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Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nobody: 8:10pm On Dec 14, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Are u trying to be funny, or u are trying to insult yourself ?? Na ur type dey vuck aboki, get out
Yep. I’d Bleep one of them than be with a bitch ass niqqa who gossip like an old woman LOL!
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nobody: 8:14pm On Dec 14, 2022
tayo60:
Some girls don't just get class, na only beauty dem get.
Define class and point out where it is mandatory to have or behold.

Las las your "class" no go pass rich tall guy with benz cheesy grin cheesy
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Yusufisraelj(m): 8:26pm On Dec 14, 2022
ahnie:
My concern right now is that....2 pure water is now #50 in delta state.
Lols, that's serious.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by faceLAGOS: 8:33pm On Dec 14, 2022
Why do I feel the op is lying?
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Suunnn(f): 9:05pm On Dec 14, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Pals wonders shall never end, my woman stays distance off me, but I visit often same with her, infact she prefers me coming over, as we are preparing to settle down together.

One of those days in my apartment during our little gossips, my gal told me about this her neighbour that is into sexing a particular "aboki" guy those ones that patch and sew torn cloths on the streets, I was very shock . she told me she has witness it twice she couldn't believe her eyes.

Infact that she has lost respect and love she had for the gal, how can she stoop so low in having relationship with an aboki, people that barely bath, most of the them are very dirty and smelling, what could have pushed her into that.

Me from where i was, was speechless as well cos I know the gal, this gal in question fine die, fair , very fresh like today bread lol thick with elevated backside, she's indeed my kind of woman, infact the gal too fine and she happened to be Igbo by tribe and she should be 21 to 24yrs still young. I use to see her as someone that is classic because of her dressing whenever I visit my gal, she appears elegant always, no way she couldn't have had better taste for guys, yet I didn't still believe my gal.

on a particular fateful day I went to my gal's place to check on her since her phone was switched off, I didn't see her I decided to wait a little outside. Behold my doubt was cleared while waiting, I saw the So called aboki with his sewing machine coming to the gal's house and no one was around cos it was in the morning but the gal was inside. The gal coming outside sighted me I did as if nothing concern me , I was sighting the gal. After greeting each other she brought some cloths and gave to him, aboki while sewing was entering the room and coming out, to and fro.

I was like make I see the end of this, behold after sewing aboki went inside finally for like 30mins, another neighbour of her's came back saw the sewing machine outside and the owner was no way to be found, the guy just nodded his head and smile in disappointment and looked at me and I smiled back.

After the fun time aboki came out sweating and looking tired, he must have had alot of fun, the charges for the job on the cloths wasn't paid instead the aboki guy with his dirty body had to gift her some money, what I'm I saying ? Of course they're boyfriend and gal friend, I heard he the aboki visits like 2 to 3 times a week.

If someone ever told me someone like that gal ever friended aboki I will doubt, but what's my concern the guy is having fun of his life , with fresh kpekus as u guys call it, what many guys cannot do aboki is doing it lol.

But take home question for me was that ,
1. why stoop that low, despite her beauty , she would have gotten a guy with a flashy car and beautiful things of life, like the way other gals could think.
2.Could it be that this guy is there just to solve her sexual urge problems and available whenever she needs him since he's always on the street ?
3. Could it be that she has a serious boyfriend outside who is not aware of this extra relationship, and providing he daily needs while this one is seriously servicing her ?

4. Could it be that she's trying to solve her fantasy, I learnt that core Muslims like that aboki are uncircumcised perhaps she wanted to have a fair share with experience and then keep one to herself by having uncircumcised dick digging her.
5. Could it be a syndrome problem that she needs to fight against.
6. Could it be that her friends are into it. ?
7. Lastly could it be that she has suffer heartbreak from so-called more responsible and civilized guys so she had to settle for aboki.

Note: pls this post is not to depict or drag any religion or tribe, be civilized in your comments while you share your thoughts and experiences.
There is always a reason for everything

To me and for me, i feel and think the answer should be amongst your list
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by freddie009(m):
My guy who taught me a lesson, I should not be scared to talk to any woman irrespective of her beauty, financial status or size. Since then I non they reason you anymore.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by jelel6: 9:50pm On Dec 14, 2022
In essence, the only reason why he thinks this beautiful goddess deserves better than a stinky Aboki tailor is because she's a "beautiful goddess". Nothing else.

