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The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Good evening Nairalanders, please don't mind my Grammer, I'm not a grammarian One of our colleagues at work invited all members of staff to her sisters wedding in Akure.. The whole staff bought the ASO EBI which was sold 3k, and also paid 2k for the transport which was deducted from my salary. On the wedding day, we left Ekiti around 8am and got to Akure around 10:20am, the lady welcomed us and directed us to the church venue,the program has not started when we got to the church, they are still waiting for the groom to arrive, the groom set in around after 11, and the program lasted for about 4hrs, throughout the program the pastor was just seeking for donation to build his church, the floor of the church has not been plastered likewise the buglary and Windows, the pastor was just looking for a way to empty our pocket by seeking for donation. What surprise me most was that when it was time for the couples to receive their wedding ring, they spent about 25minute before the groom showed up, I saw people running after the man as he was looking for a way escape , immediately when the program, we expected the woman to bring our food, I was shocked when the woman said our food is still on fire, they are just preparing our food around 3:00pm, I was boiling with anger, what kind of thing is this? I only took bread and beans in before leaving the house, there is no way of feeding us. I felt pity for the nursing among us, their kids has been exhausted and now looking like hungry lion, I don't have money on me again, I spent the last penny in paying offering.., I felt like crying that moment, but had to hold myself, I have wasted my time all the way from Ekiti.. Typing......... 134 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by NotBeenPaid: 6:40pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
The pastor kept emotionally swindling the congregation of their money and you fell for it giving out your last penny. No be better hungry bin waya you. 314 Likes 20 Shares
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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Kosoco(m): 6:48pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
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Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by OJODEL10(m): 6:50pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Okun oooooooooo this kind wedding na tire me ooo if they never get money to do am why they no wait the pastor tooo no be by force to di elaborate wedding stop do parlour relax yourself greeting in ekiti okunooo ora oooo 73 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Ok12345(f): 7:10pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
I don laugh tire 63 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 7:13pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
We all felt dejected, our town visiting still far from Akure, we have leave on time because of the security situation in the country, we don't know when food will be ready.. We all left the church in annoyance, they have cancelled the reception,. You have to take care of your guest separately. Our drivers face is not accommodating at all, we did not allow him to finish the Baron, His driving was reckless throughout the journey,he was driving with anger, we cautioned him, but remain adamant, we got home safely.. It was later we got to know that the husband was forced to do the wedding, none of his family members came to the wedding, the lady is a single mother. The woman came to school on Monday , and we are all expecting her to apologise to us but to my greatest surprise, she started yelling at us that she does have any fault, she complained we should have waited for the food to get ready before leaving, she did not even say a single sorry.. She gave everybody a bigiapple, but I returned my own drinks back to her, i requested from the social committee to give me the #500 I contributed.. It's not all ocassion that we should always attend... 325 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by H0didon(m): 7:15pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
As long as i am in Nigeria, nothing suprises me again... As our Ancestors would say " If you no wise for 9ja, you no fit wise for anywhere". 155 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by chii8(f): 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Lolzzz..... before I go any party I must chop Wella for house. Modified: Dear Seun! Can you please, turn this liked to cash? 241 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Youngwiz71(m): 7:28pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Lol the patient dog eats the fattest bone..... Just calm down, food go soon done 52 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Duchessree(f): 7:31pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Lol This is so funny 21 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by RedChiefPriest: 7:33pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
No vex! You too for try collect your share make una go finish the cooking for house . Normal normal that person that invited you guys deserves to be whooped with strong bamboo stick Infact if na me the manager sef no go sleep We go beat each other starting from the 1st floor to the last floor. Dj! 2 cups of palmwine to cool myself Barman! Play me"the wedding party" by Desmond tutu and Eminem. 72 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
LOLs 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Mindlog: 7:59pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
"It was later we got to know that the husband was forced to do the wedding, none of his family members came to the wedding"....I doubt that marriage lasting long 43 Likes |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by omolola100(f): 8:35pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Mindlog:I'm not sure it wil last long....it looks like the man was forced, the husband put on white sneakers on the suit. 61 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by exstreve: 8:41pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Lol. Going by your story, I assume you work in a private school and she's a fellow staff. I see absolutely no reason why you had to make such journey for a person you're not so close to. Anyways, lessons learnt, but you should have collected the bigi na, lol. 118 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by ennon92(m): 8:52pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
