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I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by siofra(op): 10:17am On Oct 22, 2022
I honestly can't wait cheesy



No more buying of pads

No more cramps

No more unwanted attention from men

No more fear of getting pregnant

No longer having to deal with the side effects of contraceptives


Thank God I'm already in my thirties. Looking forward to my post menopausal era as a VIRGIN
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Zonefree(m): 10:19am On Oct 22, 2022
For a woman to be looking forward to menopause means body count don pedal to almost 300. Kpekus oti baje undecided
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Reminderz: 10:23am On Oct 22, 2022
Zonefree:
For a woman to be looking forward to menopause means body count don pedal to almost 300. Kpekus oti baje undecided
and you believe the fool that created this thread to be a woman? or to be a living thing?
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by siofra(op): 10:24am On Oct 22, 2022
Zonefree:
For a woman to be looking forward to menopause means body count don pedal to almost 300. Kpekus oti baje undecided
Which part of I'm a VIRGIN don't you understandhuh
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Zonefree(m): 10:26am On Oct 22, 2022
Reminderz:
and you believe the fool that created this thread to be a woman? or to be a living thing?
The thing behind that moniker is a woman. She has been consistent in her madness for over 5 years now. She's unique in her madness, one of the things I cherish about her.
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by siofra(op): 10:27am On Oct 22, 2022
Reminderz:
and you believe the fool that created this thread to be a woman? or to be a living thing?
Nlfpmod, Dominique, Mynd44 rule two


If I'm not a living thing, then how did I type this?

Common sense, you don't have undecided
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Reminderz: 10:28am On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
Nlfpmod, Dominique, Mynd44 rule two


If I'm not a living thing, then how did I type this?

Common sense, you don't have undecided
that's why you're an idiot, even robot type things... so who doesn't have common sense now... fool
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Reminderz: 10:28am On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
Nlfpmod, Dominique, Mynd44 rule two

If I'm not a living thing, then how did I type this?
Common sense, you don't have undecided

Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by siofra(op): 10:30am On Oct 22, 2022
Reminderz:
that's why you're an idiot, even robot type things... so who doesn't have common sense now... fool
Okay

Nlfpmod, Dominique, Mynd44 rule two.

This man is openly insulting me, there by breaking rule 2 angry
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Reminderz: 10:30am On Oct 22, 2022
Zonefree:
The thing behind that moniker is a woman. She has been consistent in her madness for over 5 years now. She's unique in her madness, one of the things I cherish about her.
i doubt the "thing" is a woman, and if truly this "thing" we are talking about is a woman, then she's suffering from BPSD
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Reminderz: 10:31am On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
Okay

Nlfpmod, Dominique, Mynd44 rule two.

This man is openly insulting me, there by breaking rule 2 angry
when you're done calling mods to come to your aid like your parents, maybe they will teach you some sense... fool
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Zonefree(m): 10:32am On Oct 22, 2022
Reminderz:
i doubt the "thing" is a woman, and if truly this "thing" we are talking about is a woman, then she's suffering from BPSD
No man can be that foolish. Only one gender is well known for displaying madness frequently.
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Jeon(f): 10:33am On Oct 22, 2022
kiss
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Reminderz: 10:35am On Oct 22, 2022
Zonefree:
No man can be that foolish. Only one gender is well known for displaying madness frequently.
100.
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Fedrick100: 10:55am On Oct 22, 2022
Siofra tell me the side effects of contraceptives
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Savedday: 11:00am On Oct 22, 2022
I trust what you can do! Free visa to finish all the area boys and old men d!ck. Congratulations!
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by blinking001(m): 11:57am On Oct 22, 2022
Zonefree:
The thing behind that moniker is a woman. She has been consistent in her madness for over 5 years now. She's unique in her madness, one of the things I cherish about her.
Men will shame you. Orisirisi something
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Botking: 12:24pm On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
No more fear of getting pregnant

Thank God I'm already in my thirties. Looking forward to my post menopausal era as a VIRGIN
You claim to be a virgin, but why the contradiction at the bolded

