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A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Aniluvreal: 11:02am On Jun 26, 2022
I wanted attending my church today, but it has been raining cat and dog here since morning, thus spoiling my plan of going to my church as my church is a bit far from where I lived. So I decided to changed the plan and attend one new church like that in my street that is close to my house.

On getting there, I was welcome very well as that's the tradition of churches when they see a new comer. The usher gave me a seat and I happened to sat close to one beautiful lady. The lady was so beautiful, I must give it to her. Her shape, ebony skin color, her height and the little cleavage she showed, all these were on point.


It was time to sing the hymn, sadly, the hymn didn't go around, so you have to sharewith your neighbor , so I happened to share with this beautiful lady. The hymn conductor mentioned the hymn No, the lady opened it , I get close to her to see the wordings very well so I can as well sing it too.

Here comes the shocker. Immediately the Organist finished tuning the hymn, the congregation start singing, it was at this point the girl finished me with endless foul smell that oozed out of her mouth when she opened her mouth to sing, I try to bear it and pretend as nothing happened but I couldn't , so the best thing to do was for me to look elsewhere, even at that, the odour was still hitting me so hard and so badly. It got so bad that I developed stomach ache at the spot in the church immediately. The pains got so bad, that i couldn't concentrate again in the church, so I pretended as if I had a call, picked my Bible and headed straight to the door, when i got outside I exhale the breathe of freedom and headed straight to my house.


I feel pity for her, because it's obvious she's not aware that she had bad breath, and I didn't have the gut to tell her, because I feel , she'd be so embarrassed. Poor beautiful girl.


My stomach is still paining me because of what I inhaled today in church, I pray I get well soon.

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Zonefree(m): 11:03am On Jun 26, 2022
Get well soon bro.


If her mouth ooze like that, imagine how her kpekus will smell... disastrous undecided

Nigerian men are going through alot cry

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by caesymore(m): 11:05am On Jun 26, 2022
Chaiyii, OP you come pity person wey no pity your life grin grin

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Oturatetuala(m): 11:08am On Jun 26, 2022
Mouth odour? Na WA o
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Nostring: 11:08am On Jun 26, 2022
Choi... I can relate lipsrsealed
I once threw up one time sitting next to someone with gutter mouth and I think he took rum or vodka join .that combination na death sentence embarassed

saddest part na how ppl no dey know den get bad breath undecided

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Kollins11: 11:08am On Jun 26, 2022
And it could be that the said Girl you sat close to might be FERNANDEZISBACK.

That's how useless, smelling and dirty that gender could be.

Get well soon bro

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by AsomArchitectNG(m): 11:10am On Jun 26, 2022
So the mouth odour resulted in stomach pain for you. Terrible!!!

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Aniluvreal: 11:10am On Jun 26, 2022
Zonefree:
Get well soon bro.


If her mouth ooze like that, imagine how her kpekus will smell... disastrous undecided

Nigerian men are going through alot cry

I wouldn't pray for my worst enemy to find himself or herself in the position I found myself today in church.

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Zonefree(m): 11:15am On Jun 26, 2022
Aniluvreal:


I wouldn't pray for my worst enemy to find himself or herself in the position I found myself today in church.
Sorry bro. I understand your predicament.

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Offpoint1: 11:17am On Jun 26, 2022
Why not informed her?
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Aniluvreal: 11:18am On Jun 26, 2022
caesymore:
Chaiyii, OP you come pity person wey no pity your life grin grin

I don't think she's aware that her mouth smell badly.
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Aniluvreal: 11:19am On Jun 26, 2022
Offpoint1:
Why not informed her?
Do you think she would've been able to face the embarrassment.
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Theboy21: 11:20am On Jun 26, 2022
Poor pretty girl cheesy cheesy
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Offpoint1: 11:20am On Jun 26, 2022
Aniluvreal:


Do you think she would've been able to face the embarrassment.
It's not an embarrassment depending on how you passed the message.
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Baloranking(m): 11:23am On Jun 26, 2022
grin grin this op is a well known clown. But i enjoy his stories.

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Kollins11: 11:24am On Jun 26, 2022
Two nights ago, when I was about to fvck the woman that gave birth to FERNANDEZISBACK,.. the moment the woman spread her legs.. If you perceive the unpleasant foul odour that came out from that kpekus. Even till now I'm still sick and I haven't recovered from that odour

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Streetmovement(m): 11:31am On Jun 26, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

OMG grin grin grin
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Nonexisting: 11:34am On Jun 26, 2022
I have this fetish of carrying mint gum packs with me always and whenever I willingly share it to you, just know that I could no longer cope with your mouth odor.

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Aniluvreal: 11:40am On Jun 26, 2022
Kollins11:
Two nights ago, when I was about to fvck the woman that gave birth to FERNANDEZISBACK,.. the moment the woman spread her legs.. If you perceive the unpleasant foul odour that came out from that kpekus. Even till now I'm still sick and I haven't recovered from that odour

Bro is this viayolence not too much

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Ningen(m): 11:55am On Jun 26, 2022
Offpoint1:
Why not informed her?

