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| Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ReluctantAdult(op): 5:45pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
So I had this pretty young woman over at my place for the weekend and was looking forward to some amorous fun and endless shagging, but all that anticipation, arousal and excitement vanished when she pooped twice within an hour after arriving my place. First shit was when she arrived and second, when we were done eating. It really turned me off. I mean, she was all pretty, young, smelled nice, curves on point, but....all that got ruined when she pooped Couldn't bring myself to shag her. This is why I don't let women sleep over at my apartment so they don't do all that private stuff next morning. This one just be doing it daytime. Totally disappointing. I know, number two is a necessary bodily function and that's totally okay but all I'm saying is, it kills my arousal for a woman and I'd just sisterzone her. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Frales6(f): 5:53pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
You sef get your own wahala 4 body 27 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by blaquebelle: 5:53pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Do you plan to ever get married? Or your wife will be pooping next door 33 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Nobody: 5:56pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
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| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by MMWandali: 5:56pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Abi one day you go marry? 2 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ReluctantAdult(op): 5:58pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
blaquebelle:Not planning to get married but if I ever cohabit with a woman, she'd have her own room to herself and her business, and only meet me when she's all primmed and trimmed. 10 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ReluctantAdult(op): 5:59pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Frales6:No be my fault. Na so I dey feel am. 4 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Nobody: 6:07pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
ReluctantAdult:Grow up... Or you don't poop?  5 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by SmellyNyash: 6:15pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
 U seriously need Jesus 4 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Zonefree(m): 6:25pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Na small boy dey worry you...you'll grow over it. 14 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ReluctantAdult(op): 6:28pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Datboredberri:Read the last paragraph before throwing tantrums. |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ReluctantAdult(op): 6:29pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
SmellyNyash:Let the man rest |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Brian47(m): 6:33pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Girls poo? Wtf I thought it was only us men that shit. I don't know what to do with this information 22 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Wawelexy(m): 6:37pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
ReluctantAdult:Kpele....... Correct konji never hold u.... 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by 9gerian: 6:39pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
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| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ReluctantAdult(op): 7:30pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Wawelexy:Man shall not live by konji alone 6 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by PerfectStranger(m): 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
ReluctantAdult: 1 Like
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| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by blaquebelle: 7:52pm On Jul 17, 2022*. Modified: 9:16pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Brian47:What is this? No, girls don't poop. They menstruate the food they eat 6 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by posty56: 7:58pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
 this sh*t is funny 2 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
You be hardcore mumu man. No matter how pretty or curvy a gal is, she still bleeds, shit, urinate and smell. Abi no be human being she be again? 5 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Loverboi2cute(m): 8:41pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Datboredberri:shut up isn't he a grown up ass man |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Karemarealty288(m): 8:47pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
You are as fake as China tyre..... 5 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by techWriter3: 9:18pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
have you proposal to ever get married |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jul 17, 2022*. Modified: 9:49pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
"Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body". 1 Corinthians 6:18 (KJV) 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Generalwoodz(m): 9:28pm On Jul 17, 2022*. Modified: 10:55pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
The air in the room was all good, sweet and delightful while you guys dined. With every spoonful she shoved right into her welcoming mouth you watched her keenly, your heart pleased and whole being keyed up... Charlie, right from the womb a foetus poop after ingesting nutrients from the umbilical cord... No matter how hot your drip is, package and surface level appearance you must one-day bow or gravitate piecemeal to the lukewarm claws of MR NIGER + Death. The E stands for egestion. It's a call of nature and all human must obey! When the calls comes in, Your vixens, goddess and adorables can't help but swiftly answer it. Generations have come and gone and they all pretty understands that you can't buy time when you're pressed. Defaulters get distracted from reality when the stomach ruptures. Nothing else matters until your bowels is relieved. The feeling you get is unique and can't be compared to anything after holding hot shit for long hours. Your girl is in order and owns you no apology for doing the ideal. Wake up and smell the coffee. 5 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by imagrg(m): 9:30pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
If the moderator had rate this section: FOR ADULTS ONLY, this pikin wouldn't have strayed here with his babyish opinion. 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Nyascobar1414: 9:32pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
The question is , despite all these, why do some men adore women  3 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ukaface(f): 9:39pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Do you think any girl who doesn't poop is normal and living? Just answer first 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ReluctantAdult(op): 9:44pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Nyascobar1414:Good question. Why worship someone who eats, breathes and shits just like you? 4 Likes |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ReluctantAdult(op): 9:44pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
ukaface:You don't get my point. Just read the last paragraph carefully. 1 Like |
| Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by ukaface(f): 9:49pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
ReluctantAdult:okay, just did Bros abeg no marry,hope you ain't considering marriage? You are not the marriageable type. 1 Like |
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