I have come across most of your post on this forum,
I will like to assume that you were Rape at a tender age, if this is true i will recommend you to move on from that, I know it's hard for someone to heal from PTSD, but sister you have to do it, because if you don't you will always remain a shadow of yourself
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Cinema4d: 12:56pm On Oct 22, 2022
Are you married? Do you have kids?
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Nobody: 1:00pm On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
I honestly can't wait cheesy



No more buying of pads

No more cramps

No more unwanted attention from men

No more fear of getting pregnant

No longer having to deal with the side effects of contraceptives


Thank God I'm already in my thirties. Looking forward to my post menopausal era as a VIRGIN
Must you announced it?
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by HolyMan12: 1:25pm On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
Which part of I'm a VIRGIN don't you understandhuh
Non-living thing grin
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by HolyMan12: 1:29pm On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
I honestly can't wait cheesy



No more buying of pads

No more cramps

No more unwanted attention from men

No more fear of getting pregnant

No longer having to deal with the side effects of contraceptives


Thank God I'm already in my thirties. Looking forward to my post menopausal era as a VIRGIN
I wonder since when virgin start take contraceptives and the fear pregnancy grin




imbécile de première classe qui est aussi un cancre grin grin grin
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by siofra(op): 1:48pm On Oct 22, 2022
HolyMan12:
I wonder since when virgin start take contraceptives and the fear pregnancy grin




imbécile de première classe qui est aussi un cancre grin grin grin
Nlfpmod, Dominique, Mynd44 rule two.

He's insulting me in French angry
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by parkervero(m): 1:58pm On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
I honestly can't wait cheesy



No more buying of pads

No more cramps

No more unwanted attention from men

No more fear of getting pregnant

No longer having to deal with the side effects of contraceptives


Thank God I'm already in my thirties. Looking forward to my post menopausal era as a VIRGIN
How u take be Virgin again?

Shayna because ur pussy shrink nain u dey cur ursef virgin?

Swear am if you neva use Love Machine?
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by HolyMan12: 2:11pm On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
Nlfp.mod, Domini.que, Mynd.44 rule two.

He's insulting me in French angry
How do you know it is for you?

That is my signature, or you are not smart enough to know.

No suprises grin



Imbécile de première classe qui est aussi un cancre grin grin grin
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by siofra(op): 2:22pm On Oct 22, 2022
HolyMan12:
How do you know it is for you?

That is my signature, or you are not smart enough to know.

No suprises grin



Imbécile de première classe qui est aussi un cancre grin grin grin
You still broke rule 12

Don't insert signatures in a thread. Insert it in your profile.

Nlfpmod, Dominique, Mynd44 rule 12
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Nobody: 2:54pm On Oct 22, 2022
Lol
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Nicepoker(m): 3:05pm On Oct 22, 2022
Mentally unbalanced op grin
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by phelonrays: 3:46pm On Oct 22, 2022
As a virgin you shouldn't contemplate the fear of "contraceptive" nor "pregnancy", cause those two ain't got anything doing or relating with you.


You should've consider your level of ignorance-laced-reasoning before creating this thread, cause it's only a fool that will come-up with a similar BS you furnished your write-up with.


Pathetic! undecided
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by efelicity: 4:27pm On Oct 22, 2022
I've always believed that this stupid animal siofra is a virgin, but at the mention of fear of pregnancy and side effect of contraceptive, I know her dirty vagina has been bleeped a trillion times.
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by Laturuturu: 4:30pm On Oct 22, 2022
siofra:
I honestly can't wait cheesy



No more buying of pads

No more cramps

No more unwanted attention from men

No more fear of getting pregnant

No longer having to deal with the side effects of contraceptives


Thank God I'm already in my thirties. Looking forward to my post menopausal era as a VIRGIN
Sister pray ooo. You dey look menopauseu never marry. Na only buying pad dey Ur head .
Abi will u go for pre Shiloh services
Siofra
Re: I'm Looking Forward To Post Menopause by siofra(op): 5:06pm On Oct 22, 2022
efelicity:
I've always believed that this stupid animal siofra is a virgin, but at the mention of fear of pregnancy and side effect of contraceptive, I know her dirty vagina has been bleeped a trillion times.
Nlfpmod, Dominique, Mynd44 rule 2
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