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Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op):
I dont even know this kinda simping level exists... because you don't want a babe to leave you...you are telling her you understand her cheating and hoeing behaviour.....baba even said she should use condóm with whoever shes sleeping with...


This kinda behavior is why we keep telling guys here to stop simping in the name of being caring, respectful, patient or understanding to any woman they are romantically involved with

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Redpill is not hating women...its all about not being stupìd like this nigga...

Being a simp is being stupíd..
No one should be stupid...
It's not fair to men, women, and humanity altogether...

Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op): 8:04pm On Jul 16, 2022

Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Zonefree(m):
Tinubu will have my vote if only he promise to declare SIMPs as terrorists!
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by postbmd: 8:10pm On Jul 16, 2022
Stupidity
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Jack005(m): 8:11pm On Jul 16, 2022
Omo! The guy involved here is in a sorry case.. The more I read this chat, the more I get pissed.. Like, what is this? Begging a girl who is already cheating on you? Chai!... This is chronic simping!
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by RedChiefPriest: 8:14pm On Jul 16, 2022
Well it is his life and definitely his choice grin

Dj! Sample me 2 kegs of palmwine, 200kolanuts,50 Alligator pepper and 1 white Calabash with Bible to deliver this Man from the Spirit that wants him to die young
Barman! Play me "Let them learn the hard way" by Nelson Mandela and Korede Bello.

Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op):
Zonefree:
Tinubu will only have my vote if only he promise to declare SIMPs as terrorists!
Simps should be declared terrorist..huh

Lol.....comrade ...you took the vawulence to another level

May your vawulence days be long

Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Stallionhorse: 8:19pm On Jul 16, 2022
Thank God I took the oat never to be a simpsimpnaty again.. Just imagine this girl I've been chasing for like 3 weeks now.. This week Tuesday I told her that if she has no feeling for me she should let me know.. She said she has no feeling for me.. I told her okay and wish her all the best.. The next day she messaged me on WhatsApp I blocked her, she called me I blacklisted her calls.. Through out this week she comes back to see me with different girls outside my gate.. Today she was telling my friend that I'm not patient that I never loved her.. Blah blah blah.. Today she passed me and greeted me I didn't even answer her.. Lol.. She think say I be the kinda guy wey dey beg girl!! I shock her..
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Stallionhorse: 8:24pm On Jul 16, 2022
Jack005:
Omo! The guy involved here is in a sorry case.. The more I read this chat, the more I get pissed.. Like, what is this? Begging a girl who is already cheating on you? Chai!... This is chronic simping!
the guy is a lunatic.. There was a gurl i was dating.. I invited her to my house nah jeep drop am for my gate.. I acted like I didnt see.. After going my 3 rounds I started asking her who the guy was she said her ex.. That she is just coming from his house.. Omo!! I threw this Girl out of my house 3am in the morning.. Told her to call omo jeep to come and pick her.. This one is here tolerating a cheating girl.. Even begging her to use protection.. When he should he calling his baba and asking which body parts he needs to use for money rituals..
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Cypress042: 8:27pm On Jul 16, 2022
All simps should leave Nigeria, this is not a good a place for them at all cheesy
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Pussyassasin(m): 8:28pm On Jul 16, 2022
Simping is one of the worst sins a man can commit.
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Jack005(m): 8:29pm On Jul 16, 2022
Stallionhorse:
the guy is a lunatic.. There was a gurl i was dating.. I invited her to my house nah jeep drop am for my gate.. I acted like I didnt see.. After going my 3 rounds I started asking her who the guy was she said her ex.. That she is just coming from his house.. Omo!! I threw this Girl out of my house 3am in the morning.. Told her to call omo jeep to come and pick her.. This one is here tolerating a cheating girl.. Even begging her to use protection.. When he should he calling his baba and asking which body parts he needs to use for money rituals..
Hahaha. That was too harsh now..throwing her out by 3am was too risky for her.. You for just continue drilling the loosed Pu.usy since she no be your legit babe.
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op): 8:33pm On Jul 16, 2022
Jack005:
Hahaha. That was too harsh now..throwing her out by 3am was too risky for her.. You for just continue drilling the loosed Pu.usy since she no be your legit babe.
That's wrtting letter to HIV or herpes....if you visit FMC ..you go shock... see fine babes collecting Antiretrovirals....
People that sleep around should be a no go area...its not safe being around such people...
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Jack005(m): 8:36pm On Jul 16, 2022
advanceDNA:
That's wrtting letter to HIV or herpes....if you visit FMC ..you go shock... see fine babes collecting Antiretrovirals....
People that sleep around should be a no go area...its not safe being around such people...
yeah. Condoms can guard, unless in cases when it breaks. I think it can also be doubled to be on the safer side grin
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op): 8:38pm On Jul 16, 2022
Jack005:
yeah. Condoms can guard, unless in cases when it breaks. I think it can also be doubled to be on the safer side grin
Una dey chop pvssy dey use condóm.... okay oooo
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Jack005(m): 8:44pm On Jul 16, 2022
advanceDNA:
Una dey chop pvssy dey use condóm.... okay oooo
Omo!! If you no use condom na suicide mission.. Wetin these daughters of eve get for body, if e enter you, you go think say na spiritual problem.. Las Las, like you said earlier, no be every tot.o man suppose dey chop, and if possible reduce sex.. Them no dey give award plus na the sex they make these bleeding genders feel entitled.
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by cactusJack(m): 8:49pm On Jul 16, 2022
Kayamata
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Candidlady: 8:49pm On Jul 16, 2022
Just imagine comments undecided