If this girl was too beautiful for the Aboki, why didn't you go for her instead of your present girlfriend?
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nobody: 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Pals wonders shall never end, my woman stays distance off me, but I visit often same with her, infact she prefers me coming over, as we are preparing to settle down together.

One of those days in my apartment during our little gossips, my gal told me about this her neighbour that is into sexing a particular "aboki" guy those ones that patch and sew torn cloths on the streets, I was very shock . she told me she has witness it twice she couldn't believe her eyes.

Infact that she has lost respect and love she had for the gal, how can she stoop so low in having relationship with an aboki, people that barely bath, most of the them are very dirty and smelling, what could have pushed her into that.

Me from where i was, was speechless as well cos I know the gal, this gal in question fine die, fair , very fresh like today bread lol thick with elevated backside, she's indeed my kind of woman, infact the gal too fine and she happened to be Igbo by tribe and she should be 21 to 24yrs still young. I use to see her as someone that is classic because of her dressing whenever I visit my gal, she appears elegant always, no way she couldn't have had better taste for guys, yet I didn't still believe my gal.

on a particular fateful day I went to my gal's place to check on her since her phone was switched off, I didn't see her I decided to wait a little outside. Behold my doubt was cleared while waiting, I saw the So called aboki with his sewing machine coming to the gal's house and no one was around cos it was in the morning but the gal was inside. The gal coming outside sighted me I did as if nothing concern me , I was sighting the gal. After greeting each other she brought some cloths and gave to him, aboki while sewing was entering the room and coming out, to and fro.

I was like make I see the end of this, behold after sewing aboki went inside finally for like 30mins, another neighbour of her's came back saw the sewing machine outside and the owner was no way to be found, the guy just nodded his head and smile in disappointment and looked at me and I smiled back.

After the fun time aboki came out sweating and looking tired, he must have had alot of fun, the charges for the job on the cloths wasn't paid instead the aboki guy with his dirty body had to gift her some money, what I'm I saying ? Of course they're boyfriend and gal friend, I heard he the aboki visits like 2 to 3 times a week.

If someone ever told me someone like that gal ever friended aboki I will doubt, but what's my concern the guy is having fun of his life , with fresh kpekus as u guys call it, what many guys cannot do aboki is doing it lol.

But take home question for me was that ,
1. why stoop that low, despite her beauty , she would have gotten a guy with a flashy car and beautiful things of life, like the way other gals could think.
2.Could it be that this guy is there just to solve her sexual urge problems and available whenever she needs him since he's always on the street ?
3. Could it be that she has a serious boyfriend outside who is not aware of this extra relationship, and providing he daily needs while this one is seriously servicing her ?

4. Could it be that she's trying to solve her fantasy, I learnt that core Muslims like that aboki are uncircumcised perhaps she wanted to have a fair share with experience and then keep one to herself by having uncircumcised dick digging her.
5. Could it be a syndrome problem that she needs to fight against.
6. Could it be that her friends are into it. ?
7. Lastly could it be that she has suffer heartbreak from so-called more responsible and civilized guys so she had to settle for aboki.

Note: pls this post is not to depict or drag any religion or tribe, be civilized in your comments while you share your thoughts and experiences.
Your knowledge of core muslims not circumcised is wrong. All Muslims believe in circumcision and it’s a great part of what makes a man complete in his deen(belief), so uncircumcision could be ascribed to tribal practice which is very unislamic. A particular tribe in the southeast don’t believe in circumcision, should we ascribe that to christianity in general? Ask questions before dishing them out cluelessly on a public forum. Take note.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Blake755: 10:18pm On Dec 14, 2022
Persephone1:
You should be more concerned about your girlfriend who wasn't at her house in the morning and had her phone switched off.

Beauty dey date aboki, una dey wail , if she goes for a rich guy you will still call her gold digger or olosho. No one broke shame a man as much as his fellow men.
Say no more please this table u dey shake so have only two three legs grin cheesy
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Streetmovement(m): 10:54pm On Dec 14, 2022
Wotoporiously cool speaking

