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ifihearam:
Girls can friend zone you, call you bestie,call you brother, give them relationship advise, pick or help them select clothes for a date, introduces you to the bf as a friend and brother and you can still be banging her.

all depends on how you play your game but no matter what you do, never let a girl see that you single, bang girls that are way more beautiful than her and NEVER show any sign of desperation.

pansophist:
You still de hail wey other de write cheque, throw bundles of cash, donate cars and plot of land?

Obidientful:
What if the girl dey summit her kpomo to you. Is that still friendzoning? because e get one wey say I be her beastie, best friend,that she can't date me but I still de chop her kpomo.

PureFace1:
5. Or has she called you her “best bestie in the whole world”.

but...

caracas:
Trash analysis
Most of this factors are just the opposite …

PureFace1:
2. If she says “God forbid” and makes this face whenever the topic of both of you being in a relationship comes up.

Yup! She is highly disgusted by the idea of dating you.

VinnyBaba:
You are Correct!

Once She has started Discussing her Past Affairs,Body Parts,etc.. she has developed some Feelings..

It's time for the Nigga to Attack and Plunder!

PureFace1:
7. When she starts to tell you of a guy that she likes and that guy isn’t you..

Goodlady:
Grabs popcorn.

siofra:


Eyahhh!

PureFace1:
10. And she feels really comfortable telling you all the gross things like how bloody her period feels like.

Dis tew much. Forreal.

Sonnobax15:

I have a female bestie with whom I can share all my secrets....At first,I asked her out but she said no to me... Months later,I met my current banny and we started dating......Tho my bestie and I are still doing greatly via our friendship but it isn't as close as it was before my banny came into the picture..... Bestie wan dey para say I no dey get her Time again, meanwhile banny still dey one corner dey para say make I reduce my closeness to bestie pass the way I don already reduce am . I've no other option than to listen to banny,at least I don't wanna compromise my relationship because of a bestie who friend zoned me even when it was obvious to her I was in love with her

LoudlyMouthed:
Gotta be speechless @ Goodlady + Siofra e.t.c
Nonsensical rubbish and ingredients personalities


Guilty as charged
But v.hard to publicly admit!!
So, transfer aggression to innocent boy/manfriend..

obinna58:
Did he knack you? I no even trust this besties I’m sure he did knack you, some guys prefer to be bestie sef Bestie with counter attack

PureFace1:
Friend zone aka the “you will never be bae zone” should have a lot of warning signs for would-be occupants of the zone. See, we are the good guys and know just how painful it is to be cast into that zone.

1. When she tells you she isn’t ready for a relationship then goes on to date someone else two weeks later.

Smh !

https://www.zikoko.com/life/oldies/12-signs-a-nigerian-girl-has-friendzoned-you/

Pierocash:
That number 10 is the opposite.

If a girl is comfortable telling you about her menses and period,she wants you. A girl who doesn't want you won't tell you anything about her menstrual period

ifihearam:
Girls can friend zone you, call you bestie,call you brother, give them relationship advise, pick or help them select clothes for a date, introduces you to the bf as a friend and brother and you can still be banging her.

all depends on how you play your game but no matter what you do, never let a girl see that you single, bang girls that are way more beautiful than her and NEVER show any sign of desperation.

Goodlady:
Take drugs.

PureFace1:
2. If she says “God forbid” and makes this face whenever the topic of both of you being in a relationship comes up.

Yup! She is highly disgusted by the idea of dating you.

PureFace1:
4. Are you helping her pick dresses for dates with other guys?

As per chief stylist.

PureFace1:
6. When she replies “Awww” after you just sent her a 3-paged epistle on how beautiful she is.

Eh yaa !

pansophist:
The opposite of friend-zone is sex-zone. Lots of girls that locked men in their friend zone Ironically may be chilling in the sex-zone of the man they want. Since women typically pursue the same kind of men, the price to pay is sharing (aka polygamy).

Just as men confuse female friendship with romance, these 'Alan Shearers" also confuse sex with commitment. For women, they assume that because you guys are having sex (or even kissed), that a relationship has begun. Meanwhile for the man, it's just another day.

This cold fact is what traditional societies understood, hence they want women to marry before having sex. Because the only time a woman is guaranteed of a man's commitment is under marriage, not relationship.

And the more she is having sex in every relationship she enters, the more she makes herself less desirable for the kind of men she really wants. Men are in competition with a woman's past, and for a good reason.

The dirtier the past, the more bullshit he has to deal with in the relationship. She would be less satisfied sexually, materially, emotionally et, because other men before him have messed her up. Modern women call it sexual liberation, but I call it sexual degredation.

This is also why it's very hard for some women to grasp the fact that men can fork and go, with no feelings attached. Sex for men is physical, not emotional. This also explains prostitution.

But most importantly, a girl can not lock you in the friend zone without your acceptance. Cut yourself off, no one will care about you than yourself. So yea. If she is not reciprocating equally, or waiting on the first floor while you've walked to the 10th floor, leave her there and move on.

pansophist:
The opposite of friend-zone is sex-zone. Lots of girls that locked men in their friend zone Ironically may be chilling in the sex-zone of the man they want. Since women typically pursue the same kind of men, the price to pay is sharing (aka polygamy).

Just as men confuse female friendship with romance, these 'Alan Shearers" also confuse sex with commitment. For women, they assume that because you guys are having sex (or even kissed), that a relationship has begun. Meanwhile for the man, it's just another day.

This cold fact is what traditional societies understood, hence they want women to marry before having sex. Because the only time a woman is guaranteed of a man's commitment is under marriage, not relationship.

And the more she is having sex in every relationship she enters, the more she makes herself less desirable for the kind of men she really wants. Men are in competition with a woman's past, and for a good reason.

The dirtier the past, the more bullshit he has to deal with in the relationship. She would be less satisfied sexually, materially, emotionally et, because other men before him have messed her up. Modern women call it sexual liberation, but I call it sexual degredation.

This is also why it's very hard for some women to grasp the fact that men can fork and go, with no feelings attached. Sex for men is physical, not emotional. This also explains prostitution.

But most importantly, a girl can not lock you in the friend zone without your acceptance. Cut yourself off, no one will care about you than yourself. So yea. If she is not reciprocating equally, or waiting on the first floor while you've walked to the 10th floor, leave her there and move on.

Viltron:
Bestie with a girl? Worst idea ever. She'd be extorting money from you

PureFace1:
9. When she tweets “I am single to stupor” and you guys have been talking for almost a year.

Very tragic!

PureFace1:
10. And she feels really comfortable telling you all the gross things like how bloody her period feels like.

Dis tew much. Forreal.