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What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Emperormartin(m): 6:41pm On Aug 29, 2022
After our normal knacking, Esther the Calabar girl told me to go have a steady girlfriend, marry and build on my life. That I’m a young man with bright future and I need savings.

Omoh that was the last day I had any business with olosho…

I can’t even reach Esther now as her number isn’t going. This happened in 2017.

Though I’m not yet married but I’ve stopped patronizing them. The advice really sank in.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Kaykay999(m): 6:51pm On Aug 29, 2022
No advice yet but they sometimes tells me their dreams.
About saving up money and rent apartment.
Stop runs or going to nursing school and so on.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Zonefree(m): 7:02pm On Aug 29, 2022
Esther was playing mind games with you.


Olosho wanted you to convert her to personal girlfriend. I've been there. I'm glad you didn't fall for that manipulation.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Cholls(m): 7:03pm On Aug 29, 2022
My brother one tell say make I go get girlfriend because I sabi do, say she go enjoy me

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Zonefree(m): 7:05pm On Aug 29, 2022
How do you guys engage in deep conversation with oloshos?

How far
How much
Bye Bye.



These should be your conversation with oloshos if you really want to go far in this life.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by theymany: 7:25pm On Aug 29, 2022
No too dey fuk hard b4 condom burst grin

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by BrotherCork: 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2022
Emperormartin:
After our normal knacking, Esther the Calabar girl told me to go have a steady girlfriend, marry and build on my life. That I’m a young man with bright future and I need savings.

Omoh that was the last day I had any business with olosho…

I can’t even reach Esther now as her number isn’t going. This happened in 2017.

Though I’m not yet married but I’ve stopped patronizing them. The advice really sank in.

Bro...She advise me to stop shaking like rabbit coz am nervous. .....she then said: juss sit n relax menn!

Well I tink this is good customer service thou (no oofencsse) cheesy

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by aimmoney9: 7:43pm On Aug 29, 2022
Weird mofos........ grin grin grin grin

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by CbkWilder(m): 7:46pm On Aug 29, 2022
No advice I just knack and sharply leave
No feelings
Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Emperormartin(m): 8:06pm On Aug 29, 2022
Zonefree:
Esther was playing mind games with you.


Olosho wanted you to convert her to personal girlfriend. I've been there. I'm glad you didn't fall for that manipulation.
Guyman is a redpiller

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:14pm On Aug 29, 2022
During deliverance by the river where I was bathing one olosho, she told me that her pússy is an altar and that many destinies of men are tied into it. I tried to use the candle I was holding to burn her vagina but she screamed and kick the bucket of holy water I was using to bath her.

Today she's roaming the streets as a mad woman, what I learnt from that experience is that the vagina of an olosho is an altar where young men go in to submit their destinies.

This I have seen.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Emperormartin(m): 8:19pm On Aug 29, 2022
Cholls:
My brother one tell say make I go get girlfriend because I sabi do, say she go enjoy me
Why dem dey give their customers this kain advice
Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Nobody: 8:56pm On Aug 29, 2022
You shouldn’t be having any conversation with olsoho except price..just bang her and tell her to get out

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Ballzproblem2: 9:02pm On Aug 29, 2022
FalseProphet1:
During deliverance by the river where I was bathing one olosho, she told me that her pússy is an altar and that many destinies of men are tied into it. I tried to use the candle I was holding to burn her vagina but she screamed and kick the bucket of holy water I was using to bath her.

Today she's roaming the streets as a mad woman, what I learnt from that experience is that the vagina of an olosho is an altar where young men go in to submit their destinies.

This I have seen.
una too dey lie cheesy

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Faber(m): 9:14pm On Aug 29, 2022
I have never patronised Olosho all through my life...and I don't even lack pussy, how I managed to pull that still dey surprise me till date.

I have like close to 10 girls in my bleeping team, some get boyfriends, some are single mothers. I rotate them at will.

You see olosho wey dey for curtain dey find client, I have never bleeped one nor engaged in hook up

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Polynek(m): 9:14pm On Aug 29, 2022
Zonefree:
How do you guys engage in deep conversation with oloshos?

How far
How much
Bye Bye.