Rotten tomatoes grin
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by MacDani(m):
Every beautiful car get mechanic that fix it.... Words of wisdom, know this and no peace...
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by zed7: 5:29am On Dec 15, 2022
You should have taken a snapshot of the sewing machine in front of the house, that'll have helped garnish your story on todays episode of Figment of My Imaginations.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Lee99: 5:32am On Dec 15, 2022
Zeal0000007:
lol I trust my babe die. Though never swear for any woman cool smiley grin
Hahahaha this your post don confirm say you be better oponu, your babe number dey switched off early morning and she no dey house, oga she don go do daybreak for one OG side, take heart
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Uptheante(m): 6:13am On Dec 15, 2022
If na Igbo girl I no go dey surprise.
Those girls can fucck anything that has preek as long as money is involved.
Come to some northern cities like Kano, Kaduna, Abuja etc & you'll witness how aboki men dey fucck Igbo girls/women anyhow.
Even some married ones among them are fuccked by aboki men anyhow.
This is something that an Igbo man can never do to a Hausa girl.
There are Igbo women that have even given birth to children fathered by Hausa men & their weak, gullible &
unsuspecting Igbo husbands don't know....
One thing about aboki men is that they can spend money to get Igbo kpekus since they know that Igbo girls are very loose sexually as long as money is involved.
Hence, they can readily use gifts & money to drill Igbo pusssy with their big aboki preek after taking burantashi.
I once witnessed an aboki man from Sokoto who took one Igbo girl to his room & fuccked her for almost 5 hours.
When the girl came out, she was walking in a funny way because of the soreness in her vagina
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Lee99: 6:17am On Dec 15, 2022
Uptheante:
If na Igbo girl I no go dey surprise.
Those girls can fucck anything that has preek as long as money is involved.
Come to some northern cities like Kano, Kaduna, Abuja etc & you'll witness how aboki men dey fucck Igbo girls/women anyhow.
Even some married ones among them are fuccked by aboki men anyhow.
This is something that an Igbo man can never do to a Hausa girl.
There are Igbo women that have even given birth to children fathered by Hausa men & their weak, gullible &
unsuspecting Igbo husbands don't know....
One thing about aboki men is that they can spend money to get Igbo kpekus since they know that Igbo girls are very loose sexually as long as money is involved.
Hence, they can readily use gifts & money to drill Igbo pusssy with their big aboki preek after taking burantashi.
I once witnessed an aboki man from Sokoto who took one Igbo girl to his room & fuccked her for almost 5 hours.
When the girl came out, she was walking in a funny way because of the soreness in her vagina
Shut your smelling mouth, I live in Abuja and if I tell you how many Hausa girls I've slept with you'll crawl back into the sewer that you crawled out from, even Hajara that was telling me to have añal s*x with her cos she was still a virgin, lol or is it Kadija from Kaduna that would raise Hijab and fvck me inside my car lol abeg take this your beer parlor story elsewhere
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Uptheante(m): 6:49am On Dec 15, 2022
Lee99:
Shut your smelling mouth, I live in Abuja and if I tell you how many Hausa girls I've slept with you'll crawl back into the sewer that you crawled out from, even Hajara that was telling me to have añal s*x with her cos she was still a virgin, lol or is it Kadija from Kaduna that would raise Hijab and fvck me inside my car lol abeg take this your beer parlor story elsewhere
Na lie, you no get mind follow Hausa girl talk not to even think of fuccking them

However, I just saw one fine Igbo girl coming out from one aboki onion seller room this morning after he has finished vandalizing her kpekus throughout the night grin
The man is from the desert of Niger Republic & he no bath since last week grin

Come & see how the fine Igbo girl is using hand fan to blow breeze on her kpekus to cool it down after receiving the big uncircumcised aboki preek grin
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Clinghton: 6:57am On Dec 15, 2022
Lesson learnt, don't impress any lady at your detriment.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by snitchbitch: 7:06am On Dec 15, 2022
If a woman likes dxck there is nothing she can't do to get it

There is one lady in my compound where I lived before, she works in a bank up till now she never marry, and she is almost 40 by now

All her male friends are sleeping with her, anytime she needs it, she will just call anyone of them and get it.

She doesn't even hide it anymore, she is single and enjoying herself.

