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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 10:17am On Sep 25, 2022
Eleyigidgan:
bro we believe you.
ignore that bastard moniker sheistoopretty, that's a jobless guy behind that moniker.
but why you give her 1k na? you should have paid her well so it'll come off as transactional sex
She should be the one paying sef because she did all the talking and initiation
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 10:24am On Sep 25, 2022
Eleyigidgan:
make she no come later defame you. i fear all these girls that are obsessed
She no fit. Anybody that knows me will know she's just obsessed with and will disregard anything she says just like this friend that she saw my pics on her phone.
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by rowland545(m): 10:25am On Sep 25, 2022
dillylilly:
i did not read where he said he use vita foam or mouka foam.

Der was a bed n there was a fuk
I read d part the girl said join me on bed....so dat part has been taking care of
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by dillylilly: 10:26am On Sep 25, 2022
rowland545:
I read d part the girl said join me on bed....so dat part has been taking care of
abi
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Nonywendy(m): 10:36am On Sep 25, 2022
Sheistoopretty:
You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? undecided undecided undecided undecided Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!
gerraria here mehn.
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Nonywendy(m): 10:38am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
LOL, I didn't do such. Head for one night stand is a no no!! Unless na wealthy man pikin grin
mumu man. Wealthy man pikin no fit carry nyama nyama. Simp forming redpiller
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 10:40am On Sep 25, 2022
techgen:
The story choke oh... Player nor dey fall in love, but them nor dey discharge carelessly.

#know this and know peace.
dillylilly
You have to know when to run o before your murder news go come for nairaland front page or you might end up with acid burns. Run, in fact tear race at the slightest sign of obsession. Maka ndụ gị!!!
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 10:45am On Sep 25, 2022
Nonywendy:
mumu man. Wealthy man pikin no fit carry nyama nyama. Simp forming redpiller
Poor man, why are you so triggered cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by dillylilly: 10:48am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
dillylilly
You have to know when to run o before your murder news go come for nairaland front page or you might end up with acid burns. Run, in fact tear race at the slightest sign of obsession. Maka ndụ gị!!!
hahaha
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Nobody: 10:54am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
Based on say I want to knack as it was getting late and, I'm not looking for a new gf. I started touching her and she was resisting so I left her though I know say she was just forming not too cheap based on say the way she was all over from at the lounge.
The next question she asked me put a smile on my face. She asked if she could sleep over at my house and go to work from here in the morning. I said yes. Next thing the babe said I should come and join her for bed, I come dey do my own shakara. I told her shebi she said I'm rushing. She responded that I've gotten her wet so I should come and finish what I started. I just comot cloth sharparly and dived on the bed
na thier common language b this,,, 90% of chicks for abj dey find whr dem go spend d night as far as food dey
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Nonywendy(m): 11:06am On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
Poor man, why are you so triggered cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
na ur poverty make u give preference to rich man pikin so u can turn gold digger. Idiat
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 11:24am On Sep 25, 2022
Eleyigidgan:
you said her bed was wet, did she squirt?
also doggy and missionary which one makes one to cum fast?
Doggy does it for me
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 11:25am On Sep 25, 2022
Nonywendy:
na ur poverty make u give preference to rich man pikin so u can turn gold digger. Idiat
But I be rich man pikin nah cheesy
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by LikeAking: 1:49pm On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
And for those that think this is a lie. It is not. I swear on my life
Lies..
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 2:30pm On Sep 25, 2022
LikeAking:
Lies..
Capital "K"
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Wilson500: 2:44pm On Sep 25, 2022
Tinder is meant for marking class attendance and moving to the next class
Only Simps may or may not mark register but still remain in the same class huh
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Nonywendy(m): 2:49pm On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
But I be rich man pikin nah cheesy
u wish
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 3:50pm On Sep 25, 2022
Nonywendy:
u wish
K
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 3:50pm On Sep 25, 2022
Wilson500:
Tinder is meant for marking class attendance and moving to the next class
Only Simps may or may not mark register but still remain in the same class huh
You gerrit!! grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by techgen(m): 5:13pm On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
dillylilly
You have to know when to run o before your murder news go come for nairaland front page or you might end up with acid burns. Run, in fact tear race at the slightest sign of obsession. Maka ndụ gị!!!
I feel you baba...
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by luizpippo(m): 6:00pm On Sep 25, 2022
IceDune:
I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here
You have finally gotten female friends.
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by GOFRONT(m): 6:11pm On Sep 25, 2022
Jummai matter is done and dusted .......Op when next do u want to log in to Tinder to hunt for another hoe??
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 6:18pm On Sep 25, 2022
luizpippo:
You have finally gotten female friends.
It was easy nah, once I put myself out there. I didn't before because my babe was all the female companion I would want for at the time we were still together
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Sucre6: 6:35pm On Sep 25, 2022
Tinder is a great App, just fine, and girls will be on you begging to be banged grin

I have banged plenty girls that actually thought I am there boyfriend from this app, fogerrit, the more trashy u treat girls, the more attractive you are to them, . very confused gender grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 10:12pm On Sep 25, 2022
GOFRONT:
Jummai matter is done and dusted .......Op when next do u want to log in to Tinder to hunt for another hoe??
Nah, I don't need tinder again. I get to meet new girls from the female friends I've made already. That's the best and fastest way
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by jrobbins: 5:30am On Sep 26, 2022
IceDune:
I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here
Haha. Now I think I know the jummai too
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 7:27am On Sep 26, 2022
jrobbins:
Haha. Now I think I know the jummai too
grin like I said Jummai is not her real name o
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Okoroawusa: 8:00am On Sep 26, 2022
Sheistoopretty:
You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? undecided undecided undecided undecided Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!
Who be this one? You no go keep quiet make we hear story?
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by September19: 7:07pm On Sep 26, 2022
goshikid:
Some people pri.ck don rise cheesy even before Op end matters
are you spying on me?!
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune(op): 11:16pm On Sep 26, 2022
September19:
are you spying on me?!
September 19 is my bday grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by September19: 10:03am On Sep 27, 2022
IceDune:
September 19 is my bday grin
broo for real?!
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Nobody: 12:36pm On Sep 27, 2022
Sheistoopretty:
You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? undecided undecided undecided undecided Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!
The bitch ain't gon do shit trust me .
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