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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by nakademus007: 11:33am On Jul 21, 2022
Sleeping with a street hooker on thesame bed overnight, person way Joseph, ayo, peter,
Patrick, john, ahmed and chinedu don sample finish grin grin, I see niggas do that alot but dammm mehnnn that is a NO, No, for me. grin grin
must u mention patrick,oda names dey abeg...lol

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Samuelnze(m): 11:34am On Jul 21, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot



Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Damn nigger, those army boots you gave me on sunday night to use kick some assess dey stink oh, Damn, i hope say no be oga bubu wear am during his military days?
They stink die
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by faceland: 11:34am On Jul 21, 2022
Ximenez:
How many minutes to cum wey you go lusgard allow babe sleepover for your crib?

Cuddling and doing two or three rounds (especially doing one round by 6am).

I don't subscribe to taking anyone home or even patronizing hookers, however, if you must do, do it at a cheap hotel.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by jojothaiv(m): 11:34am On Jul 21, 2022
GraceUnIimitedd:
you're a spoilt brat grin
No mind Nairaland o, no be 'Instruments' I write o, na 'Genitqliq' just replaced those Q with A and you will get the memo.

I understand some words are censored but I don't know it also extend to that one too..

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by GraceUnIimitedd(m): 11:34am On Jul 21, 2022
OhBritannia:
I think it's better to sleep with a prostitute or take a prostitute home if you are in America, Asia or Europe.
But immediately you enter Nigeria, my brothers, please zip up. If you know, you know.
see this one.
Oga na those ones you mentioned worse pass
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Babastrong(m): 11:34am On Jul 21, 2022
All these reasonings originated from FEAR.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by hedonido: 11:35am On Jul 21, 2022
BinamRex:


Just get married if you can afford it. Stop having sex with random women. Some of these ladies are destiny destroyers. When you have sex with them, your destiny is ruined.

It's a very high chance that you might get married to a 'destiny destroyer' and then your misery would be full-time/lifetime. So kuku leave matter.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Rexymania(m): 11:36am On Jul 21, 2022
There's no point staying awake, don't invite

MadeINchenzen2:
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she is
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by FiremanX: 11:36am On Jul 21, 2022
190theclown:
Nigerians angry
Clown
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by MatrixCircle: 11:37am On Jul 21, 2022
TriCee:
But the problem now is that your main babe sef fit be hooker somewhere else grin
Even some married women are hookers too. I wanted to fly into town one told me to let her know, like play like play na so I land town she land hotel room come collect and disappear back home while Oga dey office. God forgive me because of the way she was screaming. shocked

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by braine(m): 11:37am On Jul 21, 2022
What if she even dies? How will you explain it?
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by PharmacyStore: 11:38am On Jul 21, 2022
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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by mcsekereonfm: 11:38am On Jul 21, 2022
What is she go die sef? Abi u no think am?
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by PoliteActivist: 11:38am On Jul 21, 2022
ChemicalReaction:
What if she dies in your house?

How people invite strangers to their home and feel comfortable beats my imagination.

Na God dey save person sha.

What should beat your imagination more is how brave and desperate a mere girl must be to enter a man's domain without knowing him very well - could be an axe murderer or worse!

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Lovelife433(m): 11:39am On Jul 21, 2022
Waiting hookers use my eyes see for Lagos na ayelala go punish them.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by PoliteActivist: 11:40am On Jul 21, 2022
Babastrong:
All these reasonings originated from FEAR.

What else do you want it to originate from??

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by bmdmix15: 11:41am On Jul 21, 2022
ChemicalReaction:
What if she dies in your house?

How people invite strangers to their home and feel comfortable beats my imagination.

Na God dey save person sha.
na only Hooker dey die for person house?

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Lexusgs430: 11:42am On Jul 21, 2022
TDB is a SCAM.......... grin

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by bmdmix15: 11:42am On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.
undecided
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Sniper101(m): 11:44am On Jul 21, 2022
Nothing concern me for diswan
Cos me sef no kuku dey carry olosho wey razz

The ones wey seem "cool" na the type
me dey book n ask to come house

So far so gud, me hav always bin fortunate grin

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by emmykk(m): 11:44am On Jul 21, 2022
Jesse25:

She does not have to sleep over before she can steal destiny if she is a witch ...

Nobody steal destiny,you Destiny is in your hand...it is your daily activity over a period of time.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Bmaster(m): 11:45am On Jul 21, 2022
me I got a customized olosho.
The thing wey person dey find for sokoto,
Dey for shokoto

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by LagBlogger(m): 11:46am On Jul 21, 2022
ChemicalReaction:
What if she dies in your house?

How people invite strangers to their home and feel comfortable beats my imagination.

Na God dey save person sha.

This is one question I ask myself. A perfectly healthy person can die at anytime, how would you explain yourself.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Akharmony: 11:48am On Jul 21, 2022
While you catch your fun dont keep your senses. Even guys also are mean they want to also take advange of some of this innocent ladies. .
Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Georgejeez: 11:48am On Jul 21, 2022
manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.

Obob , come see as this story de make my body de shake for here

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Westernequinox: 11:49am On Jul 21, 2022
Proverbs 7
My son, keep my words and treasure up my commandments with you; keep my commandments and live; keep my teaching as the apple of your eye; bind them on your fingers; write them on the tablet of your heart. Say to wisdom, “You are my sister,” and call insight your intimate friend, to keep you from the forbidden woman, from the adulteress with her smooth words. For at the window of my house I have looked out through my lattice, and I have seen among the simple, I have perceived among the youths, a young man lacking sense, passing along the street near her corner, taking the road to her house in the twilight, in the evening, at the time of night and darkness. And behold, the woman meets him, dressed as a prostitute, wily of heart. She is loud and wayward; her feet do not stay at home; now in the street, now in the market, and at every corner she lies in wait. She seizes him and kisses him, and with bold face she says to him, “I had to offer sacrifices, and today I have paid my vows; so now I have come out to meet you, to seek you eagerly, and I have found you. I have spread my couch with coverings, colored linens from Egyptian linen; I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take our fill of love till morning; let us delight ourselves with love. For my husband is not at home; he has gone on a long journey; he took a bag of money with him; at full moon he will come home.”
Proverbs 7:1-20



Life is practical for the wise, Godly wisdom would give to length of days and peace.

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Pain(m): 11:50am On Jul 21, 2022
Your mates are sharing business tips for progess and of all things on earth you have Chosen to be a subject matter expert on Olosho affairs.

I pity your parents.

embarassed

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Samskid310(m): 11:52am On Jul 21, 2022
Stop the cap bruh even your normal babe can do all of the shyt you wrote up there

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Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by kingsceemark(m): 11:52am On Jul 21, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she is
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin

Nonsense, you no even mentioned what if she died in your house kwanu

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