct descendant of King Solomon. I just started following you.

ChiefJusticeFuc:
His Israeli waka from Texas to Jew York where Americans are fleeing from in droves gave him out as a land crossing illegal migrant that started his journey into the US through Haiti or Mexico.

He survived the Cartels and the human organ traffickers but can he survive the Slave holders of the Jewnited States?

This migrant convoy has a very sinister agenda for the US.

I won't advice anyone to move to the US or Canada, UK, EU or Australia. Those regions are heavily set for a planned demolition .


If I intend to travel it is to that only nation know that will never fall under Globo Homo WEF great reset - Russia!

baba abeg enlighten me...

bluefilm:
You are so informed.

You really understood how america and the West is already programmed for destruction by the Klaus Schwab led WEF.

Russia is resisting the New World Order by any means possible.

baba get me informed biko

chaiks:
Lol. Konichiwa. I will learn. So if you don't know the language, no part time job?

Īe (No), you can't survive in Japan without learning Japanese and reading it. Speaking it is easy, but writing and reading is another beast on its own. You have to learn the kana system of writing which is divided into two, before learning the kanji which is just as terrifying as Chinese (because kanji is borrowed Chinese).

I advise you to aim for New Zealand or Australia for now, and if you still want to go to Japan, you can still learn it. I'll write about this in my diary.

Emilokoiyawon:
Of all the countries in the world you chose America the word capital for gun violence and death? You are a mumu man Canada should have been your choice jare.

Canada get him yawa too oh. But Sha America is worse

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

, please tell us how you work your way to American, give us sure link too

overdrive:
Seems you are a direct descendant of King Solomon. I just started following you.

You mean that man wey marry seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines?

Of course yes. I plan to follow my father's foot step

Thomthom:
you are a good person, and people like you are scarce..

Lol, if you like go dull yourself, I go scam you throway.

redcliff:
You are quick to ridicule your country after time when you mature and get older you will realize that
1: you miss home than anyother thing
2. You wish you could change things back home rather than in another man's land
3. You will learn fast that you are not welcomed there and you will face racism even from your fellow blacks
4. You will miss the food
5. You will get depressed, then you will know why whites commit suicide alot more even in abundance
6. You will be the one even knowing more of the happenings back home than even Nigerians at home because you wish the country was better. Not necessarily because you want to move back but because you are very concerned.
7. If you ever stumbled on this thread in the future, you will then laugh your arse out and think of how naïve you were.

Not everybody is meant to travel. Have you ever seen any country in the world that all their citizens travelled and left the country empty for a selected few?

Everything you put up here is not true.

1: Since I moved to the US, I never missed Nigeria or anyone except my parents.
2: I don’t wish I could change anything in Nigeria anymore because time waits for nobody. Enjoy your life now and stop worrying about a country you have no power to change due to corrupt politicians. Nigeria will better. So they say since I was born. We are all getting close to old age everyday
3: I feel welcome. You will only feel unwelcome if you are mixing with the wrong people
4: I eat most of the food I used to eat in Nigeria because we have African stores here. So I don’t miss the food
5: The greatest depression comes from living in a country like Nigeria. You are even depressed right now living in Nigeria but you don’t know it. You will know not until you come here.
6: I’m not part of such people. I don’t follow Nigerian news or politics more than I follow the ones in my new country
7: I’m at a point of no return to Nigeria. Why do you think this trend will matter to me? Of course it won’t

LienwaltAbel:
US that it's citizens are complaining about from now till tomorrow. The same US that is riddled with homelessness, gun violence and all sorts of rubbish. If you wan Japa better go to Finland or the Netherlands.

...abi ..he should pray to God to protect him from mass shooters...mass shooting almost happening every day in USA

pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced

1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.

2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.

3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.

4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen.

best advice so far, OP listen to this advice for your own good

Instead of me to relocate go America.. i go leave Lagos go ibadan.. America isn't for a black man abeg.. the fact that you have to walk around in fear!.. God forbid.. the fact white men with guns feel like gods.. and treat you like trash!.. the fact that you can just end up in prison for life based on substantial evidence.. God forbid

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Just trying to welcome him since we are in the same city...

Dirty minded pig!

Not everything is about s3x.[/color]

No mind the idiot

I share in your joy. America is my dream country too. By the Grace of God, I know one day my dream will come to pass too. Enjoy your stay!

You didn't tell us when you were processing the visa, how u did it .

Just suddenly u said u are in America remember nairaland is a family house

I tap from your grace boy.i am praying one day that i and my family will leave this country called Nigeria.

ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.

Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.

I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.

It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.

I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.

My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.

Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.

I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.

#GodBlessAmerica!!!

sonnie10:
Do you know sugar land?

[color=deeppink]Yes…I drive there often

It’s right next to Stafford[/color]

ObamaMessi:
!llegal entry.

Wish you could throw more light. There are different types of visa. Which did you use?

Chatflick:
Everybody is not stupid. I had the opportunity to go to the US last year but declined with my full chest. My mama wan craze. US is overrated and I'll decline a other opportunity over and over again. Rubbish country

Gbé gbogbo enu sọhun! Between you and Buhari I don't know who's a better liar.

Brexxit:


You mean the shithole US riddled with homeless people,debts ridden mo'fuckers,gun violence gangs and psychos ready to shoot you at anytime.

Let me know when you move to a sane country.

Nkasi obi ndi no na afufu.

drakeli:
Everything you put up here is not true.

1: Since I moved to the US, I never missed Nigeria or anyone except my parents.
2: I don’t wish I could change anything in Nigeria anymore because time waits for nobody. Enjoy your life now and stop worrying about a country you have no power to change due to corrupt politicians. Nigeria will better. So they say since I was born. We are all getting close to old age everyday
3: I feel welcome. You will only feel unwelcome if you are mixing with the wrong people
4: I eat most of the food I used to eat in Nigeria because we have African stores here. So I don’t miss the food
5: The greatest depression comes from living in a country like Nigeria. You are even depressed right now living in Nigeria but you don’t know it. You will know not until you come here.
6: I’m not part of such people. I don’t follow Nigerian news or politics more than I follow the ones in my new country
7: I’m at a point of no return to Nigeria. Why do you think this trend will matter to me? Of course it won’t

Your case is a rare and a lost one. Your last point confirmed it.

dragunov:
Gbé gbogbo enu sọhun! Between you and Buhari I don't know who's a better liar.

It clearly show how stupid you are.

LienwaltAbel:
Valid my arse. There are many people who haven't gone anywhere in this same America. And it seems like you all don't understand why these countries freely give out IT personnel jobs, cheaper labour. They know that Africans and Asians (Indians especially) will dash for any peanuts that they throw at us that is why they give us such jobs.

I can remember the idiot that sacked a good portion of his company and gave openings for those same jobs at a far cheaper wage, no right thinking indigene of the country will apply for such nonsensical wages, but guess who would: us.

Nordic countries are far better, if you don't like that truth; you know what to do.

All these meaningless shalaye.

You are just an hater and a rejected US Visa applicant.
You want to burst a nerve on someone's else's achievement. You are free to keep hating till it finally consumes you.

gambojimeta:
All these meaningless shalaye.

You are just an hater and a rejected US Visa applicant.
You want to burst a nerve on someone's else's achievement. You are free to keep hating till it finally consumes you.

An hater okay sir. I accept everything you have said. You can now skip off to your enclave.

Chatflick:
It clearly show how stupid you are.

LIAR!

Nobleman80:
oga let him be Switzerland that police harasses black man as if they are wedging war against black. From Zurich to laguno, Geneva, bassel to laussanne is no go area for black man unless you speak their language fluently.

Don't mind those shouting Europe. Not even understanding the language is a big set back that can delay immigrant's progress for a decade. Imagine not been able to attend college/Uni because of language barrier. Such person would have no choice than to settle for cleaning and other survival jobs because no meaningful employer in a professional settings would hire a candidate that can only speak broken german or whatever language they speak in Switzerland.

LienwaltAbel:
An hater okay sir. I accept everything you have said. You can now skip off to your enclave.

Don't worry about my enclave. Worry about your dark heart. You will be alright las las

ufotunang:
...abi ..he should pray to God to protect him from mass shooters...mass shooting almost happening every day in USA

Leave am. Imagine a country where any Tom dick and Harry can purchase weapons. What pains me is the fact that these weapons aren't restricted to pistols, you can also buy a fucking automatic.
Nothing is good about the place abeg, it's only Nigerians tripping balls. "The white man has said it and it is true" mentality.

Thebig4:
Where people are running from you are migrating to. America is overrated not what its used to be. Before you come after me i have travelled to so many european countries and i have lived in the state for years. Do what you can grab d dolls as much as you can and get out of the shit hole.

America overrated.

Lol

PericomaNwankwo:
You're 19.

You're st.upid for the bolded.

You can never become governor.
. remember this when your pride withers.

I will quote you.Make sure you are alive.