Many ladies don't worry about status as long as they get what they want, some of them are sugar mummies while some of them are single mothers.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Faber(m): 7:15am On Dec 15, 2022
Persephone1:
His mumu no too much? Him go babe house in the morning no meet am, phone don off. And he dey there dey ask himself jamb questions about another babe.
leave am, soon that aboki go bleep his babe. Na so woman be, what they tell u they abhor; they secretly crave for
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nairalander248: 7:35am On Dec 15, 2022
ahnie:
My concern right now is that....2 pure water is now #50 in delta state.
Wawu
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by AndroidAI(m): 7:38am On Dec 15, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Are u trying to be funny, or u are trying to insult yourself ?? Na ur type dey vuck aboki, get out
Is Aboki not a human being? You talk as if he's a monkey from a forest. He's your fellow man hustling like you to make ends meet. This is how racism and tribalism destroy our society, degrading someone because you think you are better. Mitcheew.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by iLoveYouToo(m): 7:57am On Dec 15, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Pals wonders shall never end, my woman stays distance off me, but I visit often same with her, infact she prefers me coming over, as we are preparing to settle down together.

One of those days in my apartment during our little gossips, my gal told me about this her neighbour that is into sexing a particular "aboki" guy those ones that patch and sew torn cloths on the streets, I was very shock . she told me she has witness it twice she couldn't believe her eyes.

Infact that she has lost respect and love she had for the gal, how can she stoop so low in having relationship with an aboki, people that barely bath, most of the them are very dirty and smelling, what could have pushed her into that.

Me from where i was, was speechless as well cos I know the gal, this gal in question fine die, fair , very fresh like today bread lol thick with elevated backside, she's indeed my kind of woman, infact the gal too fine and she happened to be Igbo by tribe and she should be 21 to 24yrs still young. I use to see her as someone that is classic because of her dressing whenever I visit my gal, she appears elegant always, no way she couldn't have had better taste for guys, yet I didn't still believe my gal.

on a particular fateful day I went to my gal's place to check on her since her phone was switched off, I didn't see her I decided to wait a little outside. Behold my doubt was cleared while waiting, I saw the So called aboki with his sewing machine coming to the gal's house and no one was around cos it was in the morning but the gal was inside. The gal coming outside sighted me I did as if nothing concern me , I was sighting the gal. After greeting each other she brought some cloths and gave to him, aboki while sewing was entering the room and coming out, to and fro.

I was like make I see the end of this, behold after sewing aboki went inside finally for like 30mins, another neighbour of her's came back saw the sewing machine outside and the owner was no way to be found, the guy just nodded his head and smile in disappointment and looked at me and I smiled back.

After the fun time aboki came out sweating and looking tired, he must have had alot of fun, the charges for the job on the cloths wasn't paid instead the aboki guy with his dirty body had to gift her some money, what I'm I saying ? Of course they're boyfriend and gal friend, I heard he the aboki visits like 2 to 3 times a week.

If someone ever told me someone like that gal ever friended aboki I will doubt, but what's my concern the guy is having fun of his life , with fresh kpekus as u guys call it, what many guys cannot do aboki is doing it lol.

But take home question for me was that ,
1. why stoop that low, despite her beauty , she would have gotten a guy with a flashy car and beautiful things of life, like the way other gals could think.
2.Could it be that this guy is there just to solve her sexual urge problems and available whenever she needs him since he's always on the street ?
3. Could it be that she has a serious boyfriend outside who is not aware of this extra relationship, and providing he daily needs while this one is seriously servicing her ?

4. Could it be that she's trying to solve her fantasy, I learnt that core Muslims like that aboki are uncircumcised perhaps she wanted to have a fair share with experience and then keep one to herself by having uncircumcised dick digging her.
5. Could it be a syndrome problem that she needs to fight against.
6. Could it be that her friends are into it. ?
7. Lastly could it be that she has suffer heartbreak from so-called more responsible and civilized guys so she had to settle for aboki.

Note: pls this post is not to depict or drag any religion or tribe, be civilized in your comments while you share your thoughts and experiences.
We’re animals underneath, all you see ontop is ‘icing’ and packaging, if you don’t get rut, forget about it


We’ve heard of men bleeping animals and women bleeping horses and dogs.

Once thing is certain, there are higher and lesser animals.

Besides aboki na human being so it’s okay
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by blingxx(m): 8:01am On Dec 15, 2022
So aboki no human being again abi he no deserve fresh kpekus angry grin
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by ThankUUJesus: 8:16am On Dec 15, 2022
Zeal0000007
that Aboki might have used touch and follow charm on her. they do that to young girls a lot in the east. I believe he charmed her. she needs deliverance and serious help
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by akwesenana: 8:28am On Dec 15, 2022
ahnie:
My concern right now is that....2 pure water is now #50 in delta state.
Buy fridge

Buy pump.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by akwesenana: 8:34am On Dec 15, 2022
Mayee say he trust him babe.
No surprise say your babe and that girl the give the Aboki reverse Bleep. cool
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nobody: 8:50am On Dec 15, 2022
When girls are looking for guys with money and flashy cars, you guys complain, when they look for guys with no money, you still complain.

