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A nan has had the honour of a lifetime after her family rallied together and erected a penis onto the top of her gravestone, in what they say was 'her dying wish'

A nan has shocked locals after a 600-pound willy statue appeared on the top of her gravestone, which her family says was "her dying wish".

The gravestone, which tends to represent the person buried there, caused quite the stir as Catarina, a 99-year-old grandmother, had her piece unveiled.

While traditional crosses or towers weren't on the mind of the 99-year-old, it would appear that a massive penis was, with the monument erected on top of the headstone - making for quite the memorial.

Grandmother Catarina had reportedly always wanted a penis on the top of her grave and her family were happy to oblige, ordering a specialist to mould the member and place it on the grave.

The massive stone member has been called a "recognition of her love and joy for life," as grandmother Catarina enjoyed calling the family "verga," a Mexican slang word which translates to "c*ck".

Grandson Álvaro Mota Limón says that when his grandmother used the word, she meant for the usually-vicious insult to be a compliment.

Limón said that his 99-year-old grandmother meant it to mean "integrity, courage, passion, and at the same time, love and joy".

That love and joy is now centre stage on the gravestone, protruding from the peak of the shrine to Catarina's life

Despite the bizarre request, the family obliged and planted a penis on top of her gravestone monument, much to the delight of locals.

Isidro Lavoignet was the engineer behind the bizarre penis piece and says he has been sent some unusual gravestone requests in his day, with families wanting to stick strange, unique pieces to the headstone.

Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/nan-600-pound-willy-statue-27606596.amp

Lol. Strange.

madness at peak..maybe mama was a porn actress

The world can do anything as far as it defiles all rules of morality.


Not all old people are wise. Some foolish young people grew old too.


The world un poco loco

Retired porn actress sighted.







Life sentence for all scammers . . . Including paternity fraudsters!

Her first love

'i wonder if heaven got a ghetto'

The miracles of having a good dick in your life , no sorrows

Who knows the particular dick she had in mind the second she voiced out that wish? All dick ain't the same and mama must've remembered that one night when she was banged by a guy, let's call him Gbolahan.

Perhaps mama was sweet sixteen and just met Gbola. A fresh-looking, body of a god and a handsome young yoruba man who came for study.

The sweetest sex in my book happens when one's young.

When Gbolahan, the Yoruba demon finally seduced mama, she fell flat to his power.

And on that day, the day the powers of the universe said they'd have sex, Mama's spread her legs widely and our son Gbolahan gave her the sex of her life which almost crippled her.

Gbolahan nearly burst her uterus.

I don't even know what I'm writing again! But, by and large, Gbolahan died the next day in an auto crash and No man was able to replicate his feat even though mama travelled the world in search of Gbolahan's kind of dick.

She had sex a thousand times but nothing could compare to what that man gave him.

And on her sick bed, she had no choice but to have Gbola's dicked erected in its full glory right on her grave.

Women and penis ehh .
Most men don't know their worth. Na why anytime i see Niggas simping here i weep. Women love dick more than we love pussy . They just know how to pretend and coordinate themselves unlike men. If you don't believe me , just get close to one random babe and make her free with you . You can thank me later.






As our Ancestors would say "A man who knows the worth of his weapon need not beg for a woman's tool".

hmmmm

Dick of life

Granny doesn't want to retire from active service.

she's addicted to the D

Once a IndecentStar, always remain a IndecentStar.

y"all are calling her names but forgot something...

she knew what the D did in her life and she admired it alot..can you imagine a 99 yr old remembering the D at that age...

dude wake up to the better picture of the lady's thoughts... peace

Maybe this will make her entitled to some virgin gbolas over there

She must be one of the greatest oloshos of the old century. Tuale mama.

Everybody dey conclude say na olosho turn granny. Na only olosho like preek ?

Women like preek normally. Na pretense and shame of what people will say,make some dey hide am.

If not for pregnancy, one will swear that some women has never had sex in their lives. They way they will be forming holy holy en..

Mama love big dick

Eh!!!
This one is an end time grandma.

Nairaland slayqueens and feminists see una senior colleague

Omoko mo

If is African now, people go start writing epistle upandan.
How it is the reason African is backward this, that .

Everybody get different problem for this world!

Mumu woman

Righteousness2:
[s]Vanity upon vanity! All is Vanity!

Ensure you don't Depart this Earth without a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ.
It does not Matter who you are or the praises or monuments people put on the dead, If you Depart this Earth without JESUS Christ, you have wasted your life.[/s]

Okay.

RE
TARDṢ just too full this forum in many shapes

That's how we wish give the *AGBADO CREW* their maize and cassava when we're eating pizza to celebrate our PRESIDENT GCFR OBI