These should be your conversation with oloshos if you really want to go far in this life.
Though I haven't had sex with olosho, but U can't condemn Dem bcox of there occupation, they are human beings and they can offer someone a good advice, na condition make crayfish bend, some of my brilliant female coursemate"s are coded olosho.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Mrkindness: 9:25pm On Aug 29, 2022
I always follow my guy to olosho house I don't participate I only cush and drink my booze at the bar. One-day my guy came out telling me that the olosho called him ashawo man . That he should stop jumping from one room to another. Omo I laugh fall down that day.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Dreadlock69(m): 9:43pm On Aug 29, 2022
Go and do yahooo grin

Coming from a legit hooky bae

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Chris2863(m): 10:15pm On Aug 29, 2022
Zonefree:
Esther was playing mind games with you.


Olosho wanted you to convert her to personal girlfriend. I've been there. I'm glad you didn't fall for that manipulation.
God go bless you

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Ikennaford: 10:45pm On Aug 29, 2022
My first japa was 2017 turkey, met one philipino olosho,she told me the whole night 150$,,I told her with 150$ I go buy 2 plots of Land for aba,naso I reach my hotel, enter my bathroom, scatter my dick with soap,naso I save my money, imagine ordinary philipino

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by GingerbreadMen(m): 10:58pm On Aug 29, 2022
Ikennaford:
My first japa was 2017 turkey, met one philipino olosho,she told me the whole night 150$,,I told her with 150$ I go buy 2 plots of Land for aba,naso I reach my hotel, enter my bathroom, scatter my dick with soap,naso I save my money, imagine ordinary philipino
Chairman na wa ooo, how $150 go take buy not 1 plot but two plots of land?

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Onitemhi(m): 11:36pm On Aug 29, 2022
Polynek:

Though I haven't had sex with olosho, but U can't condemn Dem bcox of there occupation, they are human beings and they can offer someone a good advice, na condition make crayfish bend, some of my brilliant female coursemate"s are coded olosho.
one big canadian weed for you

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by udomma1005(m): 1:22am On Aug 30, 2022
Zonefree:
How do you guys engage in deep conversation with oloshos?

How far
How much
Bye Bye.



These should be your conversation with oloshos if you really want to go far in this life.
Pro Star General grin
Salam alekum!

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Uncle96(m): 1:30am On Aug 30, 2022
Ikennaford:
My first japa was 2017 turkey, met one philipino olosho,she told me the whole night 150$,,I told her with 150$ I go buy 2 plots of Land for aba,naso I reach my hotel, enter my bathroom, scatter my dick with soap,naso I save my money, imagine ordinary philipino

You're just broke no offense bruh, I was 19 when I pay foreign escorts that amount that made you masturbated. Life is short, that's the essence of money.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Kaykay999(m): 2:16am On Aug 30, 2022
He just dey catch cruise not that he can’t afford but to give it to olosho just like that no gree him grin cheesy
Try dey understand Cruise gee

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by fman(m): 2:24am On Aug 30, 2022
FalseProphet1:
During deliverance by the river where I was bathing one olosho, she told me that her pússy is an altar and that many destinies of men are tied into it. I tried to use the candle I was holding to burn her vagina but she screamed and kick the bucket of holy water I was using to bath her.

Today she's roaming the streets as a mad woman, what I learnt from that experience is that the vagina of an olosho is an altar where young men go in to submit their destinies.

This I have seen.
False prophet I hail you.
Run one prophecy for me nah

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Cravemore: 5:48am On Aug 30, 2022
Ikennaford:
My first japa was 2017 turkey, met one philipino olosho,she told me the whole night 150$,,I told her with 150$ I go buy 2 plots of Land for aba,naso I reach my hotel, enter my bathroom, scatter my dick with soap,naso I save my money, imagine ordinary philipino
small...small dey update some thread.
Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by gulfer: 6:49am On Aug 30, 2022
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by Generalwoodz(m): 7:04am On Aug 30, 2022
Don't use all of your energy, manly powers and stamina to fvck me. Reserve some for your wife grin The words hit me like water poured on a stone.

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Re: What Advice Have You Gotten From A Prostitute? by placeofallure(f): 7:05am On Aug 30, 2022
Faber:
I have never patronised Olosho all through my life...and I don't even lack pussy, how I managed to pull that still dey surprise me till date.

I have like close to 10 girls in my bleeping team, some get boyfriends, some are single mothers. I rotate them at will.

You see olosho wey dey for curtain dey find client, I have never bleeped one nor engaged in hook up

Hmmmn! Ekun!

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