What is it that you Nigerian men want? And can't you and your girlfriend learn to mind your business?
Zeal0000007:
Pals wonders shall never end, my woman stays distance off me, but I visit often same with her, infact she prefers me coming over, as we are preparing to settle down together.

One of those days in my apartment during our little gossips, my gal told me about this her neighbour that is into sexing a particular "aboki" guy those ones that patch and sew torn cloths on the streets, I was very shock . she told me she has witness it twice she couldn't believe her eyes.

Infact that she has lost respect and love she had for the gal, how can she stoop so low in having relationship with an aboki, people that barely bath, most of the them are very dirty and smelling, what could have pushed her into that.

Me from where i was, was speechless as well cos I know the gal, this gal in question fine die, fair , very fresh like today bread lol thick with elevated backside, she's indeed my kind of woman, infact the gal too fine and she happened to be Igbo by tribe and she should be 21 to 24yrs still young. I use to see her as someone that is classic because of her dressing whenever I visit my gal, she appears elegant always, no way she couldn't have had better taste for guys, yet I didn't still believe my gal.

on a particular fateful day I went to my gal's place to check on her since her phone was switched off, I didn't see her I decided to wait a little outside. Behold my doubt was cleared while waiting, I saw the So called aboki with his sewing machine coming to the gal's house and no one was around cos it was in the morning but the gal was inside. The gal coming outside sighted me I did as if nothing concern me , I was sighting the gal. After greeting each other she brought some cloths and gave to him, aboki while sewing was entering the room and coming out, to and fro.

I was like make I see the end of this, behold after sewing aboki went inside finally for like 30mins, another neighbour of her's came back saw the sewing machine outside and the owner was no way to be found, the guy just nodded his head and smile in disappointment and looked at me and I smiled back.

After the fun time aboki came out sweating and looking tired, he must have had alot of fun, the charges for the job on the cloths wasn't paid instead the aboki guy with his dirty body had to gift her some money, what I'm I saying ? Of course they're boyfriend and gal friend, I heard he the aboki visits like 2 to 3 times a week.

If someone ever told me someone like that gal ever friended aboki I will doubt, but what's my concern the guy is having fun of his life , with fresh kpekus as u guys call it, what many guys cannot do aboki is doing it lol.

But take home question for me was that ,
1. why stoop that low, despite her beauty , she would have gotten a guy with a flashy car and beautiful things of life, like the way other gals could think.
2.Could it be that this guy is there just to solve her sexual urge problems and available whenever she needs him since he's always on the street ?
3. Could it be that she has a serious boyfriend outside who is not aware of this extra relationship, and providing he daily needs while this one is seriously servicing her ?

4. Could it be that she's trying to solve her fantasy, I learnt that core Muslims like that aboki are uncircumcised perhaps she wanted to have a fair share with experience and then keep one to herself by having uncircumcised dick digging her.
5. Could it be a syndrome problem that she needs to fight against.
6. Could it be that her friends are into it. ?
7. Lastly could it be that she has suffer heartbreak from so-called more responsible and civilized guys so she had to settle for aboki.

Note: pls this post is not to depict or drag any religion or tribe, be civilized in your comments while you share your thoughts and experiences.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Nobody: 9:17am On Dec 15, 2022
ahnie:
My concern right now is that....2 pure water is now #50 in delta state.
was in enugu last week bought the same pure water 2 #50 naira vote wisely oh
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Danisaint112(m): 9:27am On Dec 15, 2022
She could have been Jazzed or is using the guy as Jazz.

Most of those fair beautiful people including men usually have spiritual problem.

But OP you sounded like someone that would easily off her pant if given the chance to.
Re: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by realestate99: 9:39am On Dec 15, 2022
Abokis are humans too, they are entitled to the fundamental human right of shining Congos irrespective of how beautiful the owner of the Congo is, when it comes to issues of the heart, some people do not discriminate.

Leave the Aboki to keep vandalising that beauty, that is his resting place, do you think it is easy to be roaming inside Nigerian sun, hustling with a tailoring machine permanently on your shoulders looking for people to patch their clothes? After such tedious work, the universe has blessed him with a sanctuary and you are here ranting like an albino ghost.....be careful.
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