Hey, your breath smells really bad.
Go behind the pulpit and brush your mouth.

Sure. Why not... grin

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by spice123(m): 12:08pm On Jun 26, 2022
Aniluvreal:
I wanted attending my church today, but it has been raining cat and dog here since morning, thus spoiling my plan of going to my church as my church is a bit far from where I lived. So I decided to changed the plan and attend one new church like that in my street that is close to my house.

On getting there, I was welcome very well as that's the tradition of churches when they see a new comer. The usher gave me a seat and I happened to sat close to one beautiful lady. The lady was so beautiful, I must give it to her. Her shape, ebony skin color, her height and the little cleavage she showed, all these were on point.


It was time to sing the hymn, sadly, the hymn didn't go around, so you have to sharewith your neighbor , so I happened to share with this beautiful lady. The hymn conductor mentioned the hymn No, the lady opened it , I get close to her to see the wordings very well so I can as well sing it too.

Here comes the shocker. Immediately the Organist finished tuning the hymn, the congregation start singing, it was at this point the girl finished me with endless foul smell that oozed out of her mouth when she opened her mouth to sing, I try to bear it and pretend as nothing happened but I couldn't , so the best thing to do was for me to look elsewhere, even at that, the odour was still hitting me so hard and so badly. It got so bad that I developed stomach ache at the spot in the church immediately. The pains got so bad, that i couldn't concentrate again in the church, so I pretended as if I had a call, picked my Bible and headed straight to the door, when got outside I exhale the breathe of freedom and headed straight to my house.


I feel pity for her, because it's obvious she's not aware that she had bad breath, and I didn't have the gut to tell her, because I feel , she'd be so embarrassed. Poor beautiful girl.


My stomach is still paining me because of what I inhaled today in church, I pray I get well soon.

Your written English is enough mouth odour (blunder). I can relate.
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by spice123(m): 12:10pm On Jun 26, 2022
Aniluvreal:
I wanted attending my church today, but it has been raining cat and dog here since morning, thus spoiling my plan of going to my church as my church is a bit far from where I lived. So I decided to changed the plan and attend one new church like that in my street that is close to my house.

On getting there, I was welcome very well as that's the tradition of churches when they see a new comer. The usher gave me a seat and I happened to sat close to one beautiful lady. The lady was so beautiful, I must give it to her. Her shape, ebony skin color, her height and the little cleavage she showed, all these were on point.


It was time to sing the hymn, sadly, the hymn didn't go around, so you have to sharewith your neighbor , so I happened to share with this beautiful lady. The hymn conductor mentioned the hymn No, the lady opened it , I get close to her to see the wordings very well so I can as well sing it too.

Here comes the shocker. Immediately the Organist finished tuning the hymn, the congregation start singing, it was at this point the girl finished me with endless foul smell that oozed out of her mouth when she opened her mouth to sing, I try to bear it and pretend as nothing happened but I couldn't , so the best thing to do was for me to look elsewhere, even at that, the odour was still hitting me so hard and so badly. It got so bad that I developed stomach ache at the spot in the church immediately. The pains got so bad, that i couldn't concentrate again in the church, so I pretended as if I had a call, picked my Bible and headed straight to the door, when got outside I exhale the breathe of freedom and headed straight to my house.


I feel pity for her, because it's obvious she's not aware that she had bad breath, and I didn't have the gut to tell her, because I feel , she'd be so embarrassed. Poor beautiful girl.


My stomach is still paining me because of what I inhaled today in church, I pray I get well soon.
Your written English is enough mouth odour (blunder). I can relate.

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jun 26, 2022
Aniluvreal:
I wanted attending my church today, but it has been raining cat and dog here since morning, thus spoiling my plan of going to my church as my church is a bit far from where I lived. So I decided to changed the plan and attend one new church like that in my street that is close to my house.

On getting there, I was welcome very well as that's the tradition of churches when they see a new comer. The usher gave me a seat and I happened to sat close to one beautiful lady. The lady was so beautiful, I must give it to her. Her shape, ebony skin color, her height and the little cleavage she showed, all these were on point.


It was time to sing the hymn, sadly, the hymn didn't go around, so you have to sharewith your neighbor , so I happened to share with this beautiful lady. The hymn conductor mentioned the hymn No, the lady opened it , I get close to her to see the wordings very well so I can as well sing it too.

Here comes the shocker. Immediately the Organist finished tuning the hymn, the congregation start singing, it was at this point the girl finished me with endless foul smell that oozed out of her mouth when she opened her mouth to sing, I try to bear it and pretend as nothing happened but I couldn't , so the best thing to do was for me to look elsewhere, even at that, the odour was still hitting me so hard and so badly. It got so bad that I developed stomach ache at the spot in the church immediately. The pains got so bad, that i couldn't concentrate again in the church, so I pretended as if I had a call, picked my Bible and headed straight to the door, when got outside I exhale the breathe of freedom and headed straight to my house.