Too many kids


Old men acting like kids

•••when you are higher than your idols who do you look up to•••• what a pity cry
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Gofwane(m): 8:53pm On Jul 16, 2022
Sometimes, it's not about simping. It's about achieving your cum. Play the fool to achieve your desires so long as you don't waste resources
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jul 16, 2022
Zonefree:
Tinubu will only have my vote if only he promise to declare SIMPs as terrorists!
yes sir good evening sir
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by FatherBona: 8:59pm On Jul 16, 2022
cactusJack:
Kayamata
E fit be o grin

Normal man go dey mumu like dat??

D guy head correct so ?? grin grin grin
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by FatherBona: 9:00pm On Jul 16, 2022
Candidlady:
Just imagine comments undecided


Too many kids


Old men acting like kids

•••when you are higher than your idols who do you look up to•••• what a pity cry
Can someone knock this girl for me undecided
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jul 16, 2022
RedChiefPriest:
Well it is his life and definitely his choice grin

Dj! Sample me 2 kegs of palmwine, 200kolanuts,50 Alligator pepper and 1 white Calabash with Bible to deliver this Man from the Spirit that wants him to die young
Barman! Play me "Let them learn the hard way" by Nelson Mandela and Korede Bello.
chief are you sure you can deliver him?
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jul 16, 2022
Now this is weird
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by nickyj19: 9:04pm On Jul 16, 2022
to be sincerely speaking in my humble opinion without being sentimental, and of course without offending anyone who think different from my own opinion, but rather looking into this serious matter without perspective distinction and without condemning anyone's point of view. I honestly think and believe that I don't have anything to say .



thank you undecided
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by advanceDNA(op):
FatherBona:
Can someone knock this girl for me undecided
Leave woman jare...
They love simps because the behaviour of such men gives them all the leverage...
but I love women...they know simping is bad....
That's why they will advice their brothers, cousins, against simping but want another woman's son to simp over them....

women are naturally redpilled ...its amazing...
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Dliquidmetal(m): 9:23pm On Jul 16, 2022
Me i love simps o,I enjoy watching them and also they are needed in the ecosystem
Na before I dey pity them but now I just leverage on the fact that there are an abundance of Simpsons,life is good! grin
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Nyascobar1414: 10:11pm On Jul 16, 2022
Zonefree:
Tinubu will only have my vote if only he promise to declare SIMPs as terrorists!
Guy go join comedy, cos you funyy d!e...
Lmaoo
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Nyascobar1414: 10:17pm On Jul 16, 2022
Some how I dey fear say if all guys turn redpilled.. Omo its gonna be a very tough environment.
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by PerfectStranger(m): 10:29pm On Jul 16, 2022
All simps should be locked up in the zoo with animals. Apparently they both have something in common
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Savedday: 10:59pm On Jul 16, 2022
9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

They are nothing but useless. All of them...
Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by SPAMBOX7: 10:59pm On Jul 16, 2022
Jack005:
Omo! The guy involved here is in a sorry case.. The more I read this chat, the more I get pissed.. Like, what is this? Begging a girl who is already cheating on you? Chai!... This is chronic simping!
I wasn't pissed. Instead I was happy. We need more simps like this in our society. If they are too many woke men redpill no go sweet again. Shiit will be saturated so let simps multiply cheesy
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