Ishilove:
Buhahahahahahaha!!!!! This is funny

Nobody forced you to pay offering. The kind of person that once I notice you're trying to squeeze me for every penny I have in the name offering, I'll lock up with my face like granite and not move from my seat.

As for travelling from Ekiti to Akure, if you're not my blood sibling then no way in God's green earth will I cross the state borders in the name of attending wedding. I'll wire my donation, buy your aso ebi and even buy you gifts but I will not travel out of my location to any part of this unsafe country for a wedding ceremony. Never


Can't even remember the last time I attended a party

chii8:
Lolzzz..... before I go any party I must chop Wella for house.

omolola100:
We all felt dejected, our town visiting still far from Akure, we have leave on time because of the security situation in the country, we don't know when food will be ready..

We all left the church in annoyance, they have cancelled the reception,. You have to take care of your guest separately.

Our drivers face is not accommodating at all, we did not allow him to finish the Baron,
His driving was reckless throughout the journey,he was driving with anger, we cautioned him, but remain adamant, we got home safely..
It was later we got to know that the husband was forced to do the wedding, none of his family members came to the wedding, the lady is a single mother.

The woman came to school on Monday , and we are all expecting her to apologise to us but to my greatest surprise, she started yelling at us that she does have any fault, she complained we should have waited for the food to get ready before leaving, she did not even say a single sorry..
She gave everybody a bigiapple, but I returned my own drinks back to her, i requested from the social committee to give me the #500 I contributed..
It's not all ocassion that we should always attend...

dgee1:
Take a look at the rubbish you typed. That she works in a school does not necessarily mean she's a teacher. And for your information: you also commited some punctuational and grammatical blunders in this your well-written rubbish. Ewu!

naija4life247:


Dad, I need to see your medical certificate of mental fitness because I don't sound mentally stable like you and mom.

pocohantas:


That is why they should have stayed at home with their kids. It was entirely useless traveling across states with innocent kids to attend the wedding of a colleague’s sister. Not even the colleague.

Sorry about your experience.

Listenverywell:


Such a regretful event lol Did you guys finally eat?

Femeto:
The rice would have been hot if you waited.

Ebenezer4141:


World richest man i hail o!!

We4all:


Olodo, why not point out the grammatical blunders so we can trash it out. Talk is cheap and you have just proven that you’re cheaper with your fish brain. If not, you would have been smart enough to understand what was written in my post. Anuohia!

JONSYN7154:
you sure say no be your wedding?

Op, I carry one corner eye dey suspect you.

Ara21:


Thank you my dear, before I go for any party I usually wake up early cook and eat very well.

We4all:


Olodo, why not point out the grammatical blunders so we can trash it out. Talk is cheap and you have just proven that you’re cheaper with your fish brain. If not, you would have been smart enough to understand what was written in my post. Anuohia!

mignone:

Hmmm ... you really don't want to know what goes on in these private establishments, schools especially.

pocohantas:


That is why they should have stayed at home with their kids. It was entirely useless traveling across states with innocent kids to attend the wedding of a colleague’s sister. Not even the colleague.

Sorry about your experience.

ChybuzzDD:


I hope you're not a teacher teaching people's innocent children, with the bullshit you wrote up there

It'll be very disappointing if you are a teacher and don't know where to put a ''full stop'' or a ''comma' in a sentence.

Please note that sentences end with ''full stops/periods'', and not ''commas''.

gloryhomemaker:
She should just return your Asoebi money.

ikpumbe:


Kpele


How are you doing now

tiswell:
all the drama cos of common ordinary simple 5h

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
Op I blame you for your predicament, me? When I don stay 1h 30m, I don find my escape root, and I dey plan how much I go give for church, if na #50, no Yahoo pastor can make it #51

080bjaked:
Sorry o but you shd eat before attending functions. Never hope on such food.

That said abeg how una do Lagos to Ekiti in 2hours?

omolola100:
Good evening Nairalanders, please don't mind my Grammer, I'm not a grammarian
One of our colleagues at work invited all members of staff to her sisters wedding in Akure..

The whole staff bought the ASO EBI which was sold 3k, and also paid 2k for the transport which was deducted from my salary.
On the wedding day, we left Ekiti around 8am and got to Akure around 10:20am, the lady welcomed us and directed us to the church venue,the program has not started when we got to the church, they are still waiting for the groom to arrive, the groom set in around after 11, and the program lasted for about 4hrs, throughout the program the pastor was just seeking for donation to build his church, the floor of the church has not been plastered likewise the buglary and Windows, the pastor was just looking for a way to empty our pocket by seeking for donation.

What surprise me most was that when it was time for the couples to receive their wedding ring, they spent about 25minute before the groom showed up, I saw people running after the man as he was looking for a way escape , immediately when the program, we expected the woman to bring our food, I was shocked when the woman said our food is still on fire, they are just preparing our food around 3:00pm, I was boiling with anger, what kind of thing is this? I only took bread and beans in before leaving the house, there is no way of feeding us.

I felt pity for the nursing among us, their kids has been exhausted and now looking like hungry lion, I don't have money on me again, I spent the last penny in paying offering.., I felt like crying that moment, but had to hold myself, I have wasted my time all the way from Ekiti..

Typing.........

officialmario:

This is a sorry case op.. your own still better, I was denied food for not buying for not buying ASO EBI.. the matter long and since then I never go party wey I no buy ASO EBi.

Ebenezer4141:


Oga professor, didn't you read from the beginning of the write-up that she is not inclined properly on writing in a more comprehensive format? ("Grammar" according to her word)

Was the information not conveyed when you read it?

If any correction(s) where needed, it should have been carried out in a responsible manner.

naija4life247:


My colleagues in my office know me very well, even if your party is next street, I will not come. There have been more than 25 weddings, naming ceremonies, burials, e.t.c. I attended none, but I bought Aso-Ebi for all of them so that they will not think it is poverty that is my problem.

We are colleagues, not friends. I know my friends. Even those that thought that they were my friends in the office, they were surprised that I did not attended their occasions. One did wedding at a big Anglican Church which is four houses from my house, I still did not attend. People should learn to separate work from friendship. While still at my current office, I did a child naming ceremony and my grandmother's community carnival like burial, I invited no single office mates. Na work I come do for office, no be friends I come make.

SimeonOTC:



guy i take God beg you, NO USE LAUGH KILL ABEGGG

Ebenezer4141:


World richest man i hail o!!

OJODEL10:
Okun oooooooooo
this kind wedding na tire me ooo if they never get money to do am why they no wait
the pastor tooo
no be by force to di elaborate wedding stop do parlour relax yourself
greeting in ekiti
okunooo ora oooo