What do you mean by they forced him? Like they put gun to his head that he must do the wedding? R.I.P Shinzo Abe 44 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by l69l: 9:52pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
omolola100: 2 Likes |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by faithfull18(f): 9:54pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
comic relief. 4 Likes |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Ishilove: 11:23pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Buhahahahahahaha!!!!! This is funny Nobody forced you to pay offering. The kind of person that once I notice you're trying to squeeze me for every penny I have in the name offering, I'll lock up with my face like granite and not move from my seat. As for travelling from Ekiti to Akure, if you're not my blood sibling then no way in God's green earth will I cross the state borders in the name of attending wedding. I'll wire my donation, buy your aso ebi and even buy you gifts but I will not travel out of my location to any part of this unsafe country for a wedding ceremony. Never Can't even remember the last time I attended a party 132 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Stargurl20(f): 11:37pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
No dey put mind for party food 45 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by sisisioge: 11:47pm On Jul 08, 2022 |
Nothing as saddening as morons throwing parties they could not afford! It is usually stressful for the stakeholders who invested time, money, emotions and other resources in them. Imagine buying aso ebi and even transporting oneself across boarders only to have the experience you had especially with the risk on the highways nowadays. Chai! Accept my sympathy...no let next time happen biko. 38 Likes |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Kingnelson9: 12:03am On Jul 09, 2022 |
How is this fake? You went there to eat and gossip but you were out to shame , too bad. 11 Likes |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Sucre6: 2:25am On Jul 09, 2022 |
Op when next you are going to an event like that, eat very well for house, I personally don't put food for mind while going to a party, I ones attended a friends wedding, spent a lot buying Asoebi, contributed more than 20k during donation at committee of friends meeting, traveled to a different state for the event, paid my transport and lodged, after every every, food finish for reception, e no reach me I vex commot there go back to my hotel room, ordered for food, eat and use night bus begin go back Abuja very horrible experience, after that day, I first of all chop belle full for the house before I commot go any event 83 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Fiscus105(m): 3:00am On Jul 09, 2022 |
omolola100: Fake human being narrating fake story of fake marriage. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Fiscus105(m): 3:06am On Jul 09, 2022 |
Mindlog: To prove that it's fake story, if they forced him to marry her, they would know that he was doing their bidding, hence they would rally round and come to his wedding and not abandoned him. |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Mindlog: 3:58am On Jul 09, 2022 |
Fiscus105: I am not the creator of this thread. 2 Likes |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by ChybuzzDD(m): 4:43am On Jul 09, 2022 |
omolola100: I hope you're not a teacher teaching people's innocent children, with the bullshit you wrote up there It'll be very disappointing if you are a teacher and don't know where to put a ''full stop'' or a ''comma' in a sentence. Please note that sentences end with ''full stops/periods'', and not ''commas''. 29 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by dmk23: 5:11am On Jul 09, 2022 |
omolola100: Why remove party money from your salary? It shouldn't be so, na by force to go party? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by sharpwriter(m): 8:53am On Jul 09, 2022 |
omolola100:Hahahahahahaha..... Nnkan ń bẹ ó.. Both the lady and the guy dey mad. You no even thank God say you chop beans and bread comot house, if not you go see wheen. 1 Like |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by sharpwriter(m): 9:10am On Jul 09, 2022 |
chii8: You are in the spirit. My own small church love feast don teach me lesson many years ago. Imagine a love feast in not so big church and some youths were not served. #poorplanning Food dey but the servers (female choir and co workers) were busy serving themselves and church elders and elderly members instead of allowing food to go round by serving from row to row. Till today I never believed I couldn't eat that jollof rice that day. It was during xmas/new year or so. My younger brother was wiser, he don chop jollof wey our mama cook before him leave house. Me relied on the sweet mouth of the pastor since the previous week say everyone go chop tire not knowing I was fooling myself. These pastors na Pounded Yam dem chop sef. That their jollof get salad with cream and I no taste am, Chai! The thing be say some of us wey regret na adult youth and young youths wey cool wey no dey forward and wey no be church workers, we just believe say dem plan well, so we no hustle for the food that day. And I didn't expect we'd be hustling for food in a not so big church. I get one malt but in decency, I had to pass it across to the first person in the row in expectation that it will be served round, alas! I miscalculated. As the server dey serve, na so dem go call am comot, serving don end be dat. In short, na two buttermint sweet reach me wey I carry comot for the church that Sunday. My younger brother just dey laf me I was seething with anger and disappointment with red eyes. Na my mama jollof I come back come eat Since that day, any occasion I wan go, church or wedding or funeral ceremony, I must chop something before I comot house. We too dey self centered in this part of the world. I still dey vex o even as I'm typing and anytime I remember that day 72 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by cayorday89(m): 9:13am On Jul 09, 2022 |
chii8:For the kind of party narrated above, you will still be wrong unless you overchop and still carry extra to go along. We no go go party wey go frustrate us. 4 Likes |
Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by sharpwriter(m): 9:17am On Jul 09, 2022 |
Youngwiz71:Na lie, not for naija. If you patient here for this country , especially when you come spiritualize am say you dey hear from God, you go suffer, you go hear wheen you go look up the sky look for help you fit no see any. The best thing wey God give you wey go prevent you from suffering, na to start using your brain if not you are OYO. 8 Likes 1 Share |
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