I feel pity for her, because it's obvious she's not aware that she had bad breath, and I didn't have the gut to tell her, because I feel , she'd be so embarrassed. Poor beautiful girl.

My stomach is still paining me because of what I inhaled today in church, I pray I get well soon.
It could it be the special way the church adopted to welcome its new members. U are welcome!

By the way, this MOUTH ODOUR of a thing is becoming too prevalent. People need to stop licking up a lot of unhealthy things.
It's like the stuff now runs in Families too.
Once met a Lady whose parents and siblings share same trait of horrendous bad breath.
I nearly opened my umbrella right inside their apartment since I couldn't withstand the entropy.

How I wish this FACEMASK epidemic will be sustained for a longer period. Honestly, It has sandwiched terrible odours on our behalf.
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Rickmann: 12:20pm On Jun 26, 2022
Zonefree:
Get well soon bro.


If her mouth ooze like that, imagine how her kpekus will smell... disastrous undecided

Nigerian men are going through alot cry


Jesus grin
Bros this is vawulent o
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Rickmann: 12:21pm On Jun 26, 2022
Aniluvreal:
I wanted attending my church today, but it has been raining cat and dog here since morning, thus spoiling my plan of going to my church as my church is a bit far from where I lived. So I decided to changed the plan and attend one new church like that in my street that is close to my house.

On getting there, I was welcome very well as that's the tradition of churches when they see a new comer. The usher gave me a seat and I happened to sat close to one beautiful lady. The lady was so beautiful, I must give it to her. Her shape, ebony skin color, her height and the little cleavage she showed, all these were on point.


It was time to sing the hymn, sadly, the hymn didn't go around, so you have to sharewith your neighbor , so I happened to share with this beautiful lady. The hymn conductor mentioned the hymn No, the lady opened it , I get close to her to see the wordings very well so I can as well sing it too.

Here comes the shocker. Immediately the Organist finished tuning the hymn, the congregation start singing, it was at this point the girl finished me with endless foul smell that oozed out of her mouth when she opened her mouth to sing, I try to bear it and pretend as nothing happened but I couldn't , so the best thing to do was for me to look elsewhere, even at that, the odour was still hitting me so hard and so badly. It got so bad that I developed stomach ache at the spot in the church immediately. The pains got so bad, that i couldn't concentrate again in the church, so I pretended as if I had a call, picked my Bible and headed straight to the door, when got outside I exhale the breathe of freedom and headed straight to my house.


I feel pity for her, because it's obvious she's not aware that she had bad breath, and I didn't have the gut to tell her, because I feel , she'd be so embarrassed. Poor beautiful girl.


My stomach is still paining me because of what I inhaled today in church, I pray I get well soon.


I don't even know the worst one, body or mouth odour...chai!

May God help us.

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by bibianna(f): 12:24pm On Jun 26, 2022
What would be your response if they church asked you if you enjoyed the service?

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Vyzz: 12:25pm On Jun 26, 2022
cool


If the mouth stinks this bad how will the other side be...


Pls eat good food, use deodorants and body sprays...


Brush ur teeth.

Live and let live
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Aniluvreal: 12:26pm On Jun 26, 2022
spice123:
Your written English is enough mouth odour (blunder). I can relate.
You that know English, I can see you can write very well here ogrin
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Cypress042(m): 12:29pm On Jun 26, 2022
Kollins11:
Two nights ago, when I was about to fvck the woman that gave birth to FERNANDEZISBACK,.. the moment the woman spread her legs.. If you perceive the unpleasant foul odour that came out from that kpekus. Even till now I'm still sick and I haven't recovered from that odour
I bet you, you're not above 14years. Don't bother quoting me back i ain't interested kid.

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Kollins11: 12:31pm On Jun 26, 2022
Cypress042:
I bet you, you're not above 14years. Don't bother quoting me back i ain't interested kid.
Fvck You
Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Nobody: 12:32pm On Jun 26, 2022
bibianna:
What would be your response if they church asked you if you enjoyed the service?

He was nowhere to be seen naaaa.grin grin grin
He ended the service before hand!
Reason why ONLINE services should be upheld.
Make everyone keep his or her odour to themselves grin grin grin

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Re: A Lady Nearly Killed Me Today In Church With Mouth Odour by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jun 26, 2022
Vyzz:
cool


If the mouth stinks this bad how will the other side be...


Pls eat good food, use deodorants and body sprays...


Brush ur teeth.

Live and let live
Calm down such mouth odours have gone beyond teeth. U need trace such odors enter inside the body. Brushing will do less job.
Rather FLOSSING will be of help.
Tongue washing and Gargling.
Gargling will help a lot.

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