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Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Nobody: 7:47pm On Nov 07, 2022

- My wife�

- Momma

- Heart beat�

- Mine�

- Dearest one

- Fatty bumbum grin

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Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Hollybratt(m): 7:48pm On Nov 07, 2022

What of Nairaland?
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IRMC

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by VeryWickedMan: 7:51pm On Nov 07, 2022

Puta

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Nobody: 7:51pm On Nov 07, 2022

FhiBi:
- My wife�

- Momma

- Heart beat�

- Mine�

- Dearest one

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Ballzproblemm: 7:52pm On Nov 07, 2022

fool no go find work, think dey give shit about all ghis

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Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Zonefree(m): 7:52pm On Nov 07, 2022

These Nairaland kids will one day grow to realize that no Nigerian girl worth all these rubbish!

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Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by lilvicky68(m): 7:53pm On Nov 07, 2022

After calling her all these names you still end up wasting resources

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Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Zonefree(m): 7:54pm On Nov 07, 2022

Ballzproblemm:
fool no go find work, think dey give shit about all ghis

Don't mind the morón. Na Nigerian girlfriend em wan dey call Momma. Useless foól!

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Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Magnoliaa(f): 7:54pm On Nov 07, 2022

^^ S*d men everywhere.

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Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by lilvicky68(m): 7:58pm On Nov 07, 2022

Heartbeat?.. is this a joke or what?

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Magnoliaa(f): 8:00pm On Nov 07, 2022

lilvicky68:
Heartbeat?.. is this a joke or what?

And I am on this thread, you're saying this?

Ah, God.

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Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Roseodd: 8:05pm On Nov 07, 2022

lilvicky68:
After calling her all these names you still end up wasting resources

No mind the fool,make him no go run make money.

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by lilvicky68(m): 8:08pm On Nov 07, 2022

Magnoliaa:
And I am on this thread, you're saying this?

Ah, God.

Heartbeat is too extreme na..

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Magnoliaa(f): 8:14pm On Nov 07, 2022

lilvicky68:
Heartbeat is too extreme na..

So if I call you my Appendix, will we be equal? angry

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by lilvicky68(m): 8:16pm On Nov 07, 2022

Magnoliaa:
So if I call you my Appendix, will we be equal?

Don't they remove Appendix?

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Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Magnoliaa(f): 8:17pm On Nov 07, 2022

lilvicky68:
Don't they remove Appendix?

Okay. My neepu(l) nko??

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Zonefree(m): 8:23pm On Nov 07, 2022

Magnoliaa:
Okay. My neepu(l) nko??

Nipples that brings out sour content huh

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by lilvicky68(m): 8:24pm On Nov 07, 2022

Magnoliaa:
Okay. My neepu(l) nko??

The left or right one?

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Magnoliaa(f): 8:27pm On Nov 07, 2022

lilvicky68:
The left or right one?

The middle one. undecided

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by dollytino4real(f): 8:28pm On Nov 07, 2022

My piggy box for folo too

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Nobody: 8:32pm On Nov 07, 2022

Update

- My Angel

- Soul mate

- LOML

- Bank account

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Belteshazzar1: 8:33pm On Nov 07, 2022

FhiBi:
- My wife�

- Momma

- Heart beat�

- Mine�

- Dearest one

- Fatty bumbum

To some girls, the reality of the last pet names you mentioned is a lie....and you know i don't like liying......
What is fat is fat &
What is average or tiny is small.... Shekina

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by Rickmann: 9:19pm On Nov 07, 2022

FhiBi:
- My wife�

- Momma

- Heart beat�

- Mine�

- Dearest one

- Fatty bumbum

- ìfé mì (my love)

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by techWriter1: 10:14pm On Nov 07, 2022

These Nairaland children will one week grow to realize that no Nigerians s girl worth all these rubbish!

Re: Pet Names To Call Your Girlfriend That'll Make Her Head Swell Like Garri� by OsuKing: 12:49am On Nov 08, 2022

VeryWickedMan:
Puta

mAh mhen?

I call em....

Puta

Bitch

Hoe

Fish

Skank

Pussy.

And the list goes on..

They are only girlfriend for the moment and these names are only uttered from my mouth when I am giving the rough hard disrespectful sex spanking their ass, pulling their hair and chocking them and making them call my name while they look into the mirrow .

After I cum, they suck my dick clean then when they are about to leave I tell em it was fun having them.

Unto the next one to serve her hot morning breakfast after a night of desert like the sexapade routine sampled up there.

Don't mind the lack of punctuation cause the even has no punctuation either

Daaaaamn